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VWF

First Show Monday Night Madness!

In the center of Videogame Land, the border between Sony Land, Sega Land, and Nintendo Land, there is a large arena. Inside, various creatures, animals, and people form a crowd around a square wrestling ring. In the center of the ring stands James Bond and Big Boo.

Bond: Welcome to the Videogame Wrestling Federation! We have gathered together the best video game characters that the author has encountered. Here in the VWF, we have world championship belts for both our men's and women's division, as well as a tag team belt for each division, an intergender tag team belt, and the hardcore championship, which is intergender. Take it away Boo!

Boo: OK, are you guys and gals ready to rock?

(crowd goes absolutely bonkers)

Boo: Well, I think we've wasted enough of your time, so here we go!

The two commentators walk over to their table.

Bond: Our first match is for the Hardcore Championship.

Boo: Get ready for plenty of insane action, as the first ever VWF match is Ryu vs. Sagat!

(Ryu's theme plays)

a nervous red Koopa Trooper checks his cards to make sure he correctly announces the combatants

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Japan, Ryu!

The crowd goes nuts cheering for the martial arts master. But Ryu just walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring. He seems to be focusing his strength.

(Sagat's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Thailand, Sagat!

The crowd boos Sagat, but Sagat ignores them, for he has a great hatred for Ryu, who scared Sagat on his chest. Sagat taunts Ryu, but Ryu ignores him.

The bell rings as the first ever VWF match starts. Ryu suddenly launches a fireball at the tall kickboxer, but Sagat dodges the projectile.

Sagat charges Ryu, getting ready to use his Tiger Knee attack. Ryu blocks the Tiger Knee, then unleashes his Dragon Punch at Sagat. Sagat goes flying to the other side of the ring.

Boo: Oh my goodness! I thought only Ken had that powerful a Dragon Punch!

Bond: I've so rumors that Ryu and Ken have been training together, so Ken might have helped Ryu perfect it....

As they talk, Sagat recovers and begins launching high and low Tiger Shots. Everyone can see the rage in Sagat's one good eye. Ryu quickly dodges them and leaps into the air.

Boo: It looks like he's going to try to hit Sagat with his Flying Hurricane Kick!

Indeed, Ryu has started the famed move. Sagat gets hit in the face with the full impact of Ryu's foot, and thuds to the floor. Ryu quickly pins Sagat as the referee, a member of the Mushroom people counts the three, giving Ryu victory and the Hardcore Belt!

Bond: What a match! This is a great way to start off the VWF, don't you think so Boo?

Boo: Yes, and with a true champion as well. Ryu is an example to all as to what a professional is. He does what he has to, no more, no less.

Bond: Our next match is for the Women's Tag Team Titles. It will be Tifa and Aeris of Final Fantasy VII fame agianst Fara Phoenix and Katt Monroe of Starfox fame!

Boo: Well, actually, Fara Phoenix has only appeared in the Starfox comic strip that ran in Nintendo Power about eight years ago as far as Nintendo is comcerned. However, many Starfox fansites feature her as a main charactor. For those of you who don't know this charming young fox, she is a love interest of Fox McCloud's, an almost exact twin of Fox's mother Vixie, and a darn good pilot to boot!

Bond: Here we go!

(the FFVII theme, played on a guitar is heard)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Midgar, Tifa Lockheart and Aeris Gainsborough!

The two friends cheerily walk to the ring and climb in.

Bond: Despite some rumors, these two are great friends.

(the Starfox theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Corneria and Zoness, Fara Phoenix and Katt Monroe, respectively!

The two also cheerily walk to the ring and climb in.

Boo: I've recently heard that both Fara and Katt have joined Starfox, although the two will not be flying in Arwings, as General Pepper is late on his payments to the team and Arwings are darned expensive!

Bond: Yes, I've heard so. Let's get on with the match!

As the bell rings, Aeris and Katt are in the ring. They exchange blows until Aeris tags in Tifa.

Boo: And here comes Tifa Lockheart, a martial arts master, and quite a looker, if I do say so myself! Look out Starfox!

Bond: Yes, Tifa is everything one copuld want in a partner. I only wish she could have helped me on some of my adventures....

