VWF

The Eleventh Show: The Great Cage Wars

The camera rotates and pans, showing us many, many excited fans cheering, holding up signs, and otherwise being an unruly mob.

Bond: Welcome, one and all, to the second VWF Don't Pay Per View, the Great Cage Wars! Once and for all, the grudge between the VWF and what was once known as the WWF, now the WWE, will be settled!

Boo: That's right, but, before that, we have a very special treat for all of our fans. We have had to work long and hard to arrange this, but finally, we shall see Shinji Ikari, in what he says will be his only VWF appearance, pilot his Eva Unit-O1 against Duo Maxwell's Deathscythe! Since those things are absolutely huge, this fight will take in the spacious arena parking lot! We go now to Misty for the call on this one.

The camera switches to an abandoned park of the parking lot. Abandoned, this is, by cars. A pair of gigantic mechs stand facing each other. A helicopter hovers above them. The camera zooms in, showing Misty in the helicopter before switching to another view inside the chopper itself.

Misty: Hello! Below me stand the Deathscythe and Eva Unit-01. The two competitors in this duel have already been told the rules. We are only minutes away from the start of the match. The rules are simple. Basically, Duo and Shinji are allowed to do anything they want to do to each other until the opposing mech is unable to fight. However, to make this a fair fight, Duo will not be allowed to use his Hyper Jammers and Shinji will not be allowed to activate his AT field. Let's do to Brock for some quick interviews with the pilots.

The camera switches to Brock, who stands in front of Shinji.

Brock: Well, Shinj, how do you feel about this fight?

Shinji: I didn't want to do this. But my dad promised he'd get me the best doctors alive to treat me and the other Eva pilots if I would give it a shot. (Sigh)

Brock: Jeez kid, lighten up! You don't need a shrink, you all need to hang out with me and a few of my friends. You could even learn some things from Duo. Look at him, in battle, he calls himself the Shinigami, but when he's not, he's probably the most normal of all of the Gundam pilots!

Quatre runs up behind Brock and smashes a violin on Brock's head. Then he begins jumping on Brock in a tantrum.

Quatre: I'm the normal one! I'm the normal one!

Duo: Have you been in Wing Zero again, Quatre?

Quatre: Why does that matter?

Duo:(sighing) You know that the Zero System makes you go insane!

Quatre passes out.

Shinji: What's his problem?

Duo: Don't ask. It's a long, long story. Let's do this!

Shinji:(sigh) Might as well.

Duo: Man, you DO need help.

Shinji: Shut up!

The pilots get into their respective robots. The two mechs' eyes light up, signaling activation. A Voltorb is tossed into the air and explodes, signaling the beginning of this clash of titans. Shinji pulls out his knife as the two begin a deadly dance. But then, Deathscythe gets behind Eva Unit-01 and severs the umbilical cord that powers the bio-mech.

Misty: Unless Shinji can somehow catch Deathscythe, this match is over! Eva Unit-01 can only go for two minutes without the umbilical cord.

Duo activates the thrusters on his Gundam, elevating himself above Shinji.

Duo: Time to end this, as only the Shinigami can!

Deathscythe launches its atomic scissors at the midsection of the Eva. Shinji's capsule ejects just before the expolsion cuts the Eva in half.

Misty: Duo is the winner of this one, no two ways about it!

Deathscythe lands and Duo comes down from the cockpit. Shinji has at this point crawled out of the capsule. Duo offers him his hand, but Shinji slaps it away.

Shinji: I want a match with you tonight! In the cage! You took advantage of my mech's poor battery life, but when I'm done with you, you'll be the one lying on the ground!

Duo:(shaking his head) Alright, evidently, I haven't beaten you down enough. I accept.

Duo walks away as Shinji stands up and looks at his fallen bio-mech. The camera switches back to the arena.

Boo: Wow! That's gonna be some match.

Bond: Indeed. But now, let the Great Cage Wars begin!

Boo: But first, we really should explain the rules of the VWF cage match. Once the competitors are in the cage, it is locked shut and stays locked until the end of the match. We don't let anyone in there who isn't involved unless someone gets really hurt or something. A win can be achieved by pin, submission, or climbing out of the cage. In a tag match, only one member of a team needs to be pinned, forced to submit, or get out of the cage for the match to end. While in the cage, all of the standard VWF match rules apply, including the fact that weapons are allowed.

Bond: Whta happened to you? You sound so formal.

Boo: I'm just trying to tell the people what the rules are, for goodness sake!

