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Fourth Show Sunday Night Destruction!

Instead of seeing the arena, we see Misty sitting

behind a desk. She is wearing a T-Shirt that says Cerulean

City Gym: Got Water?"

Misty: Hi, I'm your host Misty, and this is VWF Destruction!

I'm going to recap all of the matches that have occurred in

the VWF during the previous week, and go over our first

Don't Pay Per View, Revenge. Between the recaps, we are

going to have three exclusive VWF matches that I will do the

commentary on. I'll still be in the studio, so I'll be

seeing the same stuff you guys and gals will be. I almost

forgot, we have a special guest tonight in the studio, the

VWF Men's Champion, Cloud Strife! Hello Cloud, are you OK

after that bomb cage match?

Cloud: Hi Misty. I'm just sore, what with the explosion and

all. Thankfully, Tifa had a Cure materia with her, so that

helped.

Misty: OK, that's good to hear. How do you feel about the

result of the match?

Cloud: Well, obviously, I would've liked it better if I'd

beaten Bowser and ended his career here. But I can't say I'm

honestly disappointed. I'm just glad I'm still the champ,

and Tifa and Aeris are OK. That they were safely returned is

truely a blessing.

Misty: Have you heard the rumors that Sephiroth might be

joining the VWF?

Cloud: No, but if he does, I'll kick his sorry tail just

like I did before.

Suddenly, the studio goes black. When the lights

return, Cloud is on the floor, out cold. A letter is on his

chest. Misty picks it up.

Misty: This is a letter from Sephiroth...(reading) Cloud,

remember me? I hope you do. I've been training for a match

between you and me. See you on Madness!

Cloud slowly comes to, and gets up. Misty tells him

about the letter, and he gets very upset.

Cloud: Not again. I'm just glad he doesn't have that Black

materia anymore...

Sephiroth steps out of the darkness.

Sephiroth: Oh, so you think so...Are you willing to take

that risk again? Remember, you almost killed Aeris

once.(begins manically laughing, then disappears)

Cloud: Sephiroth!!! Sorry, Misty, I gotta go.

Misty: Hey, I understand.

Cloud leaves and Misty faces the camera again.

Misty: OK, here we go. I'm gonna make this quick and

painless. On our first show, Monday Night Madness, Ryu

defeated Sagat in our first ever VWF match to win the VWF

Hardcore belt. Then, Tifa and Aeris beat Katt and Fara to

win the Women's Tag Team Title. Our next match resulted in

the Super Mario Brothers beating Sonic and Tails for the

Men's Tag Team Title. This match was a sign of things to

come as we saw Bowser's goons attack. Next, Crono and Marle

beat Link and Saria for the Intergender Tag Team Title. Our

next to last match featured Cammy beating Samus Aran for the

Women's World Championship Our last match was not even

really a match. Cloud was to face Bowser to determine the

Men's World Championship. But, Bowser kidnapped Tifa and

Aeris. This show ended, and now we have the first match of

the night for you. I'll go over the other two shows

afterward.

The camera switches from the studio to the arena.

(Bowser's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Who is this? Bowser's music shouldn't be playing.

This is a match between Link and Tusk!

Mewtwo steps out in a VWO shirt. He begins talking.

Mewtwo: I have joined the VWO. I challenge anyone in the

back who thinks they can defeat me.

(the Legend of Zelda theme from Super Smash. Bros. plays)

Ocarina music is heard as Link appears in the ring in a

cylindar of light.

Misty: Looks like we have ourselves a match here, folks.

Link: Hey, I'll take you on.

Mewtwo: Prepare for defeat!

The bell rings, and they circle. Mewtwo fires a Psybeam

at Link, but Link deflects it with his Mirror Shield. Link

pulls out his bow and arms a Light Arrow. He fires it at

Mewtwo, who trys to block it with a psychic shield, but the

Light Arrow penetrates his evil and hits Mewtwo. Mewtwo

staggers, then falls down. Link graps Mewtwo and tries to

put him in his finisher, the Triforce Hold(also known as the

tri hold or triangle hold), but Mewtwo blasts him with a

Psybeam. Link is dazed from the blow and Mewtwo takes

advantage of it. Using his powers, he puts Link in a Darth

Vader style choke hold(in other words, he chokes Link just

by making the gesture). Link tries to break free, but he

can't. Just before he would've been choked out, Link uses

Naryu's Love to break the hold, then quickly gulps down a

Red Potion he had in his pocket to heal himself. Mewtwo

fires another Pysbeam, but Link deflects it right into

Mewtwo. Suprised by this turn of events, Mewtwo takes it

with no attempt at deflection. He falls down to the mat.

Link covers him for the three count and the win. He plays

his ocarina again and disapears in another cyclindar of

light.

Misty: Link brings the Hero's Alliance another victory over

the VWO!

The camera returns to the studio.

Misty: And now we go to Brock for an interview with the VWF

Women's World Champion, Chun-Li, in her hotel room near the

arena. Don't worry, we've already asked for permission.We

dragged him away from the VFL game.

The camera follows Brock as he knocks on Chun-Li's

door.

Brock:(knocking) Oh man, that was was bad football. Not even

the cheerleaders make it worth watching. Whoops, are we on?

Oh shoot. I'm gonna get fired...Chun-Li, are you there?

Chun-Li:(opening her door) Yes, hello Brock. Come in. Uh,

what are you doing?

Brock, at the sight of Chun-Li, had begun drooling.

Chun-Li: Stop that, or I'll kick your butt!

Brock: But you're so beauuutifull!!!!! I can't help myself!

Chun-Li: That's it! I've had it with you men! All you idiots

care about is physical beauty! No one seems to care what's

on the inside!

