If you give Santa a hat he will ask for a sleigh.  If you give him a sleigh he will ask for reindeer.  And if you give him reindeer he will ask for a hug goodbye.  And if you give him a hug goodbye he’ll ask for a glass of milk for on the road.  And if you give him a glass of milk when he is flying the sled he’ll lose his hat.  And if he loses his hat he’ll come back and ask for another one.

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If you get a mouse a present he would want wrapping paper.  And if you get him wrapping paper he would want you to wrap it up.  And if you wrap it up he would want to open it.  And if he opens it up he would expect you to clean it up.  And if you clean it up he would want another one.

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If you give a snowman a magic hat he will come alive.  If he comes alive he will want to go to the Mississippi River.  And if he goes to the Mississippi River he will want to play a video game.  And if he plays a video game he will want to play karate.  And if he plays karate you will kick his hat off.  And if you kick his hat off he will want a magic hat.

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If you give a gift to a goblin he will want more.  And if he wants more you will have to go buy him more.  And if you go buy him more he will want to go with you.  And if he goes with you they will not let him in.  And if they don’t let him in he will cry.  And if he cries I will feel sad.  And if I feel sad I will cry too.  And if I cry too I will want presents too.

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If you give Santa pop he will drink it.  And if he drinks the pop he will want some cookies.  And if he eats the cookies he will want a paper towel.  And if you give him a paper towel he will want to wash his face.  And if he washes his face he will want some pop.  And if you give him some pop he will want some cookies.

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If you give a penguin a scarf he’ll want a hat to go with it.  And if you get him a hat he’ll want to look in the mirror.  And if he looks in the mirror he’ll see his Christmas suit and want to go outside.  And if he goes outside he’ll want to make snow angels.  And if he makes snow angels he’ll want to make a fort.  And if he makes a fort he’ll probably want some snowballs to go with it.  And if he makes snowballs he will want a snowball fight.  And if he has a snowball fight he will get cold and want to go inside.  And if he goes inside he’ll probably want to cover up.  And if he covers up he’ll see some paper.  And if he sees some wrapping paper he’ll want to wrap some presents.  And if he wraps presents he’ll see there is no tree.  And if he sees there’s no tree he’ll probably want to go and buy one.  And if he buys a tree he’ll want to decorate it.  And if he decorates it he’ll probably get tired.  And if he gets tired you’ll probably let him go to bed.
 

If you bring a snowman to life he will want a Santa hat.  And if you give him a Santa hat he will want a Santa suit.  And if you give him a Santa suit he will want to go outside and play in the snow.  If he goes outside and plays in the snow he will want to have a snowball fight.  And if he has a snowball fight he will want to have a friend.  If you give him a friend he will get too hot and want to go inside and into the refrigerator.  If he goes into the refrigerator he will want something to eat.  If he gets something to eat he will get tired and go to bed.  And if he goes to bed he will change into a regular snowman.  And if he changes into a regular snowman he will want to come back to life….

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If you give a cat a house he will want a Christmas tree.  And if you give a cat a Christmas tree he will want some ornaments.  And if you give a cat ornaments now he will want some presents.  And if you give a cat some presents he will want to buy them.  And if you let him buy them he will want to go to the store.  If he goes to the store he will see lots of houses. And if he sees lots of houses he will want a house.  And if he give a cat a house he will want a Christmas tree.

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If you give a cat a present she would want to open it.  If you let her open it she would want to play with it.  If you let her play with it she would get tired.  If you let her take a nap she would get up again.  If she got up again she would want to go to the store.  If she went to the store she would see a ball.  If she saw a ball she would want to go home and play with her present.

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If you teach a reindeer how to fly he will need help to go in the air.  And if you help him go in the air he will fall.  And if he falls he will hurt his funny bone.  And if he hurts his funny bone he will have a broken leg.  And if he breaks his leg he will want a cast.  And if you get him a cast he will want Santa to sign it.  And if Santa signs it he will try to run to get back in shape.  And if he gets back in shape he can take his cast off.  And if the cast is off Santa will ask him to join him and Donner and Blitzen and Cupid.

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If you give a snowman a nose he will want a hat.  And if you give him a hat he will want some rocks for his buttons.  And if you give him some rocks for his buttons he will want rocks for his eyes.  And if you give him rocks for his eyes he will want a carrot nose.

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If you get a gift for a reindeer he will take you for a ride.  And if you go for a ride he will want a drink.  And if you give him a drink he will play with you all day.  And if he plays with you all day he will want some cookies.  And if you give him some cookies he will want to draw some pictures.  And if he draws some pictures of a snowman he will want to make a real snowman.  And if he makes a real snowman he will need 3 balls a big one, a medium one and a small one.  And if he makes a snowman he will leave it outside and take you back home.

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If you give Santa a cookie he’s gonna want milk.  If you give Santa milk he’s gonna want a mirror to see if he has a milk mustache.  If you give Santa a mirror he’s gonna want a trim.  If you give Santa a trim he’s gonna want to cut watermelon.  If you let him cut watermelon it will remind him of a cookie.

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If you give Santa milk and cookies he will want to take a nap.  And if he takes a nap he will sleepwalk.  And if he sleepwalks he will hurt himself.  And if he hurts himself he will want to go to the hospital.  And if he goes to the hospital he will get hungry.  And if he gets hungry you will have to give him a hot dog.  And if you give him a hot dog he will want a drink with it.  And if he gets a drink with it it will taste bad.  And if it tastes bad he will cry.  And if he cries you will have to cheer him up.  And if you cheer him up you will have to get him a present.  And if you get him a present it will have to be white.  And if it is white that will remind him of milk.  And if you give him milk he will want a whole box of cookies.

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If you give Santa a sleigh  he'll want reindeer.  And if you give Santa reindeer, he will want a bag.  And if you give Santa a bag, he'll want a hat.  And if you give Santa a hat, he'll want a sleigh.

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If you give Santa a cookies he will ask for milk.  If you give him milk he will want to take a nap.  If he wants to take a nap he will want a bedtime story.  If you read him a bedtime story he will want to see the pictures.  If you show him the pictures he will want to draw a picture.  If he draws a picture he will want to hang it up on the freezer.  If he hangs the picture up on the freezer he will want milk.  If you give him milk he will want cookies.

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If you give Santa cheese, he will want a pickle.  If you give Santa a pickle, he will eat it and want pickle juice to drink.  If he drinks the pickle juice, he will want another pickle.  And if he eats another pickle, he will want to drink the pickle juice...

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