(Fei Long's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Hong Kong and Japan, Fei Long and Sakura Kasugano!
The duo comes down to the ring, both with sober expressions on their faces. Fei Long has a pair of nunchuks with him.

(Bison's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, Bison, Juli, Juni, and Cammy White, Shadowlaw!
All four come to the ring, but only Bison and Cammy enter the cage. Fei Long picks up a mike.

Fei Long: Cammy, have you no sense of justice? I can't believe that you betrayed Sakura like that. I cannot forgive you. I will help this girl avenge her honor!

Cammy pulls the mike from his hands.

Cammy: Yeah, you and what army? You don't stand a snowball's chance on a griddle against Shadowlaw. In fact, because we know that you two haven't got a prayer, we are willing to make a deal. If you will get on your knees and beg for mercy, we won't hurt you...not too bad, anyway.

Fei Long stikes an aggresive pose with his nunchuks, ready for battle. Then the lights go out.

Boo: What the-

The lights come back on an instant later.

Bison: Who did this?!?

Bison's pants have fallen down, revealing his polka dotted boxers. Sakura runs over and gives him the wedgie of a lifetime.

Bond: Oh man, that's GOTTA hurt!

Cammy: Perhaps this would explain it.

Cammy pulls a card off Bison's back and holds it up for the camera, revealing that it is the calling card of the master thief, Lupin III! On the Gametron, A grinning Lupin in a getaway car holds up Bison's belt.

Lupin: Hey, thanks for the belt! It'll have plenty of trade in value!

Bison mutters under his breath and teleports. Sakura leaps on Cammy and begins pounding her into a pulp. Fei Long holds Juni and Juli at bay with his nunchuks.

Bond: Looks like Sakura is done beating the dickens out of Cammy. She's leaving the cage with Fei Long now.

Boo: Hold on a sec! Now she's facing down Juli and Juni!

Sakura grabs Fei Long's nunchuks and, with one swift swing, leaves the two Shadowlaw agents on the ground, out cold. Fei Long and Sakura leave.

Boo: Well, that was certainly odd...

Bond: On to the next match!

(Tifa's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Midgar, Tifa Lockheart!
Bond: Kind of odd to see Tifa alone. Maybe she broke up with Cloud?

Boo: Oh shut up! I know exactly what you're thinking about. I talked to Tifa and Cloud just before the show started and she is NOT available. Besides, no sane girl would want to hang around you these days.

Bond: And just why is that?

Boo: First, because they don't want to mess with that Joanna Dark chick. Second, because, except for a few exceptions, a good majority of your female companions end up dead.

Bond: Oh yeah, you're right.

(Trish's theme plays)
The music plays, but no one comes out for a good five minutes. Then...

(Texas Rattlesnake plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Victoria, Texas, Stone Cold Steve Austin!
Austin comes out shouting into a mike.

Austin: Sorry, ya little (censored), whatever your name is, but you won't be gettin' no match with that (censored), Trish. She's off doin' some (censored) bikini shoot or some other (censored) like that. But, Jimmy there, ol' Stone Cold don't forget about his enemies. An' I know that you want a (censored) match in that there (censored) cage. So, Stone Cold says, let's get this (censored) thing on!

Bond: Sure.

Bond leaves his position at the announcers' table and goes into the cage to meet Austin. The ref signals for the bell, and the two go at it, grappling, each trying to best the other. Then Bond kicks Austin's knee brace several times in a row, forcing Austin to break off the grapple. Austin staggers to the corner. James follows him, and begins wailing on him in the corner. Then, Akuma runs down the ramp! He teleports inside the cage, and, grabbing an unsuspecting Bond from behind, hits a neckbreaker! Akuma stomps the living daylights out of Bond while Austin recovers. Austin then flops on Bond, pins him, and picks up a cheap win. As Austin celebrates, Akuma slams Bond's head into the steel cage, knocking him out. But by now, Tifa has scaled the cage and flips over, and then beats up Akuma and Austin. The match now over, and the insuing chaos resolved, the ref opens up the cage and Tifa helps Bond stagger out so that the Chanceys and Blisseys can take him to the trainer's room in the back.

Boo: Well now, I believe that the VWF and the WWE are now officially tied up. Next up, we have a great showdown for all of you rabid VWF fans out there. This match will determine the number one contendership for the Women's Tag Team Championships. It's a match made in heaven.

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, accompanied to the ring by Mario, Luigi, and Toad, from the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach Toadstool, and from Sarasaland, Princess Daisy!
A huge cheer erupts from the crowd as the group ride in on Yoshis and wave.

