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VWF

Second Show Thursday Night Explosion

Boo: Welcome to the VWF's first ever Don't Pay Per View, Revenge!

Bond: Because we have a longer show tonight, We are gonna settle

some grudges and all belts will be defended.

Boo: First off, we have some news to tall you. Link and the

Hylian Heros, Darmani, Mikau, Saria,the Deku Scrub, and Princess

Zelda herself, have joined forces with Mario, Luigi, Princess

Toadstool, and Princess Daisy to form the Heros' Alliance!

Bond: And Gannondorf, Bowser, that Nidoqueen we saw last time, a

gang of Koopas and Goombas,

and Sagat have allied and become the Villians' World Order, or

VWO. This could be a volitile

situation! Other groups are coming closer together and

consolidating whatever they have to make

sure they don't lose anyone!

Boo: Our first match involves one of these alliances. Every

member of Starfox vs. the VWO! I

doubt we'll see those Koopas and Goombas actually wrestle, but

they do know how to flood an

area! These were the ones that kidnapped Tifa and Aeris on the

first show!

(Starfox's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Corneria and Zoness, Fox McCloud,

Falco Lombardi, Peppy Hare,

Slippy Toad, Fara Phoenix, and Katt Monroe, ladies and gentlemen,

Starfox!

The dome over the arena opens as six ships enter. They hover

just under the dome. Suddenly, they

all roll over, and the cockpits open. The members of Starfox

parachute down to the arena floor, as

the crowd goes bonkers and the ships fly back on autopilot to the

Great Fox, still in orbit. Fox

grabs a mike.

Fox: Hey, what's goin' on everyone?(crowd begins chanting his

name) I know that we couldn't fight

Bowser and his goons on Thursday, but that's 'cause we got

attacked from the back. But this time,

we're ready Bowser, so get ready for a beating!

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Neon Castle, Gerudo Valley, the

tall grass outside of the Indigo

Plateau, and Thailand, King Bowser Koopa, Gannondorf Dragmire,

the Women's Champion,

Nidoqueen, and Sagat, the VWO!

They come out in black shirts that say "VWO" on them over their

standard attire. Bowser graps a

mike as the crowd mercilessly boos them.

Bowser: I'd like to tell everyone, first of all, to get ready,

Because we are the VWO, and we are

gonna take over the VWF!(crowd loudly boos and begins throwing

rotten tomatoes) And, I'd like to

introduce our two new members, M. Bison and Andross!

The two villians step out, also wearing VWO shirts.

Bowser: We're ready, are you?

Thw VWO charges the ring, and as the bell rings, Falco and Sagat

start out in the ring. Falco,

being much more agile than Sagat, lands some quick punches and

kicks. Sagat grabs Falco and

whips him into the ropes. Sagat tries to Big Boot Falco, but the

blue bird dodges the attack,

bounces off the ropes behind Sagat, and catches him in a bull dog

headlock. While Sagat is down,

Falco stomps him a few times. Sagat gets up and tags to the

Nidoqueen. Falco tags out to Katt. Katt

extends her claws, and makes a quick charge at the Nidoqueen. She

gets in a few quick slashes, but

she backs off, not wanting a trip to the hospital.

Boo: What the?!?

Cammy runs out with a chair. She slides into the ring and smacks

Nidoqueen in the head with a

steel chair. The ref disqualifies Starfox, and both teams go into

the ring, brawling with whomever

they see. Suddenly, a Nidoking runs out!

Boo: That Nidoking must be related to the Nidoqueen!

Everyone except the Nidoqueen clears the ring when they see the

charging Pokemon. They

continue to brawl, all the way into the back as the Nidoking

defends the Nidoqueen. After everyone

else leaves, the two Pokemon leave.

Bond: That was unusual.

Boo: That was an understatement. Our next match is Dash Rendar

versus Magikoopa!

(the Star Wars theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from, well, he hasn't told us where he's

from, but Dash Rendar!

Dash walks down to a good cheer. For a second, we see Leebo in

the Outrider, his ship. Then the

camera returns to the arena.

Bond: Why isn't Magikoopa's music coming on?