Tifa comes in and procedes to clean Katt's clock. Fara sticks her arm into the ring as far as she can and Katt just barely tags her. Fara comes in.

Boo: I think Fara will suffer a fate similar to that of Katt.

Boo's prediction comes true. Neither Katt nor Fara had half of the training in hand-to-hand combat that Tifa has. Tifa uppercuts Fara, knocking her down. Then she punches Katt, knocking her down. Tifa hooks Fara's leg, and the ref counts three! Tifa and Aeris win the Women's Tag Team Titles! Avalanche comes in from the back and celebrates with their friends.

Boo: Cloud better not celebrate too much, as he has a match tonight (squints at a sheet of paper) for the Men's World Title later on!

Bond: Yep, and right now we have our Men's Tag Team Title match as The Super Mario Brothers take on Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails the Fox!

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, the Super Mario Brothers, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario!

The crowd's response to their entry is deafening.

(the Sonic the Hedgehog theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Mobius, Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails the Fox!

Another deafening response to the entrants.

Bond: What a pop these guys are getting! My ears are still ringing. What the!

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Boo: Bowser is coming over here!

Bond: Hello, and why are you here so early, Bowser, your match isn't until later on against Cloud Strife!

Bowser: ( sitting down and putting on a pair of headphones) First of all, that pipsqeak doesn't have a chance against me, the mighty King of the Koopas! And second, Mr. Bond, I wanted to do some color commentary.

Bond: Just remember, if you interfere with the match, I've got a fully loaded PP7 with me!

Bowser: There is no need for threats, Mr. Bond. Let's just enjoy the beating those two plumber boys are gonna get!

Mario and Sonic circle each other as the bells rings. Sonic uses his Spin Dash to knock Mario into the turnbuckle.

Bowser: That's it! Hit him! Hit him!

Sonic lands a few more punches before Mario recovers. Noticing how close Sonic is, Mario wallops him with a Super Jump Punch. Sonic goes flying.

Tails: Hey, Sonic, did you forget I'm the one who's supposed to fly?

A dazed Sonic tags in the eager young fox. Mario tags in Luigi. Fox hovers just out of Luigi's reach.

Tails: Ha ha, you can't get me, ha ha, you can't get me!

Luigi: You-a just-a watch-a!

Luigi catches Tails by suprise with his Super Jump Punch, knocking him out of the air. Luigi continues to dominate the small fox, who is definately not in his element. Luigi clocks Sonic, then tags in Mario.

Boo: This could be trouble for Tails...

Indeed it is, Mario whips Tails into ropes, and the Mario Brothers hit the Spicy Meatball ( also known as the death drop)! Mario hooks Tails' leg and pins him for the three count! Mario and Luigi win the Men's Tag Team Titles!

Bowser: Shoot!

Suddenly, a pack of Goombas rush out from the back, but..

Bond: Here comes Link!

Mario, Luigi, and Link quickly dispatch of the Goombas, and leave to an ovation. Bond whips out his PP7 and aims it at Bowser.

Bowser: I swear, I didn't tell them to do it!

Bond: OK, I'll believe that for now, but they better not come out again...

Bowser: Trust me, they won't.

Bowser hurries away and Bond puts his gun away.

Boo: Now, on to our next match, Link and Saria will face Crono and Marle for the Intergender Tag Team Title!

(the Legend of Zelda theme from Super Smash Bros. plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kokiri Forest, Link and Saria!

The two come out to a booming ovation as they ride in on Epona.

Bond: I don't know how well Saria can fight, as she always seemed to be a peace maker.

Boo: But remember her partner! Link is the Hero of Time! He took out Gannondorf and Majora's Mask! He can take on two teenagers easily, I feel.

Bond: But these two are no ordinary teenagers. These two are also heros throughout time.

(Chrono's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kingdom of Guardia, Crono and Princesss Nadia!

Marle: Call me Marle, please!

Red Koopa: Uh, OK, Introducing, from the Kingdom of Guardia, Crono and Marle!

Marle: That's better. Thank you.

Red Koopa: No problem.

They walk down, getting a good cheer, but not as loud as the others had gotten.

Chrono: Hey, did everyone forget about us when Chrono Cross came out?