(Catch You, Catch Me plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, accompanied to the ring by Tomoyo, Li, Kero, Princess Ayeka, Tenchi, and Ryo-Ohki, from Tomoeda, Japan, and the planet Jurai, respectively, the Mistress of the Cards, the Cardcaptor, Sakura Kinomoto, and the Magical Girl Pretty Sammy!(for the sake of simplicity and my sanity, Sasami Jurai will be able to become Pretty Sammy, even though on the show her name is Sasami Kawai and is Japanese)
Tons upon tons of cherry blossoms rain down on the arena, thanks to Sakura's Flower Card. The crowd applauds them as well.

Boo: Joining me now at the announcers' table while Mr. Bond is recovering is a man who's seen it all. Or, to be exact, he's been through it all. Ladies and gentlemen, I am honored to introduce a New York Times bestselling author, the Hardcore Legend himself, Mick Foley!

Mick: (as he puts his headset on) Thank you Boo. Now, I'm not all that familiar with these gals in the ring, and I'm sure that there are a few out in the aufdience who aren't sure exactly who they are, either. Boo, would you care you share what you know about them.

Boo: Well, Peach is the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Daisy is the princess of Sarasaland. Not much is known about their fighting skills, but I do know that Peach prefers to avoid direct combat and instead use her frying pan.

Mick: Sounds like my kind of fighter! Maybe I'll show 'em how to REALLY wrestle Hardcore style.

Boo: I'm sure they'd be honored. You know, when I think about it, I honestly don't know that much about how any of them will fight.

The bell rings, and Daisy and Sakura start things off in the ring. Of course, Tomoyo is taping every moment. The two lock up, and Daisy puts the Cardcaptor in a headlock. Sakura connects with a shot from her key/wand to Daisy's stomach. Daisy releases her. Then, Sakura's Flower card dumps what must be about a million flowers directly upon Daisy(remember, the cage doesn't have a top).

Mick: That's about the only thing that has never happened to me!

Boo: Daisy is completely covered by that pile! She can't get out! The ref has signaled for the bell! Let's see what they're gonna say about this predicament.

Red Koopa: Due to the interference, this match is declared a draw!

Mick: Well, that was something else.

Boo: You haven't seen nothin' yet!

By this point, a group of Clefairies have come and gotten Daisy out of the pile. All involved make as dignified a return up the ramp as they can as Sakura finally calls back the mischievous card.

Mick: Okay, according to the match list I have here, the next match is Dash Rendar versus Shadow the Hedgehog, whoever they are.

(the Star Wars theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from parts unknown, the VWF Hardcore Champion, Dash Rendar!
Dash rides in on his swoop bike and circles the ring a couple of times before parking near the announcers' table.

Mick: That is a NICE bike!

Dash: Thanks.

(Shadow's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from the planet Mobius, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Shadow comes out with a mike. He is visibly upset.

Shadow: Why can't anyone get it straight?!? I AM NOT Sonic! I am so far superior to him that it isn't even funny!

Red Koopa: Well then, just who in the heck are you?

Shadow: I am Shadow the Hedgehog, the ultimate life form!

Red Koopa:(scribbling notes on his cards) Uh, okay, whatever. And, so, Mr. Shadow, where are you from?

Shadow: I am originally from the Space Colony ARK.

Red Koopa: Okay, then. Introducing, from the Space Colony ARK, Shadow the Hedgehog!

Shadow seems to teleport into the ring behind Dash and rolls him up for the 3 count and the Hardcore title! Boo floats into the ring for an impromptu interview. Shadow picks up another mike.

Boo: Shadow, what exactly did you do? You were on the entarance ramp, then you were in the ring!

Shadow: Shut up, you simpleton! I simply used Chaos Control! Now get away from me!

Shadow leaves with the Hardcore title as the crowd boos and boos. Dash is still in the ring, still in shock from what happened. Then, shaking his head, he fires up his swoop bike and rides it up the ramp.

Mick: Jeez, these new guys are comin' up with all sorts of new stuff!

(the Super Mario Bros. theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Brooklyn, New York, the VWF Men's Tag Team Champions, the Super Mario Bros., Mario Mario and Luigi Mario!
The famous duo comes out, and the crowd absolutely goes nuts.

Mick: These guys get cheered about as loud as the Rock does! It's incredible!

(Bowser's theme plays)
Bowser comes out with a mike.

Bowser:(as he paces the entrance ramp) First off, you can tell your little princess that she can forget about any stinkin' team up!