Bowser steps out in his VWO shirt carrying a mike.

Bowser: Hey, let's face it. We have a grudge to settle. This show

is called Revenge, isn't it? And

let's face it. Magikoopa can't wrestle. He's a magician, not a

warrior. So how would you like a shot

at me, huh?

Dash: Fine with me.

Bowser charges the ring. Dash greets him with a flury of

punches. Bowwser uppercuts him, and

sends him flying. Dash recovers, but Bowser charges and knocks

him down. Bowser prepares to

breathe fire at Dash, but Dash quick draws his blaster, set on

stun, and fires. Bowser drops to the

mat, out cold, and Dash pins him for three and a win over the

giant menace.

Bond: Another victory over the VWO! Hold on! Mario is running

out!

Dash: Hey, what do you want, Mario? Wanna admit I'm better than

you 'cause I took out Bowser so

easily?

Mario: No-a, I-a don't-a want to. I-a want to offer you a place-a

in-a the-a Hero's Alliance. How's-a

'bout it-a?

Dash: I'm a mercanary. Normally I would say no, but I owe the VWO

a beat down. Sure, partner,

you got a deal.

Mario: Great-a! Here's-a the shirt-a!

Mario hands him a football jersey that says "Hero's Alliance" on

the front and "Dash" on the back

with 96 as the number. Dash puts on the jersey, then they leave.

Boo: Pikachu is gonna make his first title defense right now, as

he will face Thunder Hawk!

(the Pokemon theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the tall grass outside Pallet Town,

the VWF Hardcore Champion,

Pikachu!

Pikachu comes out with the belt, carrying it over his head,

since it is too big for him.

Boo: Oh my! I swear that the Gametron is developing cracks in it

from the crowd's cheering

Pikachu!

Bond: I'd like to take this opportunity before I go deaf to

remind our fans that Revenge is brought

to you by the Stockpot Inn. They are located in the heart of

eastern Clock Town, with quick acess

to all parts of the city. Come on in and enjoy Anju's cooking and

her grandmother's famous stories.

Just don't feel insulted if she calls you Tortus!

(Thunder Hawk's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Mexico, Thunder Hawk!

The huge Native American walks out in his usual denim outfit.

The crowd seems to barely

recognize him.

Boo: Thunder Hawk is better known as T. Hawk. He is a punishing

fighter with a devastating

arsenal of moves. His most famous move is the Hawk, a dive

headfirst off the top rope.

Bond: That move is utterly amazing. Especially since he is a 7

seven foot, 7 inch tall man.!

The bell rings, and Thunder Hawk charges Pikachu. Pikachu dodges

the attack and Thunder Hawk

crashes into the turnbuckle. Pikachu delivers a drop kick to the

stunned big man, adding insult to

injury. Thunder Hawk recovers and grabs Pikachu with one arm. He

drives his huge elbow into

Pikachu's throat several times, then lifts the mouse high into

the air.

Boo: Oh my goodness! Thunder Hawk is setting Pikachu up for his

famed Storm Hammer!

Thunder Hawk leaps into the air, spinning Pikachu around in

circles and slams Pikachu hard into

the mat. He steps out onto the ring apron. He then climbs up to

the top of the turnbuckle.

Bond: He's going for the Hawk! If it connects, forget about this

match!

Thunder Hawk jumps off of the turnbuckle, diving headfirst at

Pikachu, and connects! He pins

Pikachu for the three and the Hardcore Championship!

Boo: Talk about a crushing defeat for Pikachu, pun intended! Hold

on, we're going back stage for

some big, I'm told!

We see that a cameraman has come into the Hero's Alliance's

room. The members are talking

among each other.

Zelda: Hey, do you guys think that we should try to get Starfox

to join us?

Peach: That might be a nice idea. Let's at least make the offer.

Daisy: I'll go talk to them.

Link: That's fine with me. How about you Mario, what do you

think?

Mario: Sounds-a good to-a me.

Saria: All right, it's settled. Daisy gonna go ask Starfox if

they wanna join.

Zelda: The way things have been going, maybe I should go with

her. It would be safer to go as a

pair.

