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VWF

Sixth Show Thursday Night Explosion

The camera gives us a view of the excited crowd, then goes to the

announcers.

Boo: Hello, everyone, and welcome to the VWF! Tensions are rising as

Vince Macmahon is attempting to buy us out! But he wants to give us a

chance, apparently, unlike what happened to WCW.

Bond: That's right, Boo, and I have confidence in the VWF's wrestlers to

put everything they've got behind these matches.

Boo: Tonight, I've been told that the VWF vs. WWF match features

Men's Tag Team action, as the Game, HHH, and Stone Cold Steve Austin

are going to face my personal favorite VWF tag team, the Super Mario

Brothers!

Bond: What a stupid nickname for HHH, calling himself "the Game".

Boo: Yeah, we all know that he's never even been in any game that didn't

involve wrestling. Also, the rather short lived league known as Extreme

Anime Championship Wrestling has asked to merge with the VWF. So,

our team just keeps getting bigger!

Bond: Anyways, our first match pits the VWF Harcore Champion, Orchid,

against Dash Rendar.

(K.I. Feeling plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the USA, the VWF Harcore Champion,

Orchid!

Orchid comes out wearing the belt on her shoulder and without her

twin blades. She hands the belt to the ref, who puts it under one of the

turnbuckles.

(the Star Wars theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from parts unkown, Dash Rendar!

Dash rides his swoop bike to the ring. He shuts it off, then slides

into the ring.

The ref signals for the bell.

Boo: Here we go!

Bond: I'd have to give the advantage to Orchid in this match. She's just so

very agile that I think Dash will have a hard time getting any

momentum.

Boo: Yeah, but she's also propably still feeling the effects of T. Hawk's

Storm Hammer.

The two circle, then they lock up in a grapple. Dash, much stronger

than Orchid, gets the upper hand and body slams her. He goes for a quick

elbow drop, but Orchid rolls and gets to her feet. Orchid delivers a

vicious kick to Dash's head, then sweeps him off his feet. She then locks

Dash in a Boston crab, but he quickly reaches the ropes. The ref has her

break the hold, and the match contnues. Dash gets to his feet, but Orchid

hits him with her Flik Flak kick. This stuns Dash, and Orchid uses the

opportunity to unleashes a vicious belly to belly suplex!

Bond: Sheesh, Dash really went flying!

Boo: Orchid's calling for her finisher, the top rope hurricaranna!

Orchid drags Dash to his feet, then throws him into a turnbuckle.

She heaves him, still stunned, onto the top rope. Then, blowing a kiss to

the crowd, climbs on the ropes herself. She pauses for a second, but Dash

snaps out of his stupor, and powerbombs her off the top rope!

Boo: How did Dash pull that off?

Dash gets off of the ropes, then picks up Orchid. Then...

Bond: Dash Driver! I don't believe it! He hits a Dash Driver!

Boo: And the pin! One! Two! Three! Dash wins the Hardcore

Championship!

(Texas Rattlesnake plays)

Boo: That's Austin's music! What is he gonna do?

Austin runs full tilt to the ring, carrying a chair, and slides into the

ring. Dash gets blindsided by the heel, as Austin hits him again and again

with the chair.

Bond: He's destroying Dash with that chair! This is going too far!

Bond takes off his headset, and slides into the ring. He pulls out his

PP7 and levels it at Austin. Stone Cold stops hitting Dash, then stares at

Bond. He drops the chair, and assumes a pose as if he were surredering.

Bond puts away his gun, then Austin kicks him hard in the stomach, and

hits the Stone Cold Stunner!

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Boo: Who is this?

Goku charges the ring full tilt. He spins Austin around, then throws

him into the crowd. Bond is left out cold, until Goku picks him up and

carries him to the back.

Boo: So who's going to be my co-announcer?

From the ring, Dash groans.

Dash: What about me? I just got beat up with a chair!

The Mario Bros. come down and help Dash to the back. Then,

Misty comes out. By this time, Austin has recovered and gone into the

perimeter of the stadium via a hallway from the seating area.

Misty: I'll do it!

Boo: Alright then!

Misty comes down and takes Bond's seat and puts on a headset.

Misty: Our next match will be Mewtwo and Sephiroth against Cloud and

Barret.

(Bowser's music plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, accompanied to the ring by the VWO, Mewtwo

and Sephiroth!

The VWO gets booed at as they make their way to the ring.

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Mario comes out, followed by Cloud.

Mario: Well-a, Cloud, I-a know you're the-a VWF Men's-a Champion.

So-a, why-a don't-a you relax while-a the Yoshis take-a shot-a at

it-a?

Cloud: Well, I guess so. I'm not really much of a tag team guy,

anyways.

Red Koopa: O.K. then, introducing, from Yoshi's Island, the Yoshis!

A vertiable rainbow of Yoshis head to the ring. Cloud and Mario

follow them, acting as managers. A green Yoshi(the one Mario has

become friendly with) and a red Yoshi hop into the ring.

Mario: Go-a Yoshi! I-a know you can-a do it!

The bell rings as the green Yoshi circles with Sephiroth.