Bowser gets hit with rotten tomatoes from every concievable direction. Bowser pulls a bottle of water out of his shell and washes off the messy residue.

Bowser: Now, as I was saying, the seond thing is, I challenge you, Mario Brothers!

Mario picks up a mike.

Mario:Sure-a thing, Bowser! We'll-a show-a you-a why-a we are-a called "Super"!

Bowser: Oh no, no, no. You didn't let me finish. I was going to say, before you so rudely interrupted me, that I challenge you to a match with opponents that are truely worthy of you! Guys, come on out!

Two men with mugs of beer and wearing English soccer jerseys come out.

Boo: British soccer hooligans?

Mick: These guys can be a deadly force when they're angry.

The two pass out.

Boo: So much for that.

Mick: They must've been drunk as skunks.

Bowser: Bye now!

Bowser runs as fast as he can up the ramp.

Luigi: Simple as-a that-a.

Boo: Next up, Shinji gets his chance at revenge against Duo!

(Cruel Angel Thesis plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Japan, Shinji Ikari!
Shinji runs down to the ring. The crowd boos the mentally scarred crybaby.

(Kitto OK plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing,from Colony L2, accompanied to the ring by Hilde, the Shinigami, Duo Maxwell!
The crowd cheers as Duo and Hilde come down to the cage. Duo is carrying a baseball bat.

Mick: This is potentially a very danergous thing right here. One man is going to be holding onto that bat, and whoever has it will dominate.

The bell rings as the two circle in the cage. Duo charges and swings the bat, but he misses. Shinji pulls something out of his pocket.

Mick: This match just got ten times more dangerous! Shinji has a lighter!

Shinji kicks Duo in the gut and takes the bat from him. He then sets the bat on fire! Shinji also swings and misses. Duo boots Shinji and takes back the flaming bat. He bashes Shinji with it. Shinji, fearing for his life screams and climbs out of the cage before anything could be done about it as Squirtles rush in and douse him and one takes care of the bat. Cruel Angel's Thesis plays as he is announced as the winner.

Shinji: I won?!? Oh my God! I actually won! Wahoooo!!!

Heero runs down the ramp and attaches something small and shiny to Shinji's back.

Boo: Uh oh...

Heero pulls out a detonater and hits the trigger. The explosion from the bomb that Heero strapped to Shinji blows him through the roof and into the night.

Heero: Mission: Accomplished.

Duo: Thanks, man.

Heero: I did it for the mission.

Duo: Sure you did. Let's get out of here before Relena gets down here.

The trio of Duo, Hilde, and Heero leave the ring area.

Boo: Well, what did you think of that?

Mick: These people are insane! Just plain out insane!

Boo: Well, that's what makes it all worth watching, isn't it? We are only one match away from the end to the VWF vs. WWE feud. After this match, in which Chun-Li will defend her title against...hold on, doesn't the VWO have a match tonight?

Mick: Wouldn't know.

(Bowser's theme plays)
Bowser comes out with a mike.

Bowser: We WERE supposed to have a match tonight. But, when the losers the VWO was to take on bumped into Nidoking, he took 'em out.

The screen shows the Hurricane and Billy Kidman getting ambushed by Nidoking.

Bowser: So they can't compete, and a referee I talked to in the back agreed that it would be a no contest. So there.

Boo: Okay then. Let's get the next match going.

Bowser turns to leave, and...

Boo: Good gravy, it's Hulk Hogan! And Triple H! And they are putting a huge hurting on Bowser! Triple H whips him down to the ring area! And now he's rolling the King of the Koopas into the ring!

Mick: Well, the ref just signaled for the bell, so it looks like the VWO will have a match!

With Bowser down and out, Triple H goes onto the apron and Hogan begins picking apart Bowser. The crowd is going nuts. Even if he does work for Vince Macmahon and the WWE, a rather evil organization, Hulk Hogan is Hulk Hogan, and he holds a special place in many wrestling fans' hearts.

Mick: Looks like Bowser's partner has finally arrived.

Boo: Now things will really get interesting.

As the announcers comment on the action, Gannondorf jogs down the ramp. Triple H goes down to intercept him, but the Prince Of Evil flings him into the stands and slides into the ring.He pulls Hogan off Bowser and chokeslams him. He picks up Bowser and lifts him over his head, then throws Bowser over the cage and sends him through the French announcers' table!

French announcer: Zis is an outrage!

Boo: Now the French announcing team begin stomping the living daylights out of Bowser!

Mick: This is all just plain screwed. Boo, it's been a pleasure.

