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Relena is on an exercise bike.

"If you want a firm, slim figure like mine, use the G-Bike 2000"

She begins to look more and more like a skeleton as she exercises.

"That's disturbing," said Heero.

"I don't know I kind of liked it," Duo said, looking at Relena and the TV.

Relena just looked embarrased and hungry.

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Une and Treize are on the TV with fancy clothes on.

"Would you like to learn Ballroom Dancing?" Une said as they begin to dance.

"Well now you can, with just 4 easy payments of...." Treize said as they go into a dip and begin to kiss, "mmf sid udfn."

Une broke the kiss and said, "Don't talk with your mouth full."

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Everybody was just staring at the TV and Wufei looked rather turned on until Noin had changed the channel,"We don't need to see that," she said, disgustedly.

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Hilde is on the TV looking at a picture of Duo and sighing.

"Would you like to go out with a dangerously intense guy but don't know how to tell him? Call the Gundam Romance hotline to talk with your possibly insane crush one-on-one."

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Everybody looked amazed that Hilde would hit Noin in order to change the channel. Duo just looked thoughtful.

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"Hey! What the heck is going on with this thing?" Duo asked.

"I think we broke it with all the channel changing," Quatre said.

"Great, what am I going to do without my TV?" Duo asked, almost frantic now.

"I'll fix it the only way I know how," said Heero, pulling a gun and shooting the TV.

"AHH! I can feel it's pain!" screamed Quatre.

"Oh, shutup you crybaby," said Trowa, "What?" he asked when everybody looked at him accusingly.

"I guess we'll all have to go home," said Noin.

"Yeah, get out of here YOU WEAKLINGS" said Wufei before getting pummeled into the ground.

The girls left the G-boys house as Quatre remarked,"I think we all learned more than we wanted to know about each other tonight."

Suddenly Milliardo woke up where he had been sleeping in the corner, "Hey, what happened?"

"What did I do?" he said as a couple hundred pillows hit him.....