Link: Take these(hands Zelda a bow and a quiver of arrows). They

might come in handy.

Daisy: OK, I think we're all set. Let's go, Zelda!

The camera follows the two as they head out to find Starfox.

They find Tifa as they wander. She

takes her trademark fighting stance.

Daisy: Tif, relax. It's just me and Princess Zelda.

Tifa: Sorry. I've been a bit jumpy since what happened with

Bowser.

Zelda: Hey, we can relate.

Daisy: Yeah, I was a real wreck after Tatanga kidnapped me.

Zelda: But we always get rescued...Hey, hold on! We came out here

to look for recruits for the

Hero's Alliance. Do ya wanna join?

Tifa: Sure. I don't know about anyone else in Avalanche, but I'll

join.

Daisy Head over, we gotta find Starfox.

Tifa: You can't

Zelda: Why?

Tifa: They left. They said something about General Pepper calling

them to pay them or something.

Daisy: OK, let's all head back.

Zelda: Hey, what about Cammy? Maybe she'd want to join.

Tifa: I wouldn't advise that. She is still very upset with that

Nidoqueen. Let's go.

They all leave. The camera returns to the ring.

Bond: Our next match pits the Super Mario Brothers versus Ryu and

Ken!

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, accompanied to

the ring by Princess Peach and

Princess Daisy, the VWF Men's Tag Team Champions, the Super Mario

Brothers, Mario and Luigi!

The brothers come out in their Hero's Alliance football jerseys,

raising their belts high as the crowd

explodes into cheers! Peach and Daisy wave to the crowd as they

walk with the two.

(Ryu's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Japan, Ryu!

Ryu comes out, but stays on the stage, waiting for his partner.

(Ken's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the USA, Ken!

Ken comes out and walks to the ring with Ryu as the crowd

cheers.

Bond: I wonder if Mario and Luigi will try to recruit Ryu and Ken

after the match.

Boo: That's certainly a possibility.

The bell rings as Ryu and Luigi start out in the ring, circling.

The they grapple, fighting for

superiority. Ryu breaks it, then delivers punches to Luigi's

midsection. A roundhouse kick to the

side of the head lays Luigi out.

Bond: Luigi is down and dazed, I wonder what will happen next!

Ryu tags in Ken, then kicks Mario off of the apron. Then Ryu and

Ken both climb opposite

turnbuckles. The ref is arguing with Peach about the knockdown.

Suddenly, Daisy runs onto the

ring apron and knocks Ken off of the turnbuckle. The ref never

saw what happened. Then the arena

gets dark....

Boo: What the heck is goin' on? The lights went out! Is this a

blackout?

The lights come back on, and Daisy is gone. In her place is a

letter written in Japanese. Ryu picks

it up and reads it.

Ryu: Call the match! This is serious! Come over here, Mario and

Luigi!

They come over to him.

Mario: What-a does it-a say?

Luigi: Please-a tell-a me! Daisy is-a my sweetheart-a!

Ryu: This letter says, in a nutshell, that my enemy, Akuma, has

kidnapped Daisy, and unless Luigi

can defeat him in combat, Daisy will become his dark bride,

forever to live as a mindless slave to

his evil powers.

Luigi: Hey-a, Akuma, come-a out and fight-a! I'm-a ready to

take-a you down!

Ryu: Please, Luigi, don't do anything without thinking. Akuma is

a demon, and is most powerful.

Akuma comes out with Daisy. Her blank stare reveals just how

powerful Akuma is, taking her soul

and leaving her an empty shell.

Akuma: Are you sure you're ready? Remember just who you facing!

Luigi: I-a won't-a lose to-a some soul-sucking scumbag-a like

you-a!

Luigi charges Akuma and hits a Lou Theez press on Akuma. He

begins punching the demon

relentlessly, taking out all of his fury on Akuma.The ref signals

for the bell to ring, and runs up.

Boo: Looks like we have a match beginning on the entrance ramp!

Luigi is creaming Akuma!

Bond: Remember, he is fighting for his girlfriend, Boo!