Then, suddenly, Yoshi pulls Sephiroth into his mouth and holds hm in

there.

Boo: Is that a legal move?!?

Yoshi spits out Sephiroth, then the red Yoshi throws an egg and

hits Mewtwo, knocking him off of the apron. Then, the green Yoshi pins

Sephiroth, who is out cold(what do you expect, he was inside the mouth

of a creature that eats fireballs and thinks they're tastly). The Yoshis get

an easy win.! But the rest of the VWO storms the ring, as do the Yoshis

and Cloud. An all out brawl insues until refs come from the back and

break it up. Then they leave, first the VWO, then the Yoshis, Mario, and

Cloud.

Misty: That was certainly unusual.

Boo: Nothing is out of the ordinary in the VWF, Misty!

Misty: Our next match is Donkey Kong versus Zangief.

(the DK Rap plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kong Jungle, accompanied to the ring

by the Kong family, the gorilla that'll thrill ya, Donkey Kong!

The Kongs get a good reaction from the crowd, as they throw

bananas into the stands when they reach the ring.

(Zangief's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Inroducing, from Russia, Zangief!

Zangief gets a neutral reaction from the crowd. Some cheer the

former bear wrestler, some boo him.

Boo: I'd have to say that Zangief has the advantage here. He is a wrestler,

and his Double Jacknife Powerbomb is deadly!

Misty: D.K. is no pushover! He's got a ridiculous amount of strength and

he has perfected all forms of the gorilla press slam!

The bell rings, and Zangief charges DK and clotheslines him. Then,

Zangief hits a huge splash on DK, and gets a lazy pin.

Misty: 1, 2... Nothing doing! Zangief got careless there.

DK recovers and hits a hard chop to Zangief's chest. Then he winds

up for a huge punch, but Zangief blocks the bow and kicks DK in the

stomach.

Boo: He's setting him up for the double Jacknife Powerbomb! Say

goodnight if he can hit it!

Zangief pulls DK in... leaps into the air and powerbombs DK,

jacknifes over him, then picks him up agian, hits another powerbomb, and

jacknifes again, but holds it this time for the pin!

Misty: 1, 2,.3! Zangief defeats Donkey Kong!

Boo: DK never really got a chance to mount much of an assault. Zangief

dominated this match.

Misty: Our next match has Princess Zelda and Saria defend their Women's

Tag Team belts agianst a relatively new tag team that seems to be

working quite well together, Sakura and Cammy!

(Saria's Song plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Hyrule Castle and the Kokiri Forest,

respectively, the VWF Women's Tag Team Champions, Princess Zelda

and Saria!

The two ride to the ring on Zelda's white horse. The crowd cheers,

but wonders where Link is.

(Rememberance plays)

Red Koopa: Inroducing, accompanied to the ring by Ryu, from England

and Japan, respectively, Cammy and Sakura!

Sakura pulls Ryu out to the ring, even though he obviously doesn't

want to be anywhere near his fan.

Sakura: Come on, Ryu! Can't you at least come into the ring for a

picture?

Ryu:(sighing) I'll go in if you win.

Sakura: Then you better be ready! We can't lose!

Zelda: I wouldn't be so sure!

Sakura: Cammy, can I start the match? Please? Pretty please?(makes

puppy eyes)

Cammy: Alright. Just don't get in trouble too early.

Sakura: Yahooooooo!!!!!!

Sakura climbs into the ring and faces Zelda. The bell rings, and

Sakura charges Zelda, looking to hit her uppercut. Zelda atttempts to

block it, but Sakura turns the charge into a dropkick to Zelda's knees,

taking her down. Sakura hits an elbow drop, then picks up Zelda. She hits

a few punches to Zelda's face, then whips the princess of Hyrule into the

turnbuckle. Sakura goes into the opposite corner and poses to the crowd.

Misty: Looks like Sakura is going to try a handspring into headscissors

move!

Sakura gets a running start, handsprings, and looks to headscissors

Zelda with her legs, but Zelda gets out of the corner before she can hit

the move, leaving Salura in the tree of woe position. Zelda puts Sakura

into a sitting position on the top rope, with her back to the ring. Sakura

wavers on the rope, obviously stunned. Zelda hits a backdrop off the

corner, then, in a great feat of balance, gets back on the top rope, and hits

a moonsault onto Sakura. Cammy kicks Zelda off of Sakura, and helps

her partner to their corner while Zelda goes to tag Saria. Sakura barely

tags in Cammy before dropping to the canvas, as Zelda tags in Saria.

Cammy meets Saria in the middle of the ring, and they exchange blows.

Suddenly, Saria counters one of Cammy's punches and turns it into an

armbar. With Sakura out in the corner, Cammy has no backup to break

the hold. Cammy, after a long ordeal, finally gets to the ropes and breaks

the hold. Cammy holds her arm in pain as she tries to get Sakura up and

about while Saria tags in Zelda. Sakura finally gets up and the tag is

made. Sakura hits the charging Zelda with a Sakura Kick and goes for the

pin!

Boo: Sakura pulled that move out of the middle of nowhere! 1, 2,.. no!

Zelda somehow kicked out! Now she's locking in the Triforce hold!