Boo: Wha?

Mick pulls off his headset and gets into the cage. He then applies the Mandible Claw to both Hogan and Gannondorf. They pass out from the hold. Then, just as Hardcore Legend is about to leave the cage, Triple H, finally having gotten out of the stands, hits him with a chair shot to the head, knocking him out. Triple H's music plays, and he spits on the fallen Mick then poses for the crowd. An army of Blisseys run down and removes the fallen warriors on stretchers. Then the British soccer hooligans run down and beat up the French announcing team. Then they pass out again. Then both the French and the British are removed by some more Blisseys.

Boo: I need a new co-commentator!

Duo hops out of the stands and into the chair that was previously occupied by Mick.

Duo: You were saying?

Boo: Okay then, I guess you'll do.

Duo: Jee, thanks for the enthusiasm!

Boo: You're welcome.

Duo: I was being sarcastic!

Boo: So was I. Well, we're scheduled to have a Women's Championship match, but with all of this chaos, I don't know what will happen.

(Chun Li's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from China, accompanied to the ring by Rose, the Women's Champion of the VWF, the self proclaimeed "Strongest Woman In the World", Chun-Li!
Chun Li and Rose walk down the ramp, giving high fives to the fans.

(Bowser's theme plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Sub-Con, Birdo!
Birdo slowly makes her way down to the ring wearing a VWO shirt, taunting the fans every inch of the way.

Duo: Hey, why does Birdo get a title shot in her VWF debut?

Boo: Why not?

Duo: I didn't get a title shot in my debut!

Boo: Would you REALLY want to take on Goku right now?

Duo: Good point.

Chun Li and Birdo lock up as the bell rings. Birdo pushes and pushes and finally, pushes enough to knock Cun Li down and squash her. Birdo rolls into a cover! 1..2, kickout!Chun Li rolls and gets back up. Birdo charges, and runs right into a Chun Li superkick! Birdo quickly shakes out the cobblewebs and gets back up herself. Birdo launches an egg, but Chun Li jumps onto it, and, using the extra elevation leaps right onto Birdo's shoulders and rolls up into a pin! 1...2....3! Chun Li retains her title!

Boo: Wow! It looks like Chun Li has been playing some Super Mario Bros. 2! Jumping onto Birdo eggs and using them for elevation is a classic method of dealing with her!

Duo: And now, for the moment that everyone has been waiting for, the final match between the VWF and the WWE is at hand! Everything comes down to this, Italiano, the owner of the VWF, and Vince McMahon, the owner of the WWE, in the cage! If Italiano wins, the VWF wins the right to stay its own organization and Vince won't be able to get his hands on VWF talent! But, if Vince wins, he gets to buy out the VWF! This is it! The final battle!

Boo: But first, let me remind everyone that this VWF Don't Pay Per View is brought to you by the Mushroom Kingdom Board Of Tourism! Come visit some of the most beautiful landscapes in all of Videogame Land! There's something for everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom! Lush green fields and woods, Dry Deserts with exotic ruins, the cleanest, bluest water in the knownuniverse! Friendly inhabitants greet you and will be happy to chat! Lots of friendly native wildlife!And of course, extremely affordable lodging rates!

Duo: What in the heck was that?

Boo: I have to read stuff like that so that our shows can stay on the air. Otherwise, our sponsers will pull the plug, braid boy! Would you be happy then?

Duo: Okay okay, I give. Let's get on with the match.

("No Chance" plays)
Red Koopa: Introducing, from Conneticut, the owner of the WWE, Vince McMahon!
The ever cocky owner of the WWE walks down the ramp and into the ring in his traditional wrestling gear and his nose in the air.

Boo: Ya think he believes that he will own VWF in a few minutes?

Duo: He certainly does seem confident.

("Human" plays)
Boo: And now, here comes our hero, Italiano!
Red Koopa: Inrtoducing, from the VWF headquarters, the owner of the VWF, Italiano!
A man comes out. His hair is short and brown. He is wearing a black short sleeve shirt that reads "VWF-Get the WWE out!". He is also wearing black warmup pants. The crowd gets deafening as Italiano walks down the ramp. He faces down MacMahon in the ring.

Duo: Get ready, for this is the main event of the night, Macmahon and Italiano in the cage!

