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VWF

Fifth Show Monday Night Madness!

We see the arena crowd, already excited, before the camera focuses

on the two announcers.

Boo: Hello, and welcome to the VWF's second Monday Night Madness!

Sephiroth and Mewtwo have both joined the VWO. Things are heating up

here in the VWF! First, let's go to our cameraman, who has asked

permission to tape footage of Daisy going to a Hypno to try to remember

what happened during her time under Akuma's influence. This was taped

earlier, but we haven't viewed it before ourselves.

Bond: We have heard that Chun-Li has gone to the same Hypno, and felt

less pain from her bad leg, but still needs to let it heal.

The camera switches to a view behind Daisy as she heads into an

office. We see the Hypno instruct her to sit directly across from him. He

begins slowly swinging his pendulam. The Hypno looks at the camera and

instructs him to leave, for privacy's sake. The camera goes back to the

arena.

Bond: Oh well. We at least tried.

Boo: That was kinda fishy. We got permission prior to the taping....

Bond: Anyways, our first match tonight......

The arena gets dark.

Boo: What the-?!?

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Bowser comes out with a mike.

Bowser: I have three announcements. All are very good news. First of

all(snicker), because Mumbo Jumbo has been, ahem, temporarily taken

out of action....

The Gametron shows an ambush by Nidoking and Nidoqueen on

Mumbo, then it shows them both injecting poison into him.

Bowser: I have named myself the commissioner! I get to make all of the

matches tonight! Isn't that great? Because I am the current commissioner,

I have to decided to end Nidoqueen's and Nidoking's suspensions! My

third announcement is that we are going to have a wedding! The blessed

event will take place in a few minutes, as Daisy will become Akuma's

bride! The Reverened(in the realm of dark magic, anyway) Gannondorf

Dragmire will prreside over this happy day! Introducing the groom,

accompanied by his best man, M. Bison, Akuma!

Akuma and M. Bison both come out in tuxedos.

(Here Comes The Bride plays)

Bowser: And now, the bride, accompanied by her bridesmaid, Chun-Li,

Daisy!

Both slowly walk out in black dresses. Their faces reveal that they

are under mental control.

Bowser: And now, I must bring out the two Pokemon who made this all

possible, ladies, and un-gentleman, Hypno and Mewtwo!

Both of the Pokemon come out and assist Chun-Li and Daisy into

the ring, where Akuma, M. Bison, and Bowser stand.

Bowser: And now, our celebrant, Gannondorf Dragmire!

Gannondorf comes down in a black robe and a book of black

magic.

Bowser: When Gannondorf completes this ceremony, Daisy will become,

permanantly, Akuma's!

Gannondorf goes through the ceremony, until he gets to this part...

Gannondorf: And if anyone thinks that these two should not be joined

together in un-holy matrimony, let him speak now, or forever hold his or

her peace....

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Bond: Here comes the Hero's Alliance!

Link, Mario, Cloud, Luigi, Tifa, and Dash charge the ring full-tilt!

They beat up the VWO's members. Luigi grabs Daisy, and leaves her in

the care of Dash. Dash gets her and Chun-Li away from the fighting.

Cloud, Link, and Tifa hold the other members of the VWO while Mario

whips Akuma into the ropes and... the Spicy Meatball on Akuma! Luigi

climbs out of the ring, and pulls a table out from under it. Mario and

Luigi join in the brawl with the VWO. Tifa whips Bowser into the ring.

Cloud sets up the table in the ring. Tifa gets him up, and puts him on the

table. Both she and Cloud climb opposite turnbuckles. Then they both

jump off and hit a double aerial elbow drop, putting Bowser through the

table! When the rest of the VWO sees this, they run away. Chun-Li and

Daisy snap out of their trances, and Chun-Li begins clutching her bad left

leg. Dash and Link help her go into the back with the others.

Boo: Apparently, the trance blocked the pain in Chun-Li's bad leg.

Bond: Apparently. Our first match is scheduled to be Tusk facing Link in

a sword duel to determine the #1 contender for the Men's World Title.

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Boo: Uh oh, trouble starts ever time that theme starts up.

Bowser comes out with a mike.

Bowser: Hey, Cloud, just wanted to let you know that that pathetic

attempt at an attack didn't harm me at all. Two things. First, I'm gonna

make Chun-Li defend her title tonight against Rose! Second, I don't like

sword duel matches. Too much like fencing. Anyways, I'm gonna change

this match. Link will face... I know! The Super Mario Brothers in a

handicap match! Enjoy!

(Ocarina music plays)

Boo: Oh my! Link has teleported right next to Bowser using the Song Of

Soaring!

Link comes down in a cylinder of light. He grabs a mike.

Link: Yeah, right! Saria healed Mumbo, and now he's punishing you.

While he is not going to re-suspend the Nidos, he is making a very

special announcement. And here he is!

Mumbo comes out with a mike.

Mumbo: Big lizard think he smart. He very wrong! He going to have to

face all of Avalanche tonight! For now, match is changing. Will be

Cammy and Sakura versus Nidoqueen in handicap match!