Akuma finally tosses Luigi off him, rolls away, and charges

Luigi, looking for a clothesline. Luigi

charges Akuma, also looking for a clothesline. They clothesline

each other! Both men fall down.

The ref begins a ten count for both of the competitors.

Bond: If one of them, or both, don't get up before the count of

ten, we could have a draw or the

man who gets up first will win!

Boo: Looks like a draw! Neither man has gotten up, and the ref is

up to eight! Hold on! Akuma is

starting to get up!

Akuma gets up into a sitting position. Seeing Luigi, he falls

onto the plumber. The ref begins a

count.

Ref: 1, 2....

Peach runs up onto the stge and begins stomping Akuma

mercilessly. Luigi finally gets up, picks

up Akuma, and whips him down the stage and he hits the ring.

Peach goes over to Daisy and tries

to make her snap out of it.

Peach: Daisy, Daisy! Snap out of it! Daisy!(begins shaking her

gently) Daisy!

Peach lets go of Daisy and begins crying. Mario comes up and

tries to comfort her.

Mario: Ryu-a! Come-a on! We-a gotta help-a Luigi!

Ryu: That would not be honorable. The Princess has violated the

honor of the fight once. I won't be

any part of it.

Mario: I-a guess you're-a right. Okey dokey. Then will you help

me over here? Peach-a is-a really

upset.

Ryu: All I can say is that Luigi has the advantage right now, and

if Akuma is honorable, he will

return Daisy to normal.

In the ring, Luigi hits a neckbreacker on Akuma, then gets him

in a Boston crab. Akuma taps out,

and Luigi releases the submission hold.

Ryu: Akuma, you lost. Keep your word.

Akuma: Ha! You are all fools! To think that I would give away my

future bride....

Luigi whips Akuma into the ropes. Mario slides into the ring,

and then, the Spicy Meatball on

Akuma!

Luigi: That's-a for-a Daisy!

Ryu: But, she still is not healed. Akuma! You must keep your

word. Otherwise you have no honor.

Akuma: All right, I admit defeat. It truely is too bad. I

almost...was beginning...to love her.

Akuma speaks quietly. Daisy suddenly collapses. Ryu, Mario,

Luigi, and Peach run over. She

slowly rouses and holds her forehead.

Daisy: What happened? The last thing I remember, I was on the

ring apron, then evrything went

black, and I felt these really muscular arms grab me. I had this

bad feeling, but then..I must've

blacked out.

Ryu: It's a very long story. We will tell you later, after the

show is over.

Daisy: OK, let's go over to the trainer's room. I've got a

spliting headache.

They all leave. Akuma is still in the ring. Then, in a puff of

smoke, he disappears.

Bond: That was the weirdest thing I've ever seen!

Boo: I'd like to take this opportunity to remind everyone to tune

in after the show to the

VFL-Videogame Football League! Come watch a bunch of nobodys play

bad football as the

cheerleaders get down and dance!

Bond: My type of show! Do you mean my football or American

football?

Boo: American.

Bond: Darn. At least there will be cheerleaders....

Boo: Our next match is Tifa and Aeris vs. Princess Zelda and

Saria for the Women's Tag Team

Title. It must be noted that this match was scheduled before the

Tifa joined the Hero's Alliance.

(the Final Fantasy VII theme, played on guitar, plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Midgar, accompanied to the ring by

the VWF Men's Champion,

Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart and Aeris Gainsbourogh!

Cloud comes out first, then, after scanning the arena for

Bowser, gives Tifa and Aeris the all-clear.

They come out to an explosion of cheers. Tifa isn't wearing her

Hero's Alliance jersey.

(the Legend of Zelda theme from Super Smash Bros. plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Hyrule Castle and the Kokiri Forest,

accompanied by Link, Princess

Zelda and Saria, respectively!

They all come to the ring riding on Epona. Link brings them up

alongside the ring, then they climb

off of Epona and into the ring as the crowd explodes again.

The bell rings as Saria and Aeris start out in the ring.

Bond: We've just recieved word from Mumbo Jumbo that from now on,

every VWF match uses

Hardcore rules! Did everyone hear that in the ring?

