It was Thanksgiving, AC 197. All the Gundam Pilots and their friends were at the party held in Relena's and Zech's mansion. Relena had also invited Lady Une and Mariemaia, because she felt they shouldn't spend Thanksgiving alone. Things were going well, until...

"AHHHH!! That was COLD!" screamed a drenched Duo.

Mariemaia and Yuri struggled to hold their laughter in. "Gomen ne Duo!" both exclaimed.

Duo had a mischievous and evil glint in his eyes. He motioned for the two to lean over.

"Doshite?" Yuri asked suspiciously. She had known Duo a very long time, and knew he liked revenge.

"Because, look at Wufei just..sitting there. He looks like he's analyzing everyone."

A giggle came from Mariemaia. "Ya, and he's probably stuck on your personality."

Duo stuck his tongue out and continued, "Anyway, my point is it's time to pull a gag on him. So, do the two of you have any perfume or whatever?"

The two girls searched through their bags for atleast ten minutes, during which Duo sweatdropped at how much stuff they brought.

"I've got a small bottle of green apple body spray." announced Yuri.

"And I have mint-scented lotion."

Duo grinned like a Cheshire cat. "Perfect! Now let's go ask for a big pot. I've got a bottle of almond shampoo right here."

"You...brought shampoo? Almond?" Mariemaia looked at him strangely.

"He's Duo, don't ask. Hey, wait! Almond? That's mine! Have you been going through my bathroom, again?!"

*shrug* "We live in the same apartment. So-"

"You two live in the same apartment?! Do you share a bedroom also?!" screeched an astonished Mariemaia.

Everyone looked over, and the three blushed. Then, Heero and Relena went back to whispering things, Zechs and Noin resumed their cuddling, Lady Une and Sally continued gossiping with Catherine, Trowa and Quatre finished their duet, Hilde and her fiance were nowhere to be found in the first place, and Wufei…well, he was still analyzing.

"Um you know what you're still too young to know about this so just forget you ever heard me mention it kay?"

"Yuri the kid's been through war! What's this compared to that?"

"Duo!! Anyway Mariemaia, it's not like we do anything. Atleast I don't." She tugged hard on Duo's long braid.

"ITAIII! Well you *like* the things I do! Admit it."

At this, Yuri turned a deep shade of scarlet and shook her head furiously. "Iie!! I do not! I'm innocent! You're the one that teases me by walking around with only a pair of boxers…boxers that you look very good in but-eep!" She clasped her hand to her mouth.

All the while Mariemaia just looked back and forth with interest.

***Heero and Relena***

"Oh, Heero.."

"Aishiteru Relena…"

A pair of lips met another, softlly and sweetly.

-Ten minutes later-

*still kissing*

*author walks up to the lip-locked couple*

"Ok, you two know I love the idea of your relationship, but you've been kissing for ten freakin' minutes!! Hey, are you two listening?! Listen to me! Yamete! I've got a nine year old little girl over there! Well she's glued to whatever Duo and my alternate universe me are saying but that's not my point!"

Heero broke away long enough to say, "So, take her out of the story."

The author fumed and stalked off muttering some profanities. She stopped by Wufei before going out the door, and whispered, "Ohhhh Wufie!"

This produced a very angry reaction from Wufei. She shrugged and exited, trying to come up with an evil plot for Heero in her next fic.

A cup of tea came flying and landed on her head.

"MISS Wufei you better watch your back from now on!! This was a new outfit!"

At the last house down the street, a loud "KISAMA!!" could be heard, thanks to Wufei.

Relena and Heero? They were *still* kissing.

***Noin and Zechs***

"Zechs you are adorable!"

"No, Noin. You are."

"Zech's you're wrong. You are."

"No, you!"

"You!!"

"You!!!"

They stopped and looked at each other.

"What were we fighting about hunnie?" asked Noin.

"I don't know!"

*kiss, kiss*

*far off in the real world, the author sweatdropped and put her head in her hands out of exasperation*

***Sally, Lady Une, and Catherine***

"So, then she said -mumble mumble- and so he -mumble mumble-!" exclaimed Catherine.

Sally pretended to look surprised, but she had no idea who Catherine was talking about. "No! Really?"

"Mm-hmm! Can you believe the nerve of that woman! He's got to be a baka to stay with her! Of course, not every circus brings up people like her. Look at me, I don't nag or cheat on someone I love! So yea anyway…" Catherine rambled on about what else she did to him and who said what…

Sally and Lady Une exchanged similar looks that plainly said, "Is she ever going to shut up? And *snicker*, poor Trowa having to live with a sister like her!"

Wanna know what Hilde and Alex were doing the whole time? Well…

"Hilde sweety are you -sure- we won't get caught?" a nervous Alex asked.

"Shh, Lex, I'm sure. Duo's tought me how to break into locked rooms. That's what you benefit from spending time with a Gundam pilot."

"…You really didn't do anything with him?"

"No I didn't! Now please be quiet before we get caught!"

The two sneaked into the main control room, where all the security cameras were connected to. There were no guards there that night for some reason.

*stiffled laughter* "Lex! Look at what Yuri and Mariemaia did to Duo! He looks like a web puppy now."

"Those two sure are lively, just like you!"

*smile* "Aishiteru Lex!"

