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I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather..
..Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. |
She drank what was, without a doubt, the worst cup of
coffee she had
ever had in her life. When she got to the bottom, she saw
three of
those little green army men in the cup. She said, "Honey,
can you tell
me why there are little army men in my coffee?"
Her grandson grinned and said, "Grandma, don't you know
what they say
on TV? 'The best part of waking up is soldiers in your
cup!'"
The human mind is like an umbrella
