The Stumbled Upon Love Romance

I love you Larry Krone, well
At least that is what my pencil
Tells me.
The one I found walking from Sixth Street
To Elm. Who are you
Larry Krone? Some lover-boy?
Rich and pompous,
Shy and meek? Maybe all. Have
You ever seen the light in the
Tunnel Larry Krone? Have you
Ever thought that your
Next breath is your last?
Are you like me Larry Krone?
I bet everything that I've got
That you Larry Krone are the man
Of my dreams whatever that
Means. They say that everyone has
A dream guy. Well you're
Mine. You're everything that I look for.
Larry Krone I love you though
We have never met
And even though the chances
Of you being real are teensy, I love
You. I found the pencil on Sixth Street
On my way to Elm. Probably some
Short pimple faced fourteen
Year old school tramp
Dropped it. What does she know
About love?
I wasn't looking for anything,
But I found you Larry Krone.
I know you're wonderful
So sweet with kisses,
So tender with words. Though I
Haven't laid eyes
On you Larry Krone, I know you
Have soft grey eyes, long
Skinny fingers, the kind that
Give those arousing, stimulating,
Justifiable back rubs.
I love you Larry Krone.
Will
You
Marry
Me
?

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