She snaps and Lightening Kicks Brock until he runs

away! She holds her bad leg afterwards and grimaces in pain.

Chun-Li: Shoot. I forgot about that leg. This is gonna be

sore for a while. I'm not gonna wrestle on this anytime

soon. Ouch!

She hobbles back into her room and the camera returns

to the studio.

Misty: I hope you recover soon, Chun-Li! Anyways, back to

the events of this week. On Thursday Night Explosion, we saw

the safe return of Tifa and Aeris from the clutches of

Bowser, thanks to Starfox and Dash Rendar. Next, Pikachu

defeated Ryu to win the VWF Harcore belt. Our next match was

supposed to be the Super Mario Bros. vs. Fox McCloud and

Falco Lombardi of Starfox, but Dash came out and told

everyone that Bowser and his goons had beaten them up. Our

commissioner came out and made Bowser run a gauntlet of

wrestlers, with him as the ref! Bowser defeated Guile in the

first round of the gauntlet. However, Hitmonchan defeated

Bowser in the second round. Banjo made Bowser's losing

streak continue. Then, when Bowser didn't get up, Saria came

out and healed him. She explained her actions by saying she

can't stand to see others beat up. But Bowser clotheslined

her out of the ring, and Link began brawling with Bowser.

Soon afterwards, Gannondorf came out, followed by Cloud,

Tifa, and Aeris. Cloud fought Bowser, and Link fought

Gannondorf. Suddenly, a swarm of Koopas and Goombas flooded

the area before the VWF enforcer took care of the villians.

Mumbo told us that Bowser would be fighting for his job on

Revenge. Although Cloud was scheduled to defend his belt in

the last match of the night, he left early. Cammy came out

and offered a challenge to any woman in the back. A

Nidoqueen came out, and in short order, won the match by

poisoning Cammy. That was the end of Explosion. Our next

match features Team Rocket and Mikau and Lulu for the #1

Contendership for the Intergender Tag Team Title!

The camera switches back to the arena.

(Team Rocket's Theme Plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Team Rocket Headquarters,

Jessie and James, Team Rocket!

Team Rocket comes out. James grabs a mike.

James: Tonight, you will see just how savage Team Rocket can

be!

Misty: What the-!

Randy Savage runs out and beats the heck out of James.

Then he sees Jessie, and gives her a look that would have

melted steel. She quickly scrams to the ring. Savage gets a

mike.

Savage: Listen to me! I'm the only savage one around here.

Oh yeah! Can ya dig it?

Savage leaves. James slowly gets up and joins Jessie in

the ring.

(the Ballad of the Wind Fish plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Zora Cape, Mikau and Lulu!

Mikau and Lulu come out to a loud cheer. Mikau dumps a

bottle of water on himself as he walks down to keep from

drying out.

Misty: I wonder if Jessie will start in the ring so James

can recover from his beating.

Jessie does indeed start in the ring, as does Lulu. The

bell rings as the two circle. Jessie trys to tackle Lulu,

but she blocks it with her left fin, then begins a barrage

of attacks with her fins. Afterwards, she tags Mikau, who

climbs onto the turnbuckle.

Misty: Miaku may be looking to dropkick her!

Mikau makes Misty's prediction come true by delievering

a missle dropkick off the turnbuckle. He then uses his

Double Cutters attack to knock James off of the ring apron.

He pins a stunned Jessie for the win! Just before the

winners leave, they do a duet version of the New Wave Bossa

Nova, then leave. Team Rocket grumbles, then both go to the

back. The camera switches back to Misty. She shuffles her

papers, then looks at the camera.

Misty: OK, now I'm gonna run through our first ever Don't

Pay Per View, Revenge! We recieved word that the Hero's

Alliance and the VWO had formed, then we went into the

matches. The first one was Starfox and the VWO. The match

ended in a DQ victory for the VWO when Cammy hit Nidoqueen

with a chair. Our next match was to be Dash Rendar vs.

Magikoopa, but Bowser came out and challenged him. Dash won

by use of his blaster being on stun. Then, Thunder Hawk

defeated Pikachu for the Hardcore Title. Then, a draw was

announced between the Super Mario Bros. and Ryu and Ken when

Akuma tried to make Daisy his dark bride, but Luigi stopped

him. Our next match was a quick one as Saria and Zelda won

the Women's Tag Team Titles in a snoozer...literally. Next,

Crono and Marle won against Toad and Peach to retain their

titles. Chun-Li won the Women's Title because the DQing and

suspension of Nidoqueen and Nidoking. Our last match was a

rematch between Cloud and Bowser in the bomb cage! It came

down to the wire, but it was a draw as both went into a bomb

at the same time. Now, we are going to see Hitmonchan and

Hitmonlee face Akuma and Sagat.

The camera returns to the arena.

(Eye of the Tiger plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Fighting Dojo, Hitmonchan

and Hitmonlee!

The two come out to a booming reaction.

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, well, I don't know where Akuma is

from, but Sagat is from Thailand, Akuma and Sagat!

Sagat comes out first, then Akuma comes out. In a

minute, Daisy comes out, again with a blank stare.

Misty: He's taken control of her again!

The two fighting types see this and run up onto the

stage and begin brawling with Akuma and Sagat. Then, Luigi

comes out and knocks Akuma and Sagat out cold with a

plunger. The ref calls for a DQ, but Daisy is released from

her trance when Akuma goes down. Luigi brings her back, and

the two Pokemon escort them away as the two villians stay

down.

Misty: That's all the time we have for now, have a great

night, and tune in tommorrow for VWF Monday Night Madness!

Goodnight everyone!