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VWF

Second Show Thursday Night Explosion

As the show begins, everyone in the crowd's eyes are on the huge Gametron that usually displays the action in the ring. Right now, we see the cockpit displays of Fox McCloud's Arwing.

Fox: This is Fox, all craft report!

Peppy: Everything on the ground is OK, and the Landmaster is holding out great!

Slippy: I'm OK. I'm getting a reading on an unidentified ship...Hold on! It's the Copter, no doubts about it!

Falco: Let's blow it to heck!

Fox: No, you idiot! We're gonna disable that sucker, then Peppy's gonna catch the ship with the Landmaster, then we get back the girls.

Dash: Hey, you guys need some help?

Fox: Dash! Didn't expect to see you. Yeah, can you catch the Copter if we disable it?

Dash: Sure, let's go!

After a quick chase, they disable and catch the Clown Copter. The dome over the arena opens. The stunned audience sees the landing of the Outrider with the Copter on top of it. A triumphant Star Wars title theme plays as Dash pulls Tifa and Aeris of of the ship, still out cold. Cloud runs out with his huge sword and a look of pure rage on his face.

Cloud: Bowser! Get out here and fight!

Bowser slowly steps out. He is obviously hurt. Tifa and Aeris come to, then see Cloud about to decapitate Bowser. Both run over and stop him.

Tifa: If you kill Bowser, You'll be no better than Sephioth!

Aeris: Please don't...You're not that type of person. I know you're better than that.

Cloud resheathes his sword. He slugs Bowser, then says as he leaves..

Cloud: If you ever try a stunt like that again, I'll get you, no matter what they say.

The crowd explodes into cheers. The Outrider takes off slowly, after depositing Bowser and the Copter.

Bond: Well, what a finish to that fiasco. I hope Bowser learned his lesson.

Boo: Me too. Bowser certainly got what he deserves.

In the back, Avalanche celebrates with Stafox and Dash. Leebo is standing guard in the Outrider.

Bond: Our first match tonight is Ryu defending the Hardcore belt against Pikachu in a no-holds-barred match.

(Ryu's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Japan, the VWF Hardcore Champion, Ryu!

Ryu gets a very good pop, but he is ignores it, again concentrating only on the match and focusing his strength.

(the Pokemon theme from Super Smash Bros. plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the tall grass outside of Pallet Town, Pikachu!

Pikachu gets such a loud pop that the Gametron almost shatters.

Bond: My ears are still ringing! Pikachu is probably the mst popular wrestler in the VWF!

Boo: Yeah, but unless Pikachu is quick to deliever a shocking experience to Ryu, he has little chance.

The bell rings, and Pikachu begins an electrical assault on Ryu. Ryu is badly hurt by the attack, but Pikachu runs out of electricity. Ryu recovers, themn launches a red fireball at the yellow mouse. Pikachu avoids the attck, but Ryu catches him and punches Pikachu. But Pikachu, ever resilient, holds out, then Slams Ryu into the turnbuckle. Pikachu continues the attack with a barrage of Quick Attacks. Ryu, falls out of the turnbuckle, and Pikachu pins the martial arts expert for the three count and the Hardcore Title! Ash runs down and gives Pikachu a hug.

Boo: That was quite an upset. I thought Ryu would get a better start, but Pikachu didn't let him mount much of an offense, even when he ran out of electricity.

Bond: Our next match features the Super Mario Brothers defending the Men's Tag Team Title against Fox McCloud and Falco Lombardi of Starfox!

Boo: This looks to be a great match up, but Fox and Falco may be a bit tired from their flight.

Bond: That's certainly a possibility.

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, The VWF Men's Tag Team Champions, the Super Mario Brothers, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario!

The brothers get another very good pop as they walk down to the ring.

(the Starfox theme plays)

Bond: No one has come out!

Boo: What's going on?

Dash Rendar comes out. He looks like he's seen a ghost, but he begins talking into the mike.