Sakura taps out! Sakura taps out! Zelda and Saria retain the titles!

Ryu: You won't be getting your picture, I guess.

Sakura: Hey, that move hurts! I'd like to see you take it.

Ryu: Perhaps you'll win your next match.

Cammy: Sorry Sakura. I wasn't paying attention to the match. I was a bit

dazed.

Sakura: That's O.K. .

Boo: Coming up next, we have Guile facing a former member of Extreme

Anime Championship Wrestling, Goku!

(Guile's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the USA, accompanied to the ring by

Charlie, Guile!

The two ex-soldiers go down to the ring and wait impatiently for

Guile's opponent.

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Earth, the Men's Champion of

Extreme Anime Championship Wrestling, Goku!

The stadium dome opens and Goku flies into the ring.

Misty: I'd put my money on Goku in this one.

The bell rings, and Goku flys full speed at Guile. Goku hits him

full on, and leaves him half dead in the corner. The ref calls for the bell

because he was hurt so badly.

Boo: Yowza!

Charlie slides into the ring and pulls Guile out of the ring. Goku

goes and gets a doctor once he realizes what he's done.

Goku: Oh man, I'm so used to fighting other people who could take that

attack.

After Guile leaves on a stretcher with Charlie and the doctor, the

arena goes black as Goku gets ready to leave.

(Gannondorf's Introduction plays)

The evil Gannondorf comes out with a mike.

Gannondorf: Hey, Goku! You must think you're pretty tough, huh? Do

you think you can take me on? Go ahead and try!

Boo: Goku just fought in a match, how can he take on the Prince of Evil?

Goku screams as he is encompased in glowing energy and becomes

a Super Saiyan, which turns his hair yellow. Then he launches a ki blast

at Gannondorf, but Gannondorf dodges it. Gannondorf blasts him with a

powerful blast of black magic. Then, Gannondorf graps him and choke

slams him off of the stage area. Goku slowly recovers and charges up a

kamehameha. Gannondorf prepares a blast of his own, but Goku zaps him

with the powerful attack first. Then, Goku poses for the crowd, picks up

Gannondorf, flys to the roof of the arena, then throws down Gannondorf

to the mat as hard as he can.

Misty: That's Goku's Saiyan Slam! No wonder he was undefeated in

EACW!

Goku returns to the ground, then leaves the ring area through the

stage entrance.

Boo: And now, we go live to WWF Smackdown to see the Mario

Brothers face Steve Austin and HHH!

The camera goes to the WWF arena, and we see the two

announcers, Michael Cole and Tazz.

Cole: Get ready, 'cause this is gonna be a war!

Tazz: You better believe it! Here we go!

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Finkel: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, the Super Mario Bros.,

Mario Mario and Luigi Mario!

The crowd boos Mario and Luigi as they come out in shirts that

say, "Brooklyn Plumbersnakes", an obvious parody of Austin's, "Texas

Rattlesnake", shirts.

(Texas Rattlesnake plays)

Finkel: Introducing, from Victoria, Texas, Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Austin gets cheered, only because he's a WWF representative.

(The Game plays)

Finkel: Introducing, from Greenwhich Conneticutt, accompanied to the

ring by Stephanie Macmahon-Helmsly, HHH!

Once again, the WWF wrestler gets cheered.

Tazz: Let's get this on!

(Just Communication plays)

Finkel: Introducing, from Colony L2, the special guest referee, Duo

Maxwell!

Duo comes out in a ref's shirt. The crowd looks puzzled.

Cole: This is an unusual development.

Duo calls for the bell, and the match begins as Luigi faces down

HHH. Luigi starts punching HHH, then hits a kick to the midsection. Now

Luigi hits a DDT on HHH! Luigi tags in Mario. Mario bounces off of the

ropes, then hits a leg drop on HHH.

Cole: There's a little old style wrestling!

Mario pulls HHH to his feet, but HHH starts elbowing the plumber

in the stomach. He whips Mario into the ropes and hits a jawbreaker with

his knees. Then he hits a knee drop on Mario's neck. He picks up Mario,

and sets him up for the Pedigree, but Luigi clotheslines him. Mario

recovers and kicks him hard. Then he hits a snapmare and locks in a

chicken wing hold. Austin breaks the hold with a kick. The, Austin hits a

Stone Cold Stunner on Mario before Duo makes him go back on the

apron. HHH pulls up Mario and hits the Pedigree on Mario! He goes for

the pin, but Duo refuses to count! HHH hits the Pedigree on Duo,

knocking him out! Luigi goes into the ring! Choas insues as HHH and

Austin beat up on Luigi until...

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Cole: Here come Goku and Piccolo! They're brawling with Austin and

HHH!

Goku picks up Austin and hits the Saiyan Slam! Piccolo

powerbombs HHH hard into the mat! Then they slide out of the ring as

Duo comes to! Mario barely makes the cover on HHH! The Super Mario

Bros. win! Goku and Piccolo help Mario and Luigi out oif the ring. and

escort them out.

Tazz: !@#$! The VWF wins again!

Cole: Well, I'm Michael Cole, and for my partner Tazz, goodbye from

WWF Smackdown!