Both men have looks of pure hatred on their faces as the referee signals for the bell, signalling the beginning of the match. They lock up, trying to out muscle each other. Macmahon breaks it and begs off, pleading for mercy. Italiano looks at the crowd, and points to Macmahon. The crowd booms, prompting Italiano to lay into Vince with punch after punch. Then, he slams Vince headfirst into the cage, taking the older man down. Italiano turns his back to Vince as he lays on the floor, getting the crowd behind him. But then, BAM! Vince with a blatant low blow from behind! Now Vince takes control of the match, putting a dazeed Italiano in the turnbuckle and he begins stomping away at the owner of the VWF. Vince lays ten kicks into Italiano's midsection before pulling him out and applying a headlock. But now Italiano is elbowing his way out! Italiano is elbowing out! Italiano nails a huge elbow to Vince's stomach, knocking the wind out of him, and he bends over. Italiano converts it into a HUGE DDT! Both men are down!

Duo: Wow, what a match! But now both Vince and Italiano are down after Italiano's desperation DDT!

Boo: But what in the heck is this?!? Oh my! Oh my! Look who's coming down the ramp! It's the Undertaker! That biker punk is headed down the ramp! What is he gonna do?

Undertaker slowly walks down to the ring. Both men are still down. The ref has his eyes on the two competitors. 'Taker grabs a blue steel chair from ringside, and now he tosses it over the cage! The ref sees the chair and warns 'Taker, but the Dead Man ignores him! He begins climbing into the cage! Now he's in there!

Boo: This is insane! The Undertaker is now in the cage, and in the face of the ref! And...he just decked the referee! HE JUST DECKED THE REFEREE! And now, now Italiano is rising to his feet! What will Undertaker do now?

Italiano finally gets to his feet. Vince is still down. 'Taker sees Italiano. He puts a choke hold on him and hoists the owner of the VWF into the air!

Boo: Don't do this No! NO! Chokeslam by the Undertaker! Chokeslam by the Undertaker! And now that villain is picking Italiano for another attack!

Duo: Good Shinigami! Is he? Yes he is! Last Ride by the Undertaker onto the chair! Italiano's been broken in half! He's been destroyed! I don't believe this! The Dead Man has absolutely demolished Italiano! The ref is STILL out! Undertaker rolls Vince onto Italiano and climbs out of the cage. But hold on a minute!

Boo: What is this?!? A man is coming out of the stands!

Duo: It's Cloud! It's Cloud! Cloud Strife is running out and he is laying into the Undertaker! And now, oh my, he just hit Cloud Nine! Undertaker was just put on Cloud Nine! Vince is just now showing signs of life, as is the ref! The ref is beginning to count! One! Two! Thr..no! Italiano somehow kicked out!

Boo: I don't believe that! Italiano kicked! Now Vince picks him up andstarts slamming the still groggy Italiano's head into the corner, wearing him down. Now Vince snapmares his rival onto the mat and locks in a sleeper.

Boo: Now, as much as I hate this man, I'm impressed with Vince so far. He's working on one part of Italiano, his head, and is looking to weaken him up and make him tap out or knock him out.

Of course, we all knew that this was coming. Italiano begins delivering a series of elbows to Vince's gut and breaks the hold. Now he kness Vince in the stomach, bending him over. Italiano pulls Macmahon down and into a piledriver! Italiano goes into the corner to catch his breath and recover a bit from his wounds. Vince gets on his hands and knees and crawls over to Italiano and..ooooh, that gotta hurt, a blatant low blow by Vince, the ref didn't see it!

Duo: And now Vince pulls a Mac Stunner out of nowhere! Italiano is down and probably out! But now Cloud is climbing up the cage! He's standing on the top of the cage! Vince pins Italiano! One! Two! I don't believe what I just saw! Cloud just made a suicide dive onto the referee! Vince can't believe his eyes! Cloud gets up and slams the shcked man's head into the cage! Now he gets out of the cage! Italiano shakes the cobwebs out, and locks a figure four lock on Vince! Vince is tapping, but the ref is out!

Cloud looks back, and climbs back into the cage. He uses a Cure materia to revive the ref! The ref sees Vince tapping and calls the match!

Boo: Vince has tapped out! Vince has tapped out! the VWF wins! The VWF wins! Vince can't touch us!

Chanceys run out and attend to the warriors as the cage is lifted. But one more walks out!

Duo: It's Bowser!

Bowser walks down wearing a red shirt with a yellow sickle and hammer logo on it. He decks Vince! Now he raises Italiano's hand! No! He lifts Italiano into a gorilla press slam! He garbs a mike!

Bowser:(with a fake Russian accent) The time has come for a Bowser Revolution!

Boo: That's all we have time for! Tune in later to see what will happen next!