Dash: ....We....were ambushed in.... the back...Bowser did it.....Fox and Falco were....knocked out cold.....we need a replacement...and I can't fight.

Boo: Hold on. The commissioner is coming out!

Out steps Mumbo Jumbo, the commissioner. He begins speaking:

Mumbo: Me hear what happened. Me decide that big lizard will run gauntlet of seven heros.(crowd cheers the suggestion) Begin now! Or me kick Bowser out of VWF!

(Bowser's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Neon Castle, Bowser!

Bowser walks out with a look of disguston his face. Mumbo is still there.

Bowser: How dare you tell me what to do! I'm the King of the Koopas!

Mumbo: Me commissioner. In VWF, me have power. Big lizard have none. Me name special guest ref, me!

Bowser walks into the ring He is very upset. He tells the crowd to shut up when they begin chanting Mario's name, but they chant even louder. Mario and Luigi talk to Mumbo, then leave.

(Guile's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the USA, Guile!

The ex-soldier walks down to a good pop.

Mumbo: Bowser must face all chalengers, me no care about result. Must face all, or lose job.

The bell rings and Guile starts the match off with a Sonic Boom. Bowser blocks it, then rears back for a big haymaker.

Bond: If Bowser hits Guile with that, forget about it!

But Guile uppercuts Bowser, then hits the stunned Koopa with a Flash Kick!

Boo: Ouch, Bowser might have lost a few teeth there!

Guile pins Bowser. But just before the count of three, Bowser picks up Guile and stands up. He throws Guile into the mat with a gorilla press slam!

Boo: Oh my, Bowser picked him up like he was weight training, then hits a devastating gorilla press!

Bond: That's the danger of fighting an opponent much larger than you. He may be strong enough to toss you around like a sack of potatoes!

Bowser pins Guile for three, winning the first of his seven matches.

(Eye of the Tiger plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Saffron City Fighting Dojo, Hitmonchan!

The fighting-type Pokemon gets a good pop. He climbs into the ring and takes a boxing stance. Bowser takes a three-point stance.

The bell rings, and Bowser charges Hitmonchan, looking to drive him into the turnbuckle. But Hitmonchan holds his ground and hit Bowser with a Thunderpunch head on!

Boo: Bowser's head is gonna be ringing from that hit!

Hitmonchan delievers a flury of Comet Punches to Bowser. Hitmonchan continues to hit Bowser as he is stuck in the corner. Bowser falls down, and Hitmonchan pins him for three!

Bond: Bowser is gonna be very, very sore when he wakes up in the morning, and he's still got five more matches to go.

(the opening them to Banjo-Tooie plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Spiral Mountain, Banjo and Kazooie!

Banjo comes out playing his banjo like a rock star. The crowd is almost on the floor laughing.

Banjo: Uh, why is everybody laughing?

Kazooie: Maybe 'cause you're acting like a rock star when you're playing a banjo.

Banjo: Oh, well. I like to play my banjo, and no one can tell me to stop!

Boo: We got Kazooie to promise not to split up from Banjo if she wants to participate.

Bond: I almost forgot to remind everyone that every match in the gauntlet is a Hardcore-rules match. Which means, weapons and pins outside the ring are allowed.

The bell rings, and Bamjo puts away his banjo.

Kazooie:(to Mumbo) Hey there, Skull Boy!

Mumbo: Be quiet, or me disqualify bear and bird.

Bowser begins breathing fire at Banjo. Kazooie pops out of the bag and launches ice eggs. The attacks are neutralized, and then, Bowser tackles Banjo!

Bond: Ow! That's gotta hurt.

Banjo recovers from the blow, but is stunned. Bowser picks up the bear, getting ready for another gorilla press slam. But Kazooie pops out again and spits a fire egg right in Bowser's face! Bowser drops Banjo, and then Kazooie fires a grenade egg at the back of Bowser's shell, knocking him down. Banjo rolls him over and pins him for three! Banjo graps his banjo and begins playing on it again.