*author does not feel like writing a romantic scene right now, so…moving one..*

"Ooooh…and what are Relena and Heero doing? Hmm…"

The petite girl pressed the 'zoom in' button on the panel. The camera made a noise and then,

"Oh, Heero.."

"Aishiteru, Relena…"

Two heads with wide open mouths gaped at the screen. Did they just hear Heero, the perfect-emotionless-suicidal-I-want-to-kill-everything-in-my-site-soldier say 'I love you'? No way!"

*author: believe it. Just believe it. Plenty of other fics show him saying 'aishiteru' so just get used to it already!*

Hilde and Alex looked up. Jeez…what was her problem? PMS…

*author: Nani?! I'm fine I tell you!! But those two need to stop kissing. Now!!*

The engaged couple decided it really wasn't worth staying in the same room with a mad author just to spy on their friends. They turned and fled down the hall, while maniacal laughter filled the empty room..It abruptly stops because the author realized she has better things to do than act insane.

***Dinner time***

"Hey Wu-man, what part of the turkey do you want?" came the inquiry from Duo, who, to everyone's amazement, was allowed to carve the turkey.

"Injustice! I should have been the one to murder the turkey!"

"Murder..?" was everyone's thought.

The table was filled with laughter and conversation. Everybody was happy and enjoying his/her self. Zechs and Noin were feeding each other. Mariemaia found this entertaining until she looked over to Wufei and Sally.

"Come on Wufie, have some cranberry sauce! It's really sweet."

"Onna, get that out of my face! And curse that author for calling me that!! I demand you get that disgusting, store-bought, red glob out of my face!"

Just then the bell rang.

Yuri jumped up. "Hey! That must be my friend Kylar! I'll go get the door."

-Few minutes later-

"Everyone, this is my friend Kylar. Kylar, you know Duo already and you should recognize Relena and Zechs. Now, that's Lady Une, Mariemaia, Trowa, Catherine, Quatre, Heero, Hilde, Hilde's fiance Alex, Sally, and," she rushed out the last part, "WuFIE thejusticefreak!"

"Nice to meet everyone!" Kylar sat down next to Yuri.

Wufei looked ready to explode, even more so when Sally kissed him teasingly on the cheek. But dinner went on, with outbursts from time to time because everyone started calling Wufei "Wufie".

***Dessert time***

There was pumpkin pie, made by Yuri. It looked delicious, and everyone was eager to dig in. Except Wufei, that is.

"Maxwell, you had something to do with this pie. I refuse to eat it."

"Aw Wu-man, Yuri made it. There's nothing wrong with it." Duo ate a bite to prove his point.

"You're immune to whatever you put in it."

"Are you afraid?"

Wufei felt that Duo was making a fool out of him, so he grabbed a plate and ate the whole thing.

-few plates later..-

"I love -hic- you, you love me -hic-, we're all -hic- one big family! With a great big -hic- hug from me to you -hic-, won't you say you -hic- love me too!" Wufei grabbed Sally and kissed her.

"EW! Chang Wufei what do you think you're doing?? Duo you spiked the pie, didn't you?" (AN: I know, spike the pie? "Kylar" came up with it..)

Duo snickered. "Yuri was in on it too, you know. Otherwise how do you think I got the Vodka in? Congrats, Yuri, on your first scam! Now, let's go get that pot and mix in the shampoo, lotion, and body spray!"

The trio, Duo, Mariemaia, and Yuri, marched into the kitchen to borrow a pot from the cook. They dumped the contents in, and stirred it with a big, wooden spoon.

They then proceeded to go back to the huge living room, and Duo stripped Wufei of his shirt.

"Maxwell? -hic- I love you! -hic-"

"Ew..how much of the pie did you eat? Your breath stinks.." He waved his hand to clear the air.

"Me? I donno! -hic- Look, twin Duos! Weeeee! -hic-" *frown* "Where's my eli-phant? Bubbaloo? -hic- Where are you Bubbaloo? I love you Bubbaloo come back!! Oh, Nataku? I wasn't -hic- cheating on you, I swear! I'm not -hic- worthy of you! Please -hic- stomp me into a pancake -hic- now!"

Duo laughed. "Eh, Wufie. TROWA stole Bubbaloo and fed it to the LION."

Wufei stared at him. "Bubbaloo? Lion? -hic- I wan(AN: not a typo.) my Bubbaloo!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He started sobbing.

"More than I expected, but hey this is funny too!"

The trio dumped the liquid in the pot onto Wufei.

"Hey, Relena! Do you have any feathers?"

Relena looked at Duo curiously. "Yes I do..do you need some?"

Nod.

The ex-Queen of the world brought back a bag of fake feathers. Everyone caught on to what Duo wanted to do, and grabbed a handful of colorful feathers.

By the end of that, the whole top half of Wufei was very gaudy looking. And Wufei, being drunk, was flapping his arms, running around, and making chicken noises. With hiccups, of course. Kylar took out her video camera and started taping.

"We shouldn't make him do that you guys!" Quatre spoke up, but nobody listened. He shrugged and joined in.

So, that was their Thanksgiving that year. What did they do with the tape of Wufei? Two words, blackmail and re-runs...Wufei was mortified for the rest of his life needless to say.