MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
THE UNOFFICIAL EPISODE GUIDE

SEASON TWO: 1990-1991


201- ROCKETSHIP X-M

First shown: 9/22/90
Opening: New look for the SOL and Crow has a toothache
Invention exchange: Servo's new voice, introduction of TV's Frank, Drum exoskeleton (BGC-19)
Host segment 1: Salute to the press corps of Rocketship X-M
Host segment 2: Zero gravity humor lesson
Host segment 3: "What's your dream?..." & a visiting space vixen
End: Complaining about type of movie shown, letter, Frank learning how to push the button

202- THE SIDEHACKERS

First shown: 9/29/90
Opening: Cleaning day
Invention exchange: Joel's live slinky Gretchen, Dr. Forrester's slinky body
Host segment 1: The Sidehackers song
Host segment 2: Terminology for the sport of sidehacking
Host segment 3: "The magnificent Rommel" & JC visits
End: Song: "Only Love Pads the Film," letters, Frank "will" push the button

203- JUNGLE GODDESS
with short: "THE PHANTOM CREEPS" PT 1

First shown: 10/6/90
Opening: Playing hide and seek with the universe
Invention exchange: Radio controlled circular saw, Dr. Forrester's head sax
Host segment 1: Bela's OK Discoveries
Host segment 2: Binocular matte lesson
Host segment 3: Visit from some White Devils
End: "My White Goddess" skit, thanking the audience, letters, Frank echoing Dr. F.

204- CATALINA CAPER

First shown: 10/13/90
Opening: Saying prayers before bedtime
Invention exchange: 'Tank' tops, Tickle bazooka
Host segment 1: Joel remembers the 60's
Host segment 2: Tom sings about his "Creepy Girl"
Host segment 3: TV'S Frank having a Tupperware party in Deep 13
End: Charting the film, letter from newlyweds

205- ROCKET ATTACK USA
with short: "THE PHANTOM CREEPS" PT 2

First shown: 10/27/90
Opening: Tom's new 'do
Invention exchange: Candy adding machine, water-polo foosball
Host segment 1: The Charlie McCarthey era
Host segment 2: Nuclear quiz show
Host segment 3: A visit from Joel's Russian counterpart.
End: Complaining about the movie, letter, Dr. F. glad Joel's upset
Stinger: "Help me."

206- THE RING OF TERROR
with short: "THE PHANTOM CREEPS" PT 3 (after the film)

First shown: 11/3/90
Opening: Crow and Tom fool Joel into thinking its Movie Sign
Invention exchange: Life-size Operation, Bodily functions pinball (pin-bolus)
Host segment 1: The Old School
Host segment 2: Autopsy of Mr. Hoover
Host segment 3: Trying to think of something good about the movie for RAM chips
End: Bummed out about the short, Frank sings "If Chauffeur's Ruled the World"
Stinger: "Weird. That's the word for it. Weird."

207- WILD REBELS

First shown: 11/17/90
Opening: Gypsy is depressed
Invention exchange: Hobby hogs, 3D pizza & pizza lunch box
Host segment 1: Intellectual bikers
Host segment 2: Wild Rebels cereal commercial
Host segment 3: Joel serenades Gypsy (like in the movie)
End: Celebrating living through the movie, letter, putting Frank down for the night
Stinger: None

208- LOST CONTINENT

First shown: 11/24/90
Opening: In the locker gearing up for the big game
Invention exchange: Frank demonstrates some exercise variations
Host segment 1: Ward Cleaver, A Horseman of the Apocalypse visits
Host segment 2: "The Explorers" skit
Host segment 3: The Cool Thing outside the Satellite Of Love
End: Analyzing the movie, letter
Stinger: "Well, thanks for straightening the whole thing out..."

209- THE HELLCATS

First shown: 12/8/90
Opening: Everyone on the SOL have colds. Invention exchange: Sign language translator, & "NOOOO!"
Host segment 1: Flashbacks: Tom: Doing William Shatner with the crawling hand (from #106)
Host segment 2: Crow: Zero gravity humor lesson (from #201)
Host segment 3: Joel: Binocular matte lesson (from #203)
End: Gypsy's diary entry, letter, all get emotional (even the Mads)
Stinger: Trumpeter gets dunked

210- KING DINOSAUR
with short: "X MARKS THE SPOT"

First shown: 12/22/90
Opening: Beat poetry.
Invention exchange: Dr. F. is the Pocket Scientist, Incredible stinky sweat socks (works every time!)
Host segment 1: Crow wrestles with his politically correct duties
Host segment 2: "Joey the Lemur"
Host segment 3: "Emotional Scientist" skit
End: Joel wants to talk about Lippert, Crow and Tom don't, the theramin, letter, Frank uses his head to push the button
Stinger: Gator wrestling aftermath

211- FIRST SPACESHIP ON VENUS

First shown: 12/29/90
Opening: Adjusting Servo's sarcasm sequencer
Invention exchange: Junk drawers (Mads has TV'S Fish!)
Host segment 1: Crow and Tom display their robot to Joel
Host segment 2: Match Game '78, Crow and Tom deal with a visiting gorilla
Host segment 3: A commercial about KLACK
End: Judging the film, Tom explodes, letters & Dr. F. is sick
Stinger: Alphabet people waving good-bye

212- GODZILLA VS. MEGALON

First shown: 1/19/91
Opening: Morning magazine show
Invention exchange: Easy to make Halloween costumes
Host segment 1: Crow and Tom describe their monsters to Joel
Host segment 2: "Rex Dart, Eskimo Spy"
Host segment 3: Dysfunctional popcorn commercial sketch
End: Crow and Tom with new arms, Jet Jaguar fight song, Mads with Nintendo
Stinger: Godzilla takes the plunge

213- GODZILLA VS. THE SEA MONSTER>

First shown: 2/2/91
Opening: Joel reads the Velveteen Rabbit to Crow and Tom
Invention exchange: Guitar variations: Mind controlled, Dog squeak toy
Host segment 1: The Godzilla Genealogy Bop
Host segment 2: Joel succumbs to space madness & makes models
Host segment 3: Crow and Tom are spoofing the twins, then they meet Mothra!
End: What actors said or didn't say, Cool Thing entries, Why the Mads end the experiment the way they do
Stinger: After the big dance, everyone bows down before Mothra!