NEW FLAME (as of 3/15) AT BOTTOM!
Flame Number 20: "YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!!! HILDE IS A LOW LIFE SLUT!!!! AND TO COMPARE HER TO THE GREAT DUO!!! I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!!"
Left by: Myst Maxwell (TheDuoMaxwell@gundamwing.net)
My Response:
"YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK!!!!!"
All right, you inbred whore. You caught me on a bad day! I'm sick? Of course, and you're a freaking idiot who needs to burn in hell!
"HILDE IS A LOW LIFE SLUT!!!!"
Only in your own, sick, demented little shell of a brain. That's probably some lesbian fantasy of yours. Just please take it elsewhere.
"AND TO COMPARE HER TO THE GREAT DUO!!!"
When did I compare her to him? Excuse me, but the last time I checked, this wasn't a campaign for Hilde against Duo. This is a site for Hilde and Duo as a couple. Learn to read, or at least look at the pretty little pictures.
"I FEEL SO SORRY FOR YOU!!!!!!"
Ok, you write a letter in all caps saying that you think I'm sick (and things like "Up Yours" left in the answer fields) then you say you feel sorry for me. How moronic is that?! And here I always thought we were supposed to have pity on retards.
Flame Number 22: "I just have to tell you I love your flames section, I have to say that I hate Hilde. I have a friend, Myst(she's already signed the guestbook) who is Shinigami's bride and is Duo's!!!!!!!!!!! There's nuth'n you or Hilde can do about it!!!!!!!!!! I wannta kill that BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I agree w/ that girl from Japan, YOU ARE A BITCH FOR PUTTING A BITCH ON ANY WEBSITE THAT'S NOT AGINST HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
Talx Winner (Trunks_1_us@yahoo.com)
My Response: "I just have to tell you I love your flames section,"
And now you get to be a part of that which you love! Isn't that just super?!
"I have to say that I hate Hilde."
And as per usual, you fail to offer a reason why. Come on, you could've at least given a stupid one.
"I have a friend,"
You have a friend? You're kidding, right?
"Myst(she's already signed the guestbook) who is Shinigami's bride and is Duo's!!!!!!!!!!!"
Aside from the fact that Shinigami and Duo are the SAME PERSON, she must be completely psychotic if she thinks she's married to an animated character. I suggest that she do one of the following: (A.) Seek Mental Help, (B.) Isolate herself from the rest of humanity before she gets the chance to harm someone or breed, or (C.) Shoot herself in the head. Personally, I'm voting for C.
"There's nuth'n you or Hilde can do about it!!!!!!!!!!"
That's right, I can't shoot her in the head. That's something she must do on her own. And Hilde doesn't have to do anything. She already lives with your precious Duo and sleeps in the same house and has meals with him EVERYDAY!!! Eat that, psycho whore!
"I wannta kill that BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yet another of your dreams that will never come true. Let me try to word this simply and slowly: "Hilde.... is.... an.... animated (wait, that's too big, ne? How about... "drawn"?)... character!!
"I agree w/ that girl from Japan, YOU ARE A BITCH FOR PUTTING A BITCH ON ANY WEBSITE THAT'S NOT AGINST HER!!!!!!!"
And you believe she was from Japan? Are you five years old, or just incredibly dumb?
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
Her finger must have been stuck to the keyboard. Wonder why they were so sticky. ^_~
Flame Number 23: *just a reminder, the flamer's words are in quotations and mine aren't*
"Ya know, I was fully prepared to find some nice Hilde and Duo pics for my Duo-centric page. Even though I'm a YAOI fan. A big YAOI fan."
So? A lot of yaoi fans like Duo and Hilde. And why did you capitalize yaoi twice? It looks like you were trying to scare me or something. You must be one of the MANY others that didn't read enough of my site to know that I don't mind yaoi at all, in fact, I like a lot of yaoi couples.
"Why? Because I like to be nice to /everyone/ even if I disagree."
That's good. So do I.
"I read you flames section, because I think that flamers are idiotic, for the most part."
Yes, they are idiotic.
"However... your responses to flamers simply prove that you are no better then them."
It is my belief that no person is better than another when it comes right down to it. But, I'd like to take a moment to explain my point of view *yet again*. I never flame anyone. I keep to myself and don't bother a soul. I make my little shrines, I keep my mouth shut when I see a site I don't agree with, and I even praise sites I don't agree with if I can find just one thing I like about them. But, idiots still write to me calling me everything but a milk cow and viciously attacking ALL of my ideals, views, opinions, and even me in general. What am I supposed to do? Ignore it? I've seen non-yaoi sites ignore flamers, and then I've watched them go down under the pressure. I'm not going to let that happen to me.
"Is it so hard not to act immature,"
I'm immature? Could you please re-read the flames page and tell me again who is immature? I'm not the one who swore that I'm married to Duo. I'm not the one who professed that I had killed Catherine and was working on killing Hilde.