Marle: Maybe. Let's prove we can still put up a good fight!

The bell rings, and Link and Crono start out. They circle and exchange blows. Suddenly, Crono rolls Link up in a small package! Saria comes in to break the pin, but Marle comes in and slugs her. Crono gets the three count over the suprised Link! Crono and Marle win the Intergender Tag Team Title!

Bond: Well, Boo, what do you have to say about the match. I was quite suprised by Crono's sudden move.

Boo: You're telling me! I was shocked by Link's defeat.

Bond: Our next match is for the Women's World Championship! Samus Aran will face Cammy!

(Samus' theme from Super Smash Bros. plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from, well, we don't really know where she's from, but, Samus Aran!

The bounty hunter gets a good pop from the crowd.

(Cammy's theme from Super Street Fighter 2 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from England, Cammy!

Cammy gets a good pop, but Samus got a bigger one.

Bond: This looks to be a good one, but Samus' body armor gives her a definate advantage.

Boo: I agree. Cammy will have a hard time really hurting Samus.

The bell rings, and the two circle, for a second, then Samus kicks Cammy hard in the midsection. Samus whips Cammy into the ropes and looks to clock Cammy with another punch, but Cammy dodges and hits a hurricarana from behind!

Boo: What agility by Cammy! Samus has to be stunned, armor or not!

Samus is in fact dazed. But she quickly shakes it off and leaps high into the air.

Bond: Samus may be looking for a sunset flip!

Cammy dodges Samus' attack and grabs Samus from behind. She attempts to lift Samus into a German suplex, but Samus is too heavy. Instead, Samus hip tosses Cammy. Samus climbs one of the turnbuckles.

Bond: If Samus hits Cammy with any sort of move with that heavy armor, kiss this match goodbye!

Samus tries for an elbow drop, but Cammy rolls out of the way. Samus is writhing in pain from the shock of the miss. Cammy pins her for three and the Women's World Championship!

Bond: Quite an upset for Cammy, eh Boo?

Boo: Yup, and this is a lesson to all wrestlers, when you go up top, make sure you're gonna hit, or you'll pay.

Bond: And now, for the last match of this first show for the VWF, the Men's World Title match is Cloud Strife vs. the King of the Koopas, Bowser!

(the FFVII theme, played on a guitar is heard)

Red Koopa: Inroducing, from Midgar and accompanied to the ring by the Women's Tag Team Championships, Tifa and Aeris, Cloud Strife!

Cloud rides in with Tifa andd Aeris on his motorcycle. He gets a very good pop.

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Neon Castle and accompanied to the ring by the Koopa Kids, King Bowser Koopa!

The crowd truely hates Bowser, and the boos he gets proves it as he rides in on his Clown Copter.

Bowser: (whispering to himself) Heh, just wait 'till Cloud sees what I'm gonaa do, he he he.

Bond: This looks like a great match!

The bell rings, and Bowser snaps his fingers. Suddenly, a swarm of Goombas and Koopa Troopas, not including the ring announcer, floods the area and carrys Aeris and Tifa into the Clown Copter. The ref instantly disqualifys Bowser,a s he was already warned, then he jumps into the Copter with the two heroines. He slugs both with his massive arms and knocks them out. Barret runs out and trys to shoot down the Clown Copter, but he misses. Bowser blows a hole in the dome with a Bullet Bill and escapes. Cloud gets the title belt, but Tifa and Aeris are gone. Cloud weeps in the ring onto the belt as Avalanche and Starfox come down and try to comfort him. Then, Dash Rendar comes out.

Cloud: Oh, man. I can't believe it. They're gone again. This time both of them. Oh man, oh man, oh man.

Fox McCloud: We'll get him. Our Arwings will hunt him down.

Dash: So will I.

Cloud: Oh man, thank you, all of you. Just one thing: save Bowser, I want his carcass.

Cid: We'll help those guys too. That @#$% Bowser is gonna pay.

Barret: Oh yeah, you better believe it!

Boo: What a strange way to end the show. Well, I'm the Big Boo and, for my partner, James Bond, it was fun 'till Bowser kidnapped Tifa and Aeris, but we'll see you next time on Thursday Night Explosion! Good night everybody!