Bowser: What?!?

Mumbo: Big lizard heard me. Bye!

Mumbo leaves as Bowser fumes. Then he leaves.

(Remembrance plays)

Red Koop: Introducing, from England and Japan, respectively, Cammy

and Sakura!

The two run down to the ring, high-fiving fans as they go.

(Bowser's theme from Super Mario 64 plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the tall grass outside of the Indigo Plateau,

Nidoqueen!

Nidoqueen charges the ring, obvoiusly upset.

Bond: I'm sure Cammy and Sakura want payback after what happened on

Revenge. And Nidoqueen, well, she just wants to hurt people, plain and

simple.

When Nidoqueen slides into the ring, Sakura and Cammy begins

wailing on the Pokemon, trying to wear it down. But Nidoqueen begins

fighting back, and whips Sakura into the ropes. Sakura, on the rebound,

leapfrogs Nidoqueen. Then, bouncing off of the opposite ropes, hits a

reverse hurricarana on Nidoqueen. Cammy drags Nidoqueen to her feet

and hits a Front Kick on the enraged blue Pokemon. Sakura goes to one

of the corners and begins stomping.

Boo: This means trouble for Nidoqueen!

Bond: She's calling for her finisher, the Sakura Kick!

Cammy once again drags up Nidoqueen, then holds her from

behind. Sakura hits the Sakura Kick(Super Kick), then Cammy pins

Nidoqueen for the three count!

Boo: Well, usually the team beats the handicapped wrestler, and this

match was no exception.

Bond: Our next match pits Thunder Hawk, our Hardcore Champion,

against Orchid!

Boo: This is our first intergender singles encounter. I wonder how things

will go.

Bond: Orchid is certainly a tough fighter. She defeated Eyedol in the

Killer Instinct tournament held by Ultratech, before this opened a rift in

time.

(Thunder Hawk's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Mexico, the VWF Hardcore Champion,

Thunder Hawk!

Thunder Hawk gets boos from the crowd because he won the title

from Pikachu. He grabs a mike.

Thunder Hawk: Hey, just because I won the title from Pikachu doesn't

mean I'm a bad guy. I won back the land of my people from Bison, and I

was called a hero for that. But now, because I beat a yellow mouse that is

popular, I'm a villian?!? This is insanity!

(K.I. Feeling plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, the USA, Orchid!

Orchid comes down with her twin blades retracted. She hands them

to the ref before the bell rings.

Bond: I wonder why Orchid is giving the ref her swords.

Boo: Who knows.

The bell rings, and Thunder Hawk charges Orchid. Orchid tries to

dodge it, but she isn't quick enough. With Orchid stunned in the corner,

Thunder Hawk hits a series of chops to her midsection, then tosses her

halfway across the ring. He gets her up on her feet, but by now she has

recovered and flips onto his shoulders and rolls him up in a sunset flip for

the three count and the Hardcore Title!

Bond: Wow! What a match!

Boo: Hold on! Thunder Hawk is getting back up and he looks angry!

Thunder Hawk grabs her from behind as she holds the belt aloft

aand snake eyes her on the ropes. Then he gets her on her feet and Storm

Hammers her into the canvas before leaving the ring in indignation.

Boo: That was uncalled for!

Jago runs to the ring and helps his sister to her feet. They walk to

the back together with the title.

Bond: Our next match is supposed to be Chun-Li versus Rose, but I don't

know how Chun-Li can stand, let alone wrestle.

Boo: Well, she could balance on her good foot...

Bond: Be serious Boo!

Rose comes out with a mike.

Rose: This match is insanity. Obviously Bowser wants to take Chun-Li

out of the Women's Division for a while by having wrestle on a bad leg.

So I will not accept this match.

Bowser comes out, enraged, with a mike.

Bowser: If you don't wrestle Chun-Li right now, I will make your career

in the VWF a living nightmare! You will be a hunted woman.

Rose: If I must.

Rose goes into the ring. Bowser stays on the side of the stage to

watch the match.

(Chun-Li's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from China, the VWF Women's Champion,

Chun-Li!

Chun-Li comes out on crutches. Rose helps her into the ring. The

bell rings, and Rose lies down. Chun-Li, taking her hint, falls on her for

the 3 count. Bowser gets very upset on the stage.

Bowser: That wasn't a match! Rose, you're a marked woman!

Rose gets up after Chun-Li rolls off her. She gets a mike.

Rose: You're right. That wasn't a match. But, it wouldn't have been a

match anyway. So, I offer my services to you, Chun-Li. I will try to heal

your leg with my pyschic powers.

Chun-Li, sitting up, nods to Rose. Rose drops her microphone and

closes her eyes in concentration. Chun-Li's bad leg begins glowing a

bright blue. Chun-Li's eyes widen in fear, but she stays still. Then the

glow stops, and Rose opens her eyes. She picks up her mike again.

Rose: Try standing on it. I think I fixed the problem.