"not to cuss,"
Now this is the part that really upset me. If you'll notice, I use an uncannily low amount of cussing. The only times I used bad language were when responding on the Flames Special page, and even then it was a very low amount, especially if you compare it to the language they were using to me. Beyond that page, I think I may have said "hell" or MAYBE "damn". And those were on very rare occasions.
"not to insult people?"
Ok, I'll send Myst, Talx, and Sphynx to your site and have them insult everything you've done, call you every name they called me, and see how you react. If you sit there and let them do it, then you're a coward. If not, then you have no right to critisize me.
"I suppose it is. Ja."
This is apparently from someone who hasn't had many flames.
From: Reene (lilshinigami13@yahoo.com)
Archi's Note: Ok, so maybe this technically wasn't a flame and maybe I was a bit harsh, but this letter did truly make me angry. If it makes me angry, it goes on the flames page.
Flame Number 24:
"OMG!!!! YOU GUYS ARE SUCH RETARDED IDIOTS!"
You guys? How many times have I had to state that I am the only one running this site? And why do you call me a "retarded idiot"? Is it because I know how to type without the caps lock on?
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET OFF SAYING DUO IS WITH HILDE?!"
Ok, now this is just moronic. I have my reasons posted all over my site! If you would open your freaking eyes and READ I'm sure you could find them. Then again, I never thought flamers had the common sense to do such things.
"TELL ME THIS, WHY WOULD HE GO OUT WITH THAT BALD BITCH?!"
This is pretty funny. I've never heard her called bald before. Maybe it's because she has a head full of hair! Show me one picture where she's bald! Go ahead! She has more hair than Noin, and no one calls her bald.
"SHES UGLY AS HELL(uglier, actually) AND SHE IS A FUCKING IDIOT!"
The definition of ugly is different for everyone. You may think she's ugly, that's fine and dandy, but I (as well as most male fans) happen to think she's very pretty. And please explain how she is an idiot? She sure managed to get the data on Libra pretty easily.
"AND WHAT THE HELL IS WITH INSULTING YOUR FLAMES?!"
Obviously, you've never before been flamed. When people e-mail you, insulting you and your views, you get defensive. What do you expect me to do? Ignore them? That's certainly not what flamers want. They want a reaction or they wouldn't post such stupidity to begin with. So I respond, the only way I know how. So be happy with the reaction you got and quit complaining.
"YOU'RE JUST SHOWING US THAT YOU HAVE MORE STUPIDITY THAN WE THOUGHT YOU DID!"
Who are "us" and "we"? Sounds like you have a split personality or something.
"WHY DUN YOU TRY TO GET A LIFE GOD DAMNIT!"
I have a life. I'm very happy with it. I have plenty of friends, a great boyfriend, and a great relationship with my family. That describes a good life. Apparently you're unsatisfied with your life or you wouldn't resort to getting your kicks from flaming an anime web site.
"GO FUCK HILDE WHILE YOUR AT IT, SINCE YOU THINK SHE'S SO DAMN GREAT!"
I'm afraid that's impossible, seeing as how she doesn't exist in the physical world. But even if it were, I don't think I'd do that. My doors don't swing that way (I'm sure you're very disappointed). Why do people keep wanting me to have a lesbian relationship with Hilde? Sorry, but I won't satisfy your yuri fantasies.
"LATERS YOU FUCKING REJECTS:"
Again, you're using plural. And again, I run this site alone. Please, for the love of God, learn to read!!
"p p.s. DUO IS MINE!!!!!!!!"
I'm sure he is, and the sky is falling tomorrow, only on you and your home.
"HEERO CANT HAVE HIM, AND NEITHER CAN HILDE, OR ANY OF YOU FUCKING BAKA!"
Actually, Heero and Hilde could have him. They both exist in the animated world with him, whereas you do not. It must be a sad, freakish existence, being jealous of animated characters. And if you haven't noticed, I never said I wanted Duo. I prefer REAL men.
Signed "shimegami" (a nick name used by half of the thousands of Duo fans)
E-mail: chibi_shimegami@yahoo.com
*I'm posting her comments in the question fields, cause they're so hillariously stupid* Home Page: "Go suck a goat :P" Wow, original *rolls eyes*
City: "dude...you're probably some kind of stalker...why the hell would i tell you?" Apparently you haven't signed many guestbooks, or are too stupid to notice that every guestbook by Guestbook.com has the same exact questions.
State: "see above answer if your brain works enuff to read this^" This from someone who asked me why I thought Duo and Hilde make a good couple, with my reasons posted all over the place.
Country: "*moron alert* *moron alert*" What a fitting name for the country you're from.
Flame Number 25: "Ick.. O.o This page sucks. ^_^"
Why thank you! Insults from morons are automatically translated as complements.
"Cuz it's about Duo an' stuff"
And it only leaves me to wonder why in hell you would click on a site called "DUO and Hilde" if you don't like Duo.
