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VWF

Tenth Show Saturday Night Riot!

Bond: Welcome to this very special edition of the VWF! From now on, expect to see a Saturday Night Riot before each and every Don't Pay Per View.

Boo: I know everyone is all ready to start, so let's get this going!

(Mario's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, the Heros' Alliance!

The Hero's Alliance walk down to the ring. Peach has a microphone.

Peach: Hey, how's everyone doing?(the crowd rather loudly responds) Okay, I want to do this quickly. The WWF is bigger than either the Heros' Alliance or the VWO by themselves. But, if we can make, I don't know, something on on the idea of a temporary cease-fire, we can put the WWF out of the way!

(Bowser's theme plays)

Bowser comes out.

Bowser: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING!?! Do you think I'm nuts? You people seem to be doing fine against them. Why can't things stay the same?

Peach: Because, we can beat them even better. Besides, if we ally, we can help you out when you have that big tag match in the Cage Wars.

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Boo: Hold on, why are the Z Warriors getting involved in this?

Goku comes out and faces Bowser.

Goku: I like the idea. The Z Warriors will ally as well.

Bowser: Give me some time to think about it. I'll, uh, get back back to you.

Goku: We'll join now.

Peach: Thanks, Goku. Bowser: I'll be waiting.

Everyone leaves.

Boo: What a combo that would be!

Bond: Let's get the matches started while we wait for Bowser. Cammy and Sakura are going to help introduce Juli and Juni to the VWF.

(Remembance plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from England and Japan, Cammy and Sakura!

(The Theme Of the World Warriors plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from parts unknown, Juli and Juni!

The twins make their way to the ring to a mix of cheers, catcalls, and boos. When they climb into the ring, they look at Cammy as if they're in on a joke no one else knows about.

The bell rings, and Cammy locks up with Juli. They twirl and push each other, and knee thrust each other, trying to get an advantage. Cammy takes a particularly vicious knee from Juli, then Juli DDTs her. Juli locks her in a sleeper, not giving Cammy a chance to recover. But then Sakura runs over and kicks Juli right in the spine. Cammy snap nares Juli over. Cammy tags in Sakura. Sakura goes off to face Juli, but then Cammy grabs Sakura behind and puts her in a German Suplex! Juli gets up, and, in an amazing feat of physical prowess, she leaps over Cammy and jackknifes over Sakura!

Bond: What's going on?!? Here's the pin! One! Two! Three! Why, Cammy, why?

Juni tosses Cammy a pair of brass knuckles. She grabs a stunned Sakura and slugs her in the face. Sakura slumps, out cold. Cammy grabs the school girl by the hair and tosses her out of the ring like a rag doll. Juni gives Cammy a mike. Just then, Bison teleports into the ring.

Boo: Wow, the crowd is really giving these jerks a booing! But now, maybe Cammy will tell us just WHY she decided to do this.

Cammy: First off, I would like to apologize for something. I would like to apologize for being a total and complete idiot. Mr. Bison, I am sorry for not being a part of your cause for all of these years.(the crowd boos mercylessly) I hope that you will accept me as a member of Shadowlaw once again.

Cammy hands Bison the microphone and kneels, almost as if she were waiting to be knighted.

Bison: Hmmm. Alright then. Let us leave this place.

The four leave as Chanceys attend to Sakura and carry her out on a stretcher.

Boo: Imagine that! Cammy is rejoining Bison! I never thought I'd see the day!

Bond: I can sympathize with Sakura. I was also betrayed by one whom I thought was a loyal friend. But, does this mean Bison is breaking away from the VWO?

Boo: This completely changes the Women's Tag Team Division scene! Now, our next match puts...wow! This is sure to be exciting! Fox McCloud will face Dash Rendar!

(the Starfox theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing the challanger, from Corneria, accompanied to the ring by Starfox, Fox McCloud!

The dome opens, and the members of Starfox parachute in from their Arwings to a huge amount of cheers.

(the Star Wars theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from parts unknown, the VWF Hardcore Champion, Dash Rendar!

Dash rides his swoop bike to the ring. Its obvious that the crowd is behind Fox in this match.

The bell rings, and the spacefarers stare each other down. Dash quickdraws his blaster and fires, but Fox dodges it. Fox and Dash brawl, punching and kicking each other, before Fox hits a low blow on Dash. Fox puts Dash in an underhook suplex. Fox goes onto the top rope, preparing to finish off Dash. But then, Fox grabs at his headset and screams in agony.

Fox: Make it stop!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fox falls off the top rope in a heap. Dash recovers and pins Fox for the win. Dash pulls the headset off Fox and puts it on, trying to hear what was so horrible. Then, he too begins screaming before he takes it off.

Dash: The horror! Someone put "music" by Britany Spears on that thing!

Bond: Yeck. I don't blame Fox.

The camera switches to a shot of Bison and his lackeys snickering and holding a copy of "Britney". Then it switches back to the ring. Fara and Katt pull Fox out of the ring, then Dash tosses them the now deactivated headset. Then he leaves on his swoop. By now, Fox has recovered , but he walks out with Starfox with some support from Falco and Peppy.

Bond: Most interesting....