Chun-Li slowly rises to her feet. She tries walking on it, and shows

no discomfort. She gets a mike.

Chun-Li: Rose, thank you. Bowser, I'll take you on, right here, right now!

Bowser: Yeah right. You two wimps can both take me on!

Bond: Bowser has put himself in a handicap match!

Chun-Li and Rose get out of the ring and run(well, Chun-Li

hobbles on her crutches) out to fight Bowser. They start to get an

advantage, but then..

Boo: Oh my goodness! There's Sephiroth! And he's got a chair!

Sephiroth smacks Chun-Li's head from behind, knocking her out.

Dash tries to go out to help her, but Sephiroth hits him too. Rose blasts

him with a Soul Spark, but then Bowser grabs her from behind, and...

Bond: Bowser has no soul! He's gonna throw Rose about 20 feet to the

the floor from the stage! And that area is not padded!

Bowser heaves Rose up, then throws her hard to the ground.

Thankfully, Rose had used her pyshic powers to cushion the fall

somewhat, but the fall still hurts her badly. The crowd boos Bowser

mercilessly.

Bowser: And that's the end of that!

Mumbo comes out with a microphone.

Mumbo: Me told big lizard, he think he smart, but not! Now face

Avalanche!

Bowser: Grumble, grumble, grumble.

(the FFVII theme, played on guiter, plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Barret Wallace,

Aeris Gainsborough, Cid Highwind, Red XII, Yuffie Kisaragi, Cait Sith,

and Vincent Valentine, Avalanche!

The team comes down and swarms Bowser. Let's face it, Bowser

gets the snot beaten out of him and gets pinned.

Bond: Talk about savage!

Randy Savage runs out and beats up Bond.

Savage: I told you people before, I'm the only savage one around here.

Oh yeah! Can ya dig it?

(No Chance plays)

Boo: What the heck? That's Vince Macmahon's music!

Savage: He's dead meat!

Vince comes out with HHH. HHH smacks Savage's head with a

chair he brought out with him. Vince begins speaking into his WWF

mike.

Vince: Seen as we just acquired WCW, I figured that the WWF could use

even more talent, and I'm gonna buy the VWF, right here, right now!

By now, Bond has recovered and puts his headset on again.

Bond: That's unlikely. Our owner, Italiano, wouldn't sell the VWF to the

WWF!

On the Gametron, a shadowy figure appears.

Boo: That's Italiano!

Italiano: It's gonna be a cold day in Heck before I sell MY VWF to you,

you scumbag!

Vince: Hey, Italiano, feelin' lucky?

Italiano: Why?

Vince: How about this: We'll have a group of matches, one for each of

your pathetic divisions. You pick your representatives, and I'll pick mine.

Then, at your Don't Pay Per View, the Great Cage Wars, it'll be you and

me in the cage as the main event! It'll be a tournament and whoever's side

gets the most wins gets the VWF.

Italiano: Sure. Our first match will be right now. Representing my

Intergender Tag Team Division will be Link, the Hero of Time, and

Princess Zelda!

Vince: Fine the. My representatives are my son-in-law, HHH, and my

daughter, Stephanie!

Red Koopa: OK, representing the WWF, HHH and Stephanie

Macmahon-Helmsly!

Stephanie comes out, then goes to the ring with HHH. To say the

crowd boos them is an understatement.

(Link's theme from Super Smash Bros plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, representing the VWF, from the Kokiri Forest

and the Hylian Castle, respectively, Link and Princess Zelda!

Link and Zelda ride down to the ring on Epona. Link leaves Zelda

on the ring apron while he goes with Epona and leaves her with the

commentators.

Bond: Here we go!

Zelda and Stephanie start in the ring as the bell sounds. Stephanie

slaps Zelda's face. Zelda holds her cheek for a second, then glares at her

opponent. She returns the slap, then delivers a quick quick to Stephanie's

stomach. Zelda uses the opportunity to deliver a painful Evenflow DDT.

She gets Stephanie on her feet, then tags in Link. Link climbs onto the

top turnbuckle as Zelda holds the dazed Stephanie from behind. Link

leaps off and hits his Swordhandle Smash. Zelda goes onto the apron, and

Link pins Stephanie. HHH gets into the ring with barely enough time to

break the 3 count. HHH whips Link into one of the corners. While Link

recovers, HHH helps his wife to her feet and to the corner. He tags

himself into the match and begins kicking Link, who is still in the corner.

The ref tries to make him stop after 10 kicks, but HHH knocks him away

from the corner. HHH pulls Link out of the corner and sets him up for his

finisher, the Pedigree. However, Link counters and turns it into a

mountain bomb. Link tags in Zelda, then knocks Stephanie off of the

apron. Link and Zelda put HHH in a double Triforce Hold, forcing him to

scream his submission.

Bond: I've never seen anyone put in a double submission hold like that.

What a great victory for Link, Zelda, and the VWF!

Boo: I whole heartedly agree, for my partner, James Bond, I'm the Big

Boo, good night, and see you Thursday night for Explosion!