"My daddy says you your in love with Duo an' stuff. ^^;;;"
A LOT of people are in love with Duo. I happen to be a fan of the character. Is there a problem with that?
"Duo's a faggot and a fudgpacker"
Right. That's about as likely as you being pretty or even remotely cute or smart.
"And Hilde is really a guy!"
Wow. Yet another episode I somehow missed.
"^_^; Your a lezbo aren't you?"
*gasp* You discovered my secret! Please don't tell anyone! *end sarcasm*
"O.o And my mommy Washu says she can kill Duo No matter what you and that pansy Joe says."
The sad part is, I think you truly believe Washu to be your mother.
"He's gay with men. -_-"
And I'm sure you're the ultimate authority on Joe's sexual status, right?
Archi's Note: This was probably written because of my response to one of Joe's questions on the "Ask Duo and Hilde" page. You can visit his site in the "Affiliates" section (he's the owner of "Duo's Garage") and also visit "Wufei Sucks" (in the links section) for more on this flamer and his/her friends.
Flame Number 26: "this sight sucks"
Aren't you the creative one?
"you need more pickckckckcks!"
If I knew what pickckckckcks were, I might add some.
"i dont like joe"
And I'd say it's a safe bet that he doesn't like you either.
"he is gaye. he is gaye gaye with me."
Well, you say you don't like him because he's gay, then you say you're gay with him. I guess you don't like yourself then, do you?
"he sees a man and gets a arection! :D"
Whatever Joe's sexual status may be, it is none of my concern, and certainly none of yours. And what is an "arection"?
Obviously, this is a friend of flamer number 25. Joe warned me that they'd send their moronic friends/other personalities after me. -_-;
*NEW* Flame Number 27: "Konnichiwa, I'm writing this message for all of the Hilde haters out there."
Let me get this straight: You came to a site dedicated to Hilde to leave a message for Hilde-haters? Um..... were you born stupid or did you just suddenly get that way?
"Hilde sucks ass!"
Yet another mysterious scene from Gundam Wing that I missed. Honestly, I'd kinda like to see that.
"She's a pitiful excuse for a woman, especially with that blue hair, god it looks like it's just glued on. She's just copying Ami/Sailor Mercury cuz she's jealous!"
And I'm sure you're the model of what every woman should be, right? I'd also be interested in how an anime character can copy another anime character's hairstyle. Maybe the creators were a bit influenced (though I doubt it), but I don't see a problem. I like Ami's hair.
"And by the way, I'm afraid I have to say that Duo is definately not hers, she a whore who's just trying to steal Duo away from me. Hai, I did say ME."
Ok, let's go over what you just said. You claim that an animated character BELONGS to you. Can't you get sued for that? I think I'll write a letter to Sunrise and Sotsu and ask them. I'm sure they can clarify who Duo's real owner is. Anyway, Hilde LIVES WITH DUO. If anything, it'd be you trying to steal him from HER. Like that'd ever happen. If you seriously think you're dating/married to/whatever an anime character, you must live a very pathetic life. My suggestion: Find a real man!
"By the way, you are talking to Raye/Sailor Mars who is the rightful koibito of Duo."
Who in the world is Raye? Maybe you're thinking of Hino Rei. You can't impress me by using bad Japanese that every anime fan in existance knows and then use Rei's crappy dubbed name in the same sentence.
"And Duo also wants me to say something to Hilde."
So.... anime characters talk to you.... and you talk to other anime characters? You know, there's help for people like you. It's called electro-shock therapy.
"Hilde, you are a bitch and he wants you to stop the hentai phone messages on our answering mechine, following him around like a dog, and trying to get him!"
Not only do you think you can communicate with fictional characters, but now you fantasize about them talking dirty to you on your answering machine? Sheesh. Now it's just getting creepy.
"And if you don't like that, you can just commit suicide, it'll save Duo and I the trouble of destorying you ourselves."
And I'm sure Hilde was very hurt and saddened by that. *rolls eyes*
"Duo x Raye forever!"
Riiiiiiight.
Left By: Raye Maxwell (DuoBabe429@gundamwing.org) http://www.oocities.org/rayehinomaxwell
Flame Number 28: "Hilde must die"
Um..... why?
"she is a complete BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Right, let's burn her at the stake right away! Oh wait... you said "bitch" not "witch". Darn. And here I thought I was going to get an ORIGINAL flame.
"I like the Duo parts of your site"
Then why not just say "I liked the Duo parts, but I don't really like Hilde." Why did you have to make comments like that about Hilde?
"no affence to u but I hate that "BITCH" like I said"
When you write to the owner of a Hilde shrine and say that Hilde is a "BITCH", said owner tends to take offense.
"I like the rest of your site ^_^ Good job"
Sure. Thanks.
"from Hildes DEATH"
Am NOT impressed with Death's typing/spelling skills. Oh, and Death was afraid to leave his/her e-mail address too.