Background Information :-Last seen in Fergies of Kilmesan Co.Meath.Friends say that she was some what under the influence, but given the proximity of her home to Fergies, no one was worried about her ability to get home.Dinny even painted the house pink to help her recognise it.

Description:-Aileen is about 5-6 in height, Lots and lots of bosco flavored hair. Aileen is a recovering butcher and despised being sent to thrid level education when she could have be trainned up by the bould red Pay-ter Gorman.

Update-11/10/01: Aileens family are very concerned for her safety.Owing to the reoccurance of foot and mouth in the UK it is thought that Aileen may have went in persuit of a life long ambition-Mass Slaughter of Animals-foot and mouth has given her such a chance. If you are a farmer or a vet and are approcahed by a red haired girl wielding a "wooden machette" as she calls it (hurl) please notify us and we can bring her home.