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VWF

Ninth Show Thursday Night Explosion!

The camera pans across the crowd, then goes to the announcers. James Bond is back in his usual seat.

Bond: Welcome to Explosion, everyone! I'm a bit stiff after Madness, but I'm okay. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw the end of Madness! It looked like the VWO had finally taken out Cloud, and they had, but then what happened with the Z Warriors, and, before ya know it, bam! Goku's the new Men's Champ.

Boo: I couldn't believe it either. By the way, I'm glad you're back. Duo is a nice kid, but he gets annoying after a while.

Bond: Well we'ver got a great six man tag team matchtup to start us off, so let's get this show on the road!

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, accompanied to the ring by Princess Daisy, one half one the VWF Men's Tag Team Champions, Luigi Mario!

Luigi, dressed in his "Brooklyn Plumbersnakes" shirt runs down to the ring to a great cheer.

(the Legend Of Zelda theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kokiri Forest, Link!

Link rides Epona to the ring, also to cheers.

(Just Communication plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Space Colony L1, the Perfect Soldier, Heero Yuy!

An explosion rocks the arena, then, Heero comes in through the roof. And I do mean through. But he miraceulously gets up and joins his partners in their corner.

(Bowser's music plays)

Red Koopa: Introsucing, from Japan, Thailand, and the tall grass outside Saffron City, respectively, repesenting the VWO, Akuma, M. Bison, and Hypno!

These rotten eggs get the booing of a lifetime as they go to the ring.

(Just Love plays)

The Red Koopa is puzzled, he doesn't know who this is. Then, someone gives him a card containing the needed information.

Red Koopa: Alright, I'm reading this straight from the card. Introducing, from the Sank Kingdom, the Queen of the Sank Kingdom, the special guest referee, Relena Peacecraft!

Relena, dressed in a referee shirt and a miniskirt, makes her way to the ring.

Boo: You know, Relena Peacecraft may well be the only thing in this universe that Heero is actually afraid of.

Relena signals to get the bell ringed, and the match starts, as Luigi and M. Bison begin it for their teams. Bison kicks Luigi, then puts him in a headlock. He tightens it a couple of times, but then Luigi pushes him off and into the ropes. Luigi clotheslines Bison into next Tuesday! Bison gets up and tags in Akuma. Luigi tags in Link. Link pulls out his sword, but Relena makes him put it away, and Akuma makes him pay with an unholy fireball! Link charges and hits a flying lariat on Akuma! Link goes for an elbow drop, but he misses, and Akuma picks him up and body slams him. Akuma stomps, then goes into his trademark stance, charging himself up for another fireball. Link gets up, and pulls out his shield to block it. Link knocks Akuma down with his boomerang, then goes for an elbow drop, but Akuma rolls out of the way and gets up. Link tries to whip Akuma into the ropes, but Akuma reverses it and clotheslines him out of the ring. Then Heero grabs Akuma and flings him out by his gi! Heero jumps off of the ring apron, then picks up Akuma and pulls something small and metal out from under the ring.

Boo: Uh oh. Whenever Heero gets that look in his eye, something's bound to blow up.

Bond: Why, is he a demolitions expert?

Boo: No, you idiot! Heero is so dedicated to accompishing whatever he sets out that he will do anything to finish it. And I do mean ANYTHING!

Heero places the small metal object on the floor, then rolls Akuma onto it. Then he pulls a detonater out from the ring! He pushes it, and sends Akuma flying out of the arena!

Heero: Mission: Accomplished.

The slightest smirk crosses Heero's face.

Bond: Uh...I can't think out anything to say. Wow....

Boo: For once, you shut up! I told you so! Let's hear what the referee has to say. The match has stopped.

Relena confers with the ring announcer. He makes the announcement as she whispers it in his ear.

Red Koopa: The winners of this match are....Luigi, Link and Heero?!?

Bond and Boo: WHAT!?!

Relena: Heero is always a winner as far as I'm concerned!

Relena runs over and puts Heero in an ultra tight hug.

Bond: I've seen bear traps that don't clamp down as hard as Relena is right now!

Heero: I will....kill........(faints due to lack of oxygen)

Relena: Oh no you won't!!!! Oh my God, what have I done?!?

A flock of Chanceys and Blisseys carry Heero into the back.

Boo: Now I'm at a loss for words.

Everyone else involved in the match leaves. The camera switches to the parking lot, where Bowser and Andross are in a huge truck. Andross is at the wheel.

Bowser: Follow that evil martial artist!

The truck zips out of the parking lot, chasing the flying Akuma.

Bond: Okay. That was officially strange. On to the next match. Next up, Vegita makes his VWF debut against a very special opponent. I wouldn't dare ruin the suprise for you, our loyal viewers.

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Vegeta, accompanied to the ring by Trunks and Bulma, the Prince of the Saiyans, Vegeta!

Vegeta and his family go to the ring to a hail a cheers. Vegeta cracks a small smile.

(What up, Mach? plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Florida, the Macho Man, Randy Savage!

Macho Man comes out, and the crowd explodes into cheers. He picks up a mike.

Savage: Oh yeah! It's been a long time coming, and finally, I get to make my debut in this league as a true wrestler! I just want you to understand one thing, Vegetable or whatever your name is. And that is that I have no anger towards you. We'll just consider this a practice match, because I know we both have bigger fish to fry.

Vegeta now gets a mike.

Vegeta: Sure, Nacho Man. No hard feelings.

Vegeta's grin gets just a little bit bigger. Macho Man makes his way to the ring, then removes his cowboy hat and sunglasses. Then he goes into the ring.

Boo: I bet you were surprised, weren't you?