Zelda: Yes.

Saria: Uh-huh.

Aeris: You betcha

Tifa: Yep.

Aeris goes back to her corner to get her staff after hearing the

announcement. Saria pulls out her

ocarina and plays Zelda's Lullabye.

Zelda:(yawning) I feel sleepy....ZZZZZ

Zelda lays her head on one of the turnbuckles and falls asleep.

Aeris:(also yawning) Me too..ZZZZZZZ

Aeris falls asllep as well. Tifa begins yawning a minute after

Saria starts her song. She lays her

head on another turnbuckle and falls asleep. Saria pulls Aeris to

the center of the ring and pins her

for the three count and the title! As the Zelda music plays, Link

wakes up Zelda as Cloud wakes up

Tifa and Aeris.

Zelda: Huh? What happened? I was having such a nice dream.

Link: Saria played your lullabye and pinned Aeris when she fell

asleep. You two won!

Zelda: What about Tifa?

Link: She's in la-la land too. Let's go before Epona decides to

take a nap.

Zelda: OK.

Saria:(as they leave on Epona) So, what did you think of my idea?

Zelda: It was a nice plan. Just, next time, tell me so I can wear

earpulgs, OK?

Saria: Sure.

The three ride off with the belts. Cloud is still trying to wake

up Tifa.

Cloud: Tif, wake up! Come on Tifa, let's go!

Tifa:(half asleep) What happened?

Cloud: You lost the title because Saria played some sort of of

song on that ocarina-thing and made

you two fall asleep.

Tifa: Saria! That traitor!

Cloud: What?

Tifa: Oh shoot...I forgot to tell you...I joined the Hero's

Alliance.

Cloud: Tifa, why didn't ya tell me?

Tifa: I was afraid you would be upset.

Aeris:(coming over to Cloud and Tifa) What's going on? What are

you saying about the Hero's

Alliance?

Cloud: Tif said she joined it.

Aeris: I was gonna ask about us trying to join them.

Cloud: Might as well. I'll talk to Barret about it and then track

down Mario.

Bond: I don't think Mumbo is gonna let Saria get away with that

again. Our next match features

Crono and Marle facing, huh?

Boo: What, James?

Bond: They are gonna face Toad and Princess Toadstool!

Boo: Something of an odd pairing. Neither are very good fighters,

but Toad has been Peach's loyal

assistant for years!

(Chrono's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kingdom of Guardia, Crono and

Marle!

Marle: Thanks for remembering my request.

Red Koopa: No problem.

The two walk out to a bigger cheer than before.

Marle: Looks like they're remembering us, don't you think so,

Crono?

Chrono: Certainly seems so.

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Mushroom Kingdom, Toad and

Princess Peach Toadstool!

The two walk out to a very good cheer.

Marle: Hey, Peach. I've neverly really talked with another

princess.

Peach: We'll talk later, after the match, OK?

Marle: Sure. Just don't feel bad if you lose!

Peach: Same to you!

Peach and Marle start out in the ring. Marle pulls out her

crossbow and fires, but Peach deflects it

with her frying pan. Peach then clocks Marle with the frying pan.

Marle drops to the mat, and

Peach picks her up. Peach whips her into the ropes, and back

drops her out of the ring. The ref

begins his twenty count. Peach tags in Toad. Crono comes into the

ring, but Toad bounces off the

ropes and hits a flying headbutt. Toad quickly tags in Peach,

then goes after Marle. By now, the ref

is up to ten and Marle hasn't stirred. Toad is keeping an eye on

her to make sure she doesn't get

back into the ring. Crono hits a series of kicks and punches,

keeping Peach off-guard. He grapples

with her and puts her in a small package pin, but Toad sees it

and breaks it. Peach tags in Toad.