Bond: What's going on?

Boo: Someone's coming out!

Indeed, from the shadows steps Mikau, the legendary Zoran guitarist. Banjo sees him and runs up to the stage. They play together for a bit, then leave.

Bond: That was odd....

Boo: Certainly was. Hold on! Bowser isn't getting up! Saria is running out! Link is in close persuit!

Saria pulls out her ocarina and plays the Song of Healing to Bowser. He recovers slightly and begins to get up. Saria grabs a microphone.

Saria: You all may be wondering why I just came out. Perhaps you want to know why I've decided to help out Bowser. Well, you see, I feel that everyone deserves another chance. Also, I won't just stand by and watch as someone gets absolutely pulverised if I can help it.....

Bowser sneaks up from behind and clothelines her out of the ring! Link climbs in and begins a brawl with Bowser. Then the stadium becomes dark.....

(Gannondorf's Intro plays)

Gannondorf rides out on his black steed and goes into the ring. Gannondorf and Bowser double team Link.

Cloud runs out, full tilt, with his sword. Tifa and Aeris follow, trying to calm him down, but to no avail. Tifa does, however take Cloud's sword before he gets in with that. Cloud begins an all-out assault on Bowser. Link fights back against Gannondorf. Goombas and Koopas charge out from the back. Refs follow, but Bowser and Gannondorf chase rhem off. Tifa and Aeris join the brawl, fighting off the Goombas and Koopas. Mumbo has no control over the situation at all.

(the Pokemon theme plays)

Bond: The VWF enforcer, Ash Ketchum is coming out!

Ash: Pikachu, use Thunderwave on Gannondorf and Bowser!

Link, Cloud, Tifa, and Aeris back off and leave as Ash takes care of Bowser and Gannondorf with his Pokemon.

Mumbo: Gauntlet over. But not get away with this. Big lizard will fight for job at first-ever Don't Pay Per View.

Ash and Mumbo leave. The legions of Koopas and Goombas carry Bowser and Gannondorf away.

Boo: Wow! What a spirited brawl, no pun intended! That was something else!

Bond: Yes, it was. But Cloud has a match tonight to defend his title. After that, I don't know if he'll be too tired.

Boo: Hold on, Cammy is coming out!

Cammy: Hey, I saw what just happened. In fact, I saw Cloud on his way to Avalanche's room. He said something about getting his bag and leaving. So, I'll take his place and defend my title against any woman who wants a piece of me.

Cammy walks down and into the ring.

(The Pokemon theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the grass outside of the Indigo Plateau, Nidoqueen!

A Nidoqueen stomps down and into the ring. It gets a deafening pop.

Bond: It seems any Pokemon that comes down gets an earth-shattering response from the crowd.

Cammy: What the !?!

Boo: Nidoqueen does qualify for the Women's Division. (Toad runs down from the back and hands Boo a paper. He squints at it and says)To make things interesting, Mumbo has just informed us that this is a no-holds barred match!

Bond: Cammy is in big trouble now. With no rules, Nidoqueen can use its fully developed posin barbs.

As the bell rings, the Nidoqueen charges Cammy. Cammy dodges, and grabs it from behind. She gets the large Pokemon in a loose German suplex, but can't hold it for the pin, as Nidoqueen is too heavy. Cammy sits down for a second before getting back up, for a quick breather. But, Nidoqueen uses this time to recover and charge the champ once more. This time, she connects. She injects her poisons into Cammy. Cammy collapses as the poisons take their effect.

Bond: For Pete's sake, end the match and get the poor woman some medical attention, pronto!!!

The ref takes Bond's advice and ends the match. Doctors run out and put Cammy on a stretcher and carry her out.

Boo: That was a dirty win for Nidoqueen. I guarentee that Cammy will want a rematch at Revenge, the VWF's first ever Don't Pay Per View. For my partner, James Bond, I'm the Big Boo, see you on Sunday!