The bell rings, and the two circle the ring. They grapple, and Vegeta knees Savage in the gut, then axehandles him to the mat. Macho Man gets to his kness, then trips Vegita.

Macho Man: Don't you know that I am the Master Of Madnesss? Oh yeah! Can ya dig it?

Macho Man goes for an elbow and hits it. Vegeta gets up, and Savage whips the Saiyan into the ropes. Macho Man picks him up and atomic drops him.

Bond: That must've really hurt!

Savage grabs Vegeta by the hair and begins jabbing him, first in the stomach, then he delivers them to the face. Macho Man poses for the crowd, then goes for one last punch, but Vegeta ducks under it and kicks Savage down low. Savage doubles over in pain. Vegeta charges up, then becomes a Super Saiyan. Vegeta flings Savage to the other side of the ring and holds out one arm, with his palm perpendicular to his arm.

Boo: This looks like the end for Savage! Vegeta is charging up his Big Bang attack!

Savage barely gets to his feet, and Vegeta launches the blast. But, somehow, Savage got out of the way! Savage rallies with a flurry of punches and kicks, wearing Vegeta down. Then, he kicks Vegeta hard in the gut and puts him in a jumping piledriver. Vegeta lays on the mat, stunned. Savage climbs up to the top turnbuckle. He lifts both arms up and extends his index fingers towards the roof.

Bond: Here comes the Macho Elbow!

Savage leaps off the turnbuckle as if he were twenty years younger and connects with the flying Macho Elbow! Macho Man pins Vegeta!

Bond: 1, 2, 3! What an upset! The Macho Man Randy Savage, thought to be nothing more than an old, washed up wrestler has defeated the Saiyan warrior Vegeta!

Maho Man: I beat Vegeta! Oh, yeah! Can ya dig it?

Boo: That match right there might be the upset of the year! Next, Crono and Marle, the Intergender Tag Team Champions, and the only champion to have their belts from the first show, defend their titles against Mikau and Lulu!

(Crono's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kingdom Of Guardia, the VWF Intergender Tag Team Champions, Crono and Marle!

Crono and Marle get a fair amount of cheers as they go to the ring.

(the Ballad Of the Wind Fish plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Great Bay Coast, Mikau and Lulu!

The crowd explodes into cheers when Mikau and Lulu come out and Mikau jams on his guitar.

The bell rings, and Lulu and Marle start things off in the ring. Marle freezes Lulu with an ice spell, then does the same to Mikau. She pins the frozen Lulu, and picks up an easy win!

Boo: Now THAT was cold!

Bond: And that is one of the worst jokes I've ever heard.

Boo: Anyway, our next match is Son Goku vs. Chang Wu Fei for the VWF Men's Championship.

Bond: By the way, that is the way their names should be said.

(Just Communication plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Colony L5, accompanied to the ring by Trowa Barton, Duo Maxwell, and Quatre Winner, Chang Wu Fei!

When Duo comes out, the crowd goes nuts. A good half of the females in the arena swoon.

Wu Fei: I only hope Goku isn't weak. I'm tired of fighting weaklings.

Bond: Duo Maxwell seems to be almost as popular as the Beatles in their heyday with the ladies. Of course, he isn't as popular as I am.(Cracks a grin)

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Earth, the VWF Men's Champion, Son Goku!

Goku is nowhere to be seen for a moment. Then he appears in the ring with his belt.

Boo: Must've teleported.

The bell rings, and the two martial artists face off in a display that even the late, great Bruce Lee could appreciate. Their arms and legs are a blur. Then Goku sees an opening and capitalizes. Like Vegeta did to Savage, he knees Wu Fei in the midsection. Then he axehandles Wu Fei really hard. So hard, in fact, that WuFei goes through the ring and whatever the heck's under there. Then there is an explosion.

Duo:(muttering) Heero, you baka! Because of you, Wu Fei is gonna be sent into the Sank Kingdom or something.

Quatre: Well, let's get going. we can catch him with our Gundams.

Duo: Let me go. I've got the fastest, and I've got some stealth technology.

Trowa: Fine with me.

Quatre: okay, then. I'm going to have a little talk with Heero about this....

They leave. Then Goku teleports away.

Red Koopa: This match has been declared a no contest!

Boo: That match was...

Bond: One more bad pun and I'm calling in the Ghostbusters!

Boo: No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Bond: Alright then. For the final match of the night, we take you live to the WWF Smackdown! arena, where Guile and Fei Long will face the Undertaker and Kane!

The camera switches to the WWF Smackdown! stage, where...

(Rolling, Rolling, Rolling(or something like that) plays)

Finkle: Introducing, from Death Valley, the Undertaker and Kane!

The crowd bursts into cheers as the two brothers make their way to the ring.

Michael Cole: I don't think anyone can beat this tag team. I mean, look at them! They're both HUGE!

(Guile's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the USA, Guile!

Guile walks halfway down the stage, then...

(Fei Long's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from Hong Kong, Fei Long!

Fei Long runs out and goes a flying karate kick, leaping over the ramp. The two slide in, and all heck breaks lose as a brawl erupts. Finally the ref gets the bell rung, and Fei Long starts the match facing Kane.

Paul Heyman: I would like to remind everyone that this is a hardcore match! Anything goes!

Guile tosses Fei Long a pair a nunchucks. Fei Long, like Bruce Lee gets medeval on Kane with them. Then he takes Undertaker out of the equation with another flying karate kick. One last swipe takes Kane down. He tags in Guile, and Guile gets on the top ropes and hits a flying guillotine leg drop! He pins Kane for the win!

Cole: The VWF beats us again! Urgh. That's all from Smackdown!, see you later!