Marle finally gets up and slides into the ring. A bit dazed from

the blow to the head she recieved,

she mistakes Toad for a giant mushroom and grabs Peach's frying

pan from her hands. Marle

smacks Toad in the face and falls on him. She is looking for

someplace to cook him, but ends up

pinning him. Crono pulls her off of Toad and she suddenly snaps

out of it. Holding her stomach,

she complains to Crono that she is hungry. Overhearing the

conversation, Peach pulls a bag of

peanuts out of her pocket and offers them to Marle. Toad gets

back up, and Marle apologises to

him. They shake, Peach gives Marle the peanuts, and everyone

leaves happy. Crono and Marle keep

their belt, and Peach and Toad are happy because they fell they

did OK considering they hadn't

really trained.

Boo: That was something of an odd match, wasn't it?

Bond: Sure was. Our next match features Nidoqueen defending her

belt against Chun-Li.

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the tall grass outside of the Indigo

Plateau, accompanied by

Nidoking, the VWF Women's Champion, Nidoqueen!

Nioqueen and Nidoking come out in their VWO shirts. They see a

fan in the front row booing

them. Nidoqueen poisons him. The fan collapses as medical

personel run out and treat him. The

fans begin booing very loudly.

Boo: That was plain out dirty!

(Chun-Li's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from China, Chun-Li!

Chun-Li comes out in her Street Fighter Alpha outfit. She gives

fans high-fives as she dashes to the

ring.

Bond: The fans are really behind Chun-Li!

Boo: Anyone with half a brain should be! That Nidoqueen is out of

control!

The bell rings, and Nidoqueen charges Chun-Li. Waiting until the

last second, Chun-Li jumps on

Nidoqueen and hits a swinging headscissors, but Nidoqueen's heavy

tail hits Chun-Li's left leg as

she goes down. Chun-Li holds her leg in pain as she lays on the

mat. The ref asks her if she wants

to quit. She says no, and up slowly.

Bond: This could spell doom for Chun-Li, as usually her style

involves a lot of high flying,

hit-and-run tactics.

Boo: I thought doom was spelled d-o-o-m....

Bond: Oh, shut up! Lay off the bad jokes.

Nidoqueen gets up, shaking off her dizziness, and charges again.

Chun-Li flips out of the way, but

hurts her leg worse on the landing.

Boo: She's walking very gingerly on that left leg.

Chun-Li, trying to mount an offense, climbs slowly onto a

turnbuckle as Nidoqueen bounces off

the ropes from the charge. She tries to hit a flying axehandle,

buts misses and falls in agony as her

leg begins to hurt even worse. Nidoqueen sees this and puts

Chun-Li in a half crab, putting more

pressure on her bad leg. Chun-Li holds out, trying to break he

hold or reach the ropes, but passes

out from the pain. The ref calls for the bell, but Nidoqueen

refuses to release the hold.

Bond: Nidoqueen is trying to break that poor woman's leg! This is

getting out of hand!

Boo: Here come Ryu and Ken!

Ryu and Ken run out to help their friend. Ken starts a barrage

of fireballs at Nidoking, while Ryu

tries to talk Nidoqueen into breaking the hold.

Ryu: Nidoqueen, the fight is over. It is not honorable to hurt

someone unless involved in the battle.

I will not harm you, as you are a woman, and it is against my

beliefs.

Nidoqueen: Nido!

Nidoqueen releases her hold on Chun-Li's leg. Ryu thanks her,

bows to her, but as he turns to

leave, Nidoqueen injects her poison into his arm. He falls off of

the ring apron as the poisons take

their effect. Nidoqueen stands in the ring, laughing at her

fallen opponents. Ken sees Ryu and runs

int the back to get him some medical treatment.

Boo: Sakura is running out!

Sakura runs down and slides into the ring. She stands toe to toe

with the Nidoqueen.

Sakura: What kind of champion are you? I'm gonna kick your sorry

blue butt all the way back to

Japan!

Sakura begins a massive martial arts assault on Nidoqueen. But

Nidoqueen just takes the blows.

Then she graps the teenager and poisons her too!

Bond: Mumbo Jumbo is coming out!

Mumbo: Big blue beast, me take title from, give to Chun-Li! You

suspended until me say so!

Nidoking suspended too!

The two Pokemon grumble to each other as they go to the parking

lot, where they leave in a limo.

Medical personel begin treatment on Ryu, and take him on a

stretcher to an ambulance. Ken and

Sakura help Chun-Li walk into the back. She puts no presure on

her bad leg.