Boo: Yup. Next up, Crono faces Kuririn!

(Crono's theme plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Kingdom Of Guardia, one half of the VWF Intergender Tag Team Champions, Crono!

Crono goes to the ring and goes on the turnbuckle, then raises his belt to the crowd(think like how the Rock does it and you've got the general idea), and it goes nuts. He paces the ring waiting for his opponent.

(Cha-la head cha-la plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Earth, Kuririn!

Kuririn flies off the stage and lands in the ring.

("Baby One More Time" plays)

Bond: Oh the horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bison, Juli, Juni, and Cammy come out. Bison has a mike.

Bison: I would like to announce that this match will have a special guest ref! That would be...me!

Ref: You can't name yourself the ref! That all has to be done in advance!

Bison teleports to the ring and begins strangaling the hapless toad.

Bison: You were saying?

The ref passes out.

Bison: Cammy, remove this trash!

Cammy grabs the ref and flings himout of the ring.

(the Pokemon theme plays)

Out comes Ash Ketchum, but Juli and Juni beat the living daylights out of him. Bond pulls out his PP7, but Bison uses his psycho powers to fling the gun away. Bond runs to the ring and gets creamed. Bison flings Crono into the barrier surronding the ring. Kuririn charges up a kamehameha and fires it, but Bison reflects it back at him.

Boo: As usual, Kururin is absolutely useless.

Goku stomps out and knocks Juli and Juni off the stage. He doesn't even bother grabbing a mike before he starts screaming.

Goku: What is it that you want, Bison? Do you want my belt?!? Well?

Bison: Ha! Do you think such an insignificant thing as a gold belt actually means something to me? What a fool! I only crave one thing! And do you know what that is? Of course not. You are nothing but a simpleton, satisfied with only a large meal. I desire to have power! That is the on...

By this point, Goku has made his way to the ring, tossing aside Bison's assasins, and kicks Bison in the the groin. Bison crumples.

Goku: Will you please shut up? I've heard that speech so many times it isn't funny! It's so cliche! Get a life!

With that, Goku grabs Bison and flings him through the dome.

Bison: Looks like Team Rocket is blasting off again! Oops, wrong show!

The camera cuts to Team Rocket in their dressing room, watching the action on a TV.

Jessie: He stole our lines!

Meowth: Let's get 'im!

Team Rocket chases after Bison, hoping to stomp on whatever is left of him after his flight.

Bond: Never a dull moment, eh Boo? Now, we get to see some new competitors in the VWF's Women's Tag Team divison!

(Egae no Mirai he plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Hinata Inn, Aoyama Motoko, and Narusegawa Naru!

The two teenagers come out, and nervously wave to the crowd as they go to the ring.

Naru: Jeez, this may not be as fun as I thought it would be.

Motoko: Naru, just focus. We can beat them, if only we stay focused.

(Just Love plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Sank Kingdom, the Queen of that kingdom, Relena Peacecraft!

Relena dashes out and stares down her opponents in the ring.

(You Get To Burning plays)

Red Koopa: Introducing, from the Utopia Mars Colony, the captain of the Nadesico, Yurika Misumaru!

Yurika runs to the ring, slides in, and gives her trademark V sign.

Relena: We should talk things over with them, not fight....

Yurika: Are you crazy? This is a wrestling match, we are supposed to fight!

Relena: Oh, then forget it. Heero can do it, 'cause he's Heero, but I won't.

Relena gets out of the ring and leaves Yurika alone.

Bond: Who booked this match?

Yurika: Can we call this a draw?

Naru: Sure, why not. We didn't even really want to fight you anyway.

The ref makes the match officially a draw.

Boo: Well, that was dumb. Too bad, I really wanted to see what these girls can do in a ring!

Bond: So would I, just not in a ring. Oh, did I saw that out loud? Ahem. Okay, it's time now to go the WWF arena, where Val Venis and the Shinigami, Duo Maxwell, will go at it.

The camera switches to the WWF arena.

Cole: Welcome, all of you VWF fans joining us. Now, let's see if Val can defeat this Duo character.

Lawler: This one looks to be good, but I'm putting my money on Val, what with that Fisherman's Suplex and all. He's one of the few who can pull that off correctly.

(Just Commuication plays)

Finkel: Introducing, from Colony L2, the Shinigami, Duo Maxwell!

The WWF crowd boos Duo, remembering what he did the last time he was there. Duo waits outside the ring for his opponent.

(Hello, Ladies! plays)

Finkel: And introducing, from Las Vegas, Nevada, Val Venis!

Val makes his way to the ring and begins bumping and grinding for the women in the corwd.

Duo: Ewwwwww, that's gross! I ain't fighting him!

Duo leaves the ring area and heads for his Gundam in the parking lot.

The WWF official disqualifies Duo, and gives a victory to Val and the WWF.

Lawler: Ha! He must have seen that he couldn't win, and gave up! Chalk up another one for the WWF!

The camera switches to Duo.

Duo: I'll tell you this. I didn't want to get in the same ring with that sicko, but I'll make it up to you folks in the WWF on Sunday!

Cole: Well, we'll see about that. For the King, Jerry Lawler, I'm Michael Cole, see you later!