VWF
Eight Show Monday Night Madness!
The camera pans over the arena and the excited crowd before going to the announcers. However, in Bond's seat sits Duo Maxwell, the pilot of the Gundam Deathscythe.
Boo: Welcome to Monday Night Madness! Because my usual partner, James Bond will be wrestling in the first match of the night and may need time to recover, I'm joined tonight by the Shinigami(Japanese God of Death) himself, Duo Maxwell!
Duo: Hey there, everyone! How are ya? As Boo said, Mr. Bond is wrestling tonight, as he faces off against the one, the only, the incredibly fast, Koopa the Quick!
Boo: Enough jabbering, let's get this party started!
(the James Bond title theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from England, accompanied to the ring by Joanna Dark, James Bond!
A good half of the female audience in the crowd swoons, and the other half comes close, when Bond makes his dramatic entrance with a microphone.
Bond: Austin, I have a proposal for you! I say we end our fued on the next Don't-Pay-Per-View! That's right, I want you in the cage! See you then!
(the Super Mario 64 race theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Tiny-Huge Island, Koopa the Quick!
The large Koopa Troopa dashes to the ring and slides in.
Duo: This looks to be interesting. Bond has some fighting experience, and has been training over the weekend, but he's getting older and Koopa the Quick has no fighting experience, but is huge and fast!
The bell rings, and Koopa the Quick charges Bond. Bond uses the large Koopa's momentum against him and turns it into a powerslam, but hurts his back lifting him. Koopa the quick takes advantage and pins him for an easy win. Then, in an act of kindness, helps his opponent, along with Ms. Dark, into the back. As the camera follows the trio into the back and towards the doctor's room, we see HHH try to ambush them. But Randy Savage clocks him from behind with a chair to make the save!
Boo: Wow, HHH and Austin really hate Bond, don't they?
Duo: Well duh! Our next match features Piccolo facing Ken Masters! But first, let's go backstage with Misty for an exclusive interview with Vince Macmahon!
The camera switches to show Misty with a microphone, as she begins to talk to the owner of the WWF.
Misty: While the WWF beat the VWF yesterday, the VWF still has a lead in the tournament, 2 to 1. Mr. Macmahon, what is your opinion right now?
Vince: Shut up! We're gonna kick all of your (censored) until the VWF belongs to me! We will win, just you wait and see!
Misty: Uh, okay, back to you, Duo and Boo.
The camera switches back to the arena.
Duo: Vinnie Mac is nothing but a sore loser!
Boo: He's not just that, he's insane too!
(Cha-la head cha-la plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Namek, accompanied to the ring by the Z Warriors, Piccolo!
The entire team makes its way to the ring. That is, until Chi Chi comes and pulls Gohan away, muttering about studying for something or another.
(Ken's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from America, accompanied to the ring by Ryu, Ken Masters!
The crowd gives the two a hearty cheer.
Boo: I don't like Ken's chances in this match. Piccolo is just too powerful.
The bell rings, and the two take fighting stances.
Duo: This is gonna be a quite a martial arts matchup! Both competitors have serious speed, incredible endurance, and among the strongest beings in existance!
Boo: I think you're over esitmating Ken there.
Duo: Don't you know anything about drama?!?
As Duo and Boo discuss the issue, Ken and Piccolo clash in the center of the ring. Piccolo, with his lightning quick punches, quickly establishes dominance in the match. Ken fights back with his Hurricane Kick, trying to mount an offense against the Namek. Ken backs off to catch his breath. While he's doing that, Piccolo powers up and charges. He delivers another barrage of punches, then bashes Ken's face against his knee.
Piccolo: It's time to end this!
Piccolo grabs Ken off the mat, then pulls him in. He pulls up Ken to powerbomb him, then extends his arms and actually powerbombs him through the mat! The ref calls for the bell to stop the match. The Clefairies come and patch up the hole in the ring after Ken recovers and gets out of it.
Boo: I told you so.
Duo: Don't insult the Shinigami!
Duo, forgetting that Boo is a ghost, launches a vicious punch that goes right through Boo. Boo laughs.
Boo: There are advantages to being a Boo, you know. Our next match pits the Men's Champion, Cloud Strife, against Gannondorf of the VWO. But first, let's go once again to Misty, for an interview with Goku.
The camera shows Misty and Goku. Goku is nervously looking around.
Misty: Goku, why do you keep looking around? You're one of the strongest fighters in the universe!
Goku: It's Chi-Chi! She's been after me because Gohan keeps getting involved in my battles, even though we need him. She seems to think that studying is all that's important. She's really changed from when I first met her.
Misty: Oh, okay then. I'll leave you alone. I'm sure you have enough on your mind. Back to you guys, Duo and Boo.
The camera switches back to the ring area, where...
(the FFVII theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Midgar, the VWF Men's Champion, Cloud Strife!
Cloud comes out to a roar of cheers as he rides his motorcycle to the ring.
(Bowser's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Gerudo Fortress, accompanied to the ring by the VWO, Gannondorf Dragmire!
The VWO gets booed like there's no tomorrow, as usual.
Boo: This looks to be interesting. It's actually very similar to Cloud's matchup against Bowser, although Gannondorf has the power of black magic, where as Bowser is just huge, but both villains are very strong.
The bell rings as the two circle. Gannondorf smiles, then fires a blast of black magic at Cloud. He dodges, then tries to tackle the Prince of Evil. He suceeds, but then he sees something on the stage! It's Sephiroth! Cloud stares at the stage, looking to see if Sephiroth will do anything. But by now, Gannondorf has recovered. He grabs Cloud from behind, and begins choking him from behind! Cloud finally passes out from a lack of oxygen, and Gannondorf pins him to win the Men's Title.
Duo: This is an injustice! It's an outrage! I don't believe it! Here comes Avalanche! The Z Warriors are out there too! It's an all out brawl! But the VWO is winning! I've never seen so many cheap shots out there!
Boo: Hold on! Chi-Chi is out now! Goku and Chi-Chi are cleaning house now! Most of the VWO is either out cold or close to it, except for Gannondorf. Now Goku is facing down Gannondorf!
Duo: I can't believe it! Goku wants a title shot! Gannondorf's gonna give it to him!
Boo: Here we go!
Gannondorf whips Goku into the ropes as the bell rings. Gannonodorf greets him woth a Big Boot to the face!
Boo: I don't get it! Why hasn't Goku become a Super Saiyan?
Duo: I don't know. Maybe he's waiting for a good time.
Goku quickly recovers from Gannondorf's attack, and floats him over in a vertical suplex. Now, Goku turns into a Sper Saiyan. The extra power is evident as Goku gorilla press slams the Prince of Evil. Gannondorf fires another burst of black magic, but it does nothing to the Super Saiyan. Goku pulls him to his feet and Saiyan Slams Gannondorf. He gets the pin, the win, and the Men's Title.
Duo: Wow, what a match! Tonight, there is no VWF vs. WWF match, so that's all! I'm Duo Maxwell, and for my partner tonight, the Big Boo, good night! Maybe I'll see ya Thursday!