Bond: Well, at least that terror is over. Our next match will,

hopefully, resolve another situation.

Boo: Hopefully is right. Cloud will defend his title against

Bowser in the bomb cage!

Bond: This is possibly one of the most dangerous matches in

professional wrestling. The cage is a

standard issue cage, which makes this match dangerous enough.

But, there are four Super Mario 64

style bombs in each of the corners. The only way to win is to get

your opponent to cause one of

them to blow up. This sets the other bombs, and tends to blow

open the cage. For this reason, after

the wrestler introductions, a team of Clefairies will come and

install hockey style plastic boards to

protect our fans.

Boo: Us too!

Bond: Naturally.

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Neon Castle, Bowser!

Bowser comes out to an explosion of boos. Some even throw rotten

tomatoes at him.

Bond: Because this match is so dangerous, no one is allowed to

accompany anyone to the ring for

fear of lawsuits.

Boo: We just want to remind our fans that these matches are NOT

scripted. Sometimes, even the

author himself suprises himself. He even at times makes up

matches on the spot. This match does

have some risk of death, so we have a stockpile of Phoenix Downs

just in case. This stuff is NOT

fake.

(the Final Fantasy VII main theme, played on guitar, plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Midgar, Cloud Strife!

Cloud, wearing his title as a belt, high fives the crowd as he

runs to the ring. He hands his belt to

Mumbo, who passes it to the Red Koopa as the crowd explodes in

cheers.

Bond: Mumbo Jumbo is coming out!

Mumbo: Me will be guest ref! Me be fair! Remember, big lizard,

you are fighting for job!

Putting on a ref shirt, he runs down and climbs into the ring.

Mumbo: Lower cage and bombs!

A huge steel cage lowers from the ceiling. Bombs also come down

and go into the four corners.

The team of Clefairies quickly install the boards.

Mumbo signals for the bell. The Red Koopa ring announcer locks

the cage's door closed. Cloud

charges Bowser, who stands in front of one of the bombs. Bowser

flips him into the cage. Cloud

holds onto it and leaps off of it, narrowly avoiding the bomb.

Bowser graps him and power slams

him. Bowser bounces off of the ropes and goes for an elbow drop,

but Cloud gets up. Cloud begins

punching Bowser in the face. Quickly, he hits a dropkick on

Bowser's legs. Bowser goes down, and

Cloud knee drops his arm. Bowser gets up and body slams Cloud

hard. He picks Cloud up again,

and tries to gorilla press slam Cloud into a bomb, but Cloud

wiggles out of it. Cloud picks up

Bowser, but he, unable to support Bowser's weight, begins to back

pedal, but both Cloud and

Bowser fall into a bomb at the same time. The explosion causes

the other bombs to go off, blowing

the ring apart and blowing the cage open. The crowd gasps,

fearing the worst. When the smoke

clears, both Cloud and Bowser lay in what is left of the ring.

Mumbo apparently protected himself

with his magic, as he is unharmed. Cloud and Bowser, both

battered, burned, and bruised, slowly

get up.

Mumbo: This match is tie. No more fight until next show. Cloud

keep title, and Bowser keep job.

The Clefairies return and remove the boards. The dome opens up

and Flying Green Koopas come

in and remove what is left of the cage and ring after Mumbo,

Cloud, and Bowser get out of the

wreck. Tifa comes down, and handing Cloud back his belt, walks

back with him.

Tifa: I was really concerned about you, ya know.

Cloud: I'm OK. I just need to see the trainer before we leave.

I'm really sore.

The Koopa Kids come down and escort their dad into the back.

Koopa Kids:(all at once) Are you OK, dad?

Bowser: I'm fine. We'll head back to the castle in my Clown

Copter and plot my next scheme.

Bond: That was quite a match! What a way to end Revenge!

Boo: Toon in later on tonight for our review show, Destruction,

hosted by the beautiful Misty for a

recap of this week's results and some exclusive VWF action! For

my partner, James Bond, I'm the

Big Boo, see you on Monday Night Madness! Good night everyone!