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My Quotes DOWNLOAD"I lust for many things, but if you fetch me a chocolate bar, my needs will be satisfied for the moment." "We know more about the moon than we do about ourselves. People can say that the moon is made out of cheese. That still doesn't mean they're right." "I'll be nicer when you get smarter." "You think you live on the edge? Well then, I fell off a long time ago." "I know the rules. They just don't apply to me." "Furnulum pani nolo. 'I don't want a toaster.'" Quotes by FRIENDS "He's gonna murder me while I sleep. 'What now bitch? What now?' Not now..I'm dead." - Kisten, on the phone talking about Janos"And then he told me, 'I'm sorry. God said I can't date you anymore.' and then I was like 'Well, I don't like your God.'" - Elaine talking about one of her ex-boyfriends and his excuses to stop dating her "I want to cuddle you on a bed of nails, and then make love accordingly." - Ashley R, while we were discussing Travis's sadistic yet romantic nature during lunch. "Hairloss is the most common disease in the American pubic." - Clay on his disease report in Biology (what happens when you leave the 'l' out of pubLic) "The American Association for 'Pubic' Security states.." - Mrs. Moore talking about another instance where the 'l' escaped from pubLic Famous People "Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them." - Dr. Suess"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick "A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation." - Saki "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Einstein "Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings." - Ed Gardener Other Places "Don't bother closing your eyes. What you see isn't half as disturbing as what you don't." - Silent Hill 3"Carpe Diem." Sieze the Day - Dead Poets Society "1. I have not committed the ultimate act of nihilism. I have not killed the Queen. 1. Yet." - Grendel "She had enough PCP in her to kill a small...water buffalo!" "...Water buffalo?" "I tire of saying 'small horse'." - Duckie (NCIS) "How long do you think it would take for someone to die from being repeatedly stapled?" "It's not worth it. I don't want to visit you in jail." "But I look good in orange." "You look like a cadaver in orange." - Marian & Eric (One Degree of Separation by Karin Kallmaker) Bumper Stickers "Where are we going...and why am I in this handbasket?" - Seen Summer 2004 in Asheville with Colette and my mom"Your kid may be a honors student, but you're still an idiot." - Also seen in Asheville GaiaOnline Ukyo-chan: I believe I have just beenThe Infamous FoxMan: You just possibly couldn't have been It's hawt as a LilBlueMoonCricket404: You bad little rain cloud. Funuki: That r me. :] Farferalloie: No, you're a hurricane. Funuki: Oh yes. :O Am I Hurricane FunFun tomorrow? :3 Farferalloie: Oh yes I edited that post: No, you're a hurricane. As in one big bad ass spiraling rain cloud Funuki: Yes, I am one big badass rain cloud that spirals. Ohoho. >:3 Farferalloie: And the poor Floridians are going to have their homes torn apart for like the tenth time.
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