Line Suggestions and Credits
Line suggestion by: Akimbo
Beretta: Massif, Witless Boob: Gman611, Thanatos
03
- Office Complex ==> Cheese Is Good
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Thanatos:
c1a2_sci_lounge.wav
"Hee Hee! That stupid idiot got
caught in that Barnacle by me! What a genius I am! And your such a little
butthole! Why don't you turn off the lights and let me eat your warm apple
pie? And lend me 5 bucks for the late porno movie, you sick little freak!
GO AWAY NOW!"
Massif:
c1a2_sci_darkroom.wav
"Ahh! Gordon, what are you doing
down here?!? I was just um.. erm.. oh that Playboy Magazine? I swear the
pages were stuck together when I got here!!"
04
- "We've Got Hostiles" ==> Freeman's Man-Panties
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Massif:
c1a3_sci_1man.wav
"Kill me! Kill me! I'm an expendable
crew member like those guys from Star Trek!"
"Take me and I'll show you where
they keep the Britney Spears clones!"
c1a3_sci_silo1a.wav
"Jeepers Creepers man! Put down
your jelly donut and open the doors or we're all in for a severe spanking!"
c1a3_sci_silo2a.wav
"Sweet baby Jesus! That's gotta
smart!"
c1a3_sci_atlast.wav
"Oh chickenpoopy, you're going
to shoot me aren't you?"
c1a3_sci_team.wav
"Don't shoot! I'm a member of the
shriners! (doesn't make sense but senseless is cool)"
c1a4_sci_trust.wav
"Well, so much for those burley
military boys. Their idea of containment is to steal our glasses and guide
us to the zap-o-matic! Judging from those panties you're wearing, I'd
say you tried to get on their good side? Eh? Now look...if anyone can
end this catastrophe, it's Superman! He can jump over tall buildings in
a single bound! He's faster than a speeding bullet! and so forth and so
forth.. (ahem) But since he's not available, I suppose those Lambda boobs
will do the trick. I can't tell you how to get there because I vowed not
to when I took the secret boy scout oath. Anyways, if you can make it
through the spank machine and automated poop extractors, you might be
able to.. ah forget it.. you're doomed!"
hg_sucks.wav
"Moses Smell the Roses! Those scientists
are feisty! One of them tried to bite me in my no-no spot!"
Thanatos:
c1a3_sci_silo1a.wav
"For god's prick! Open the @#%$ing
door! They're here to give you the cooties and they're going to touch
our asses!"
"@#%$IT you little girlie! You
can't even fight like a man! PUNCH HIM! YEAH!"
c1a3_sci_silo1a.wav
"ILL SAVE YOU ALL! IM GONNA BE
A HERO! A HERO!! A HER-UH-OH!!
05 - "Blast
Pit" ==> Thingies
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Akimbo Beretta:
c1a4_ba_octo1.wav
"Let's settle our differences in
a rational non-violent way...Mmmkay?" (the counsellor from South Park)
06 - Power
Up ==> Push The Big Red Button.. No, You Fool! Not That One!
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Spyrano:
c2a1_ba_hub1a.wav
"Mister.......you look like the
adventurous type.....how's about turning the power on? <Groan> That
train will take you straight to the surface. <Wailing> Well not
exactly in a straight line, more like a scenic tour route. I'd go myself...but
I tripped over a soggy cruton and can't get up! Also...that rogue clown
flailed a spatula at me....." <OOrrgg Gloiiden Glaven>
Massif:
c2a1_ba_hub2a.wav
"Mister, you look like a suicidal...erm....adventurous
type..."
"Why am I lying on the ground like
this? Well, to tell you the truth, I tore a hole in my underoos and I'm
afraid one of those little buggers out there is going to try and violate
me! I'd help you, but I'm not too sure about you scientist types either.
I mean, with the lack of women down here, who knows what kind of things
people will resort to..."
07
- On A Rail ==> CHOO-CHOO
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Spyrano:
hg_civvies.wav
I didn't sign on for this type
of trauma! Monsters, sure. But rogue clown flailing spatulas?!
Massif:
c2a2_ba_launch.wav
Freeman, I've been dreaming about....errr...waiting
for you! One of your scientist pals said to give you a kiss and a pat
on the bum... I didn't think to ask him why, but I'm sure he's got his
reasons... You WERE supposed to take this old rail system up to some kind
of satellite delivery rocket, but I've got a little secret that I think
you might be interested in...it's called sv_cheats 1...you can skip right
through this whole thing! Hell you could go straight to the big mother
boss if ya...*ahem* I'm sorry, my superiors don't want me talking about
this... I don't know where this rocket is, and the old guy was so worried
about getting out of here with his underoos intact he didn't tell me.
He said something about a Lambda team...yadda yadda yadda...save the world...blah
blah blah...I kinda stopped listening after a while...my mind wandered
to more important matters...like...the stunning conclusion to last weeks
episode of the Young and the Restless! Can you believe that hussy Claire
could sleep with Rex AND his comatosed twin brother!?!
Gman611:
laugh for the horror noise
-I like that ;)
Mei-Ling:
adding the female voice to the
horror laughter
Amanda:
helped out with the grunt conversation
Sound Effects:
{zipdown, slide whistle} TEG's Sound
Files
<http://www.peak.org/~ptv/wavs.html>
{psycho, boing, spring, moo} The Pocket
Internet - Sound Effects Sounds Page <http://www.thepocket.com/waveffects.htm>
08
- Apprehension ==> F34R MY M4D 5K1ll5
SUGGESTIONS USED
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Ben Hollingbery (ben_hollingbery@hotmail.com)
G1: "My private is 10 meters"
G2: "My private is 30 meters"
VOX: "Please that at Freeman. It is a biohazard"
Gs: <laughter>
Gx: "Oh that is shit"
SUGGESTIONS RECEIVED
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Operative Velociraptor
c2a3_ba_assn.wav
Hey, Freeman right? Ive got a...oh my god are those
pink man panties you wearin (gets "whacked")
And for when you get knocked out... (this would
be creepy)
c2a3_ambush_fx.wav
(lights go out)*this is important, say this in
your creepiest voice* I love you, you love me, were a happy family* (slowly
fading off until this point when it stops)
Grunt-dragging scene:
When the grunts start laughing while they're dragging
you off...replace the laughter with this...
Hahahahha hahahaha hah*cough**cough**cough*ha*cough*
... I gotta quit smoking....
Gman611
c2a3_ba_assn.wav
The answer is 42, so the question must be-" BLAM!
"Gazpacho soup... *gurgle*"
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