This stories are such crap though. Some of the ideas are ok, and then again... they are such crap. :) The first one I read is a knock-off idea of "Charmed". This one I started to read is some crap about the BSB, which I hate them now... so that's no good. Oh god, it makes me wanna gag... I hate how I used to be... so "in love" with those idiots... O.o!
::pauses:: Hmm... this might be interesting...::laughs evilly:: Oh this is great.. I have to write it out.
Yes, I've always had anger problems. :) This story just goes to show that.
Then there's a story that problem got it's roots from Laurell K. Hamilton. (something with vampires, were- animals, and witches; yep... definitely Anita Blakeish.) Ok... then a story idea for a sequal to my one Fargon story which isn't done... and probably never will be... ::sheepish grin:: But I'm working on that during spring break... so hopefully I get somewhere...
Hmm... an IM conversation between Karen's brother and Hikaru and I... I shall put this on here as well... it's funny... :)
HM= Hikaru and I
JB= Karen's brother
[ME= Stupid comments made by me now.. :)]
HM: Jon this Deb, I'm on Annette's screen name
[ME: What horrible grammar. What the fuck was the matter with me?]
JB: hey debby deb
JB: whussup
JB: how u been?
[ME: ::shudders:: debby? I don't mind deb... but I hate debby... he's lucky that he's not in town... I'd have gone after him.]
HM: nothing much about to go to the mall, I'm ok been coughing a lot
[ME: wow, bad use of commas... absolutely horrible!]
JB: really? quit eating, um, nevermind
[ME: BASTARD! I don't do shit like that! I'll kill'em!]
HM: no, went to a smashmouth concert thursday screamed a lot
[ME: I think this may have been before I could actually type really fast... yeah... it must have been]
JB: I wanted to be there
JB: I love shashmouth
JB: smash
JB: wasn't that at (insert name of place here.. :P)
[ME: I never answered his question... what a ditz I am..]
HM: I was right in front, the leader kept pointing at me and Annette a lot
JB: I know a katie who went to it
JB: too bad you don't know "the leader's" name! sike, i don't either
[Me: I think he's name is Steve... you'd think I would've looked that up...]
HM: I just can't remember
JB: i'm teasing
JB: tease tease tease
[Me: Really? ::evil grin:: He's a tease, eh? :)]
HM: OH well I'm not I can't remember
JB: say whatup to annette for me
HM: she's right next to me
JB: HI ANNETTE
JB: WHUTUP
HM: HI JON, MY ASS!!
[Me: Well then, that was a particularly low point in the conversation...]
JB: so she's reading over yo shoulder?
JB: her ass is reading over your ass?
[Me: and it get's worse...]
HM: ummm... no
JB: HEEEEHEHE
HM: you would find thatfunn (I do too)
[Me: Yeah.. my dumb ass would... O.o...]
JB: me and g.i. joe are watchin the u-m/msu game
JB: yeah you know me i'm sick like that
[Me: WARNING! some of the next sentence doesn't make sense... O.O!]
HM: I'm reading this rpg thing I got being sick as hell in it too :)
JB: hey do you have an older sister who's single? cuz i'm looking :):):):)
[Me: WARNING! I'm about to make gay references... in about most of what's left of this conversation... be
forewarned! :)]
HM: no unless you count my brothers
JB: i'll pass
HM: oh good I didn't think so unless there's something you're not telling me
JB: but hey, if you like rpg's, that girl i know that went to the the smashmouth concert has a website on rpg's, and you can get to it from my guestbook, her name is stace and she's like the 2nd or 3rd from the bottom entries
[Me: ::out of breath:: that was a lot of damn typing!]
HM: cool, I'm just making this vampire get some right at the moment
JB: if that's a female vamp, send her my way to get some
JB: not that i'm a slut or anything
[Me: Yeah.. right! We all know that's a lie!]
HM: No unless there's really something you're not telling me
HM: it's a guy and he's with a guy were-leopard
[Me: More gay references...]
JB: well... ya know
[Me: O.O!]
HM: really????????
JB: oh it's not a female vampire, damn, well nevermind then
HM: ok I just let him be with his guy now
JB: a gay vampire, eww
[Me: Do I sense homophobicness here?]
HM: no a bi vampire
JB: oh no!
[Me: Yep... I thinks I do...]
HM: he'll stop by tonight
JB: deb, you're almost as sick minded as me, and that says a lot
HM: of course I'm sick-minded I live in the gutter
[Me: Oh yeah... me and that gutter are unseparable (spelling?)]
JB: my mind was born in a gutter
JB: hehehheheh
JB: i just know what i like!
HM: i went to school and it warped my fragile little mind
[Me: oohh.. a cartman quote.. bad!]
JB: college and working at cedar point and being a lear jet mechanic at (insert name here) airport and all the drugs have warped my mind
HM: damn Annette's character won't join the orgy between the vampire and were-leopard
JB: y not? my rpg character would do ANYTHING
[Me: I don't know if he realizes I was still talking about the two guys... or maybe he did.. O.O!]
HM: she says in your dreams and I say yeah that would be it
JB: lol
HM: i thought so!!!!
JB: well i gotta do laundry before this party tonight with this girl i'm kinda going out with, so i'll chat with you two divas later
[Me: uh... divas? when the hell did we become divas? when were we ever divas? I'm scared now!]
HM: bye
JB: :)
[Me: why can't we all just shut up now?]
HM: bye bye bye
JB: ok nsynce, buuuuu buy $$
HM: no give me money!!!
HM: not those bastards
[Me: where's the money then?]
JB: heheh
HM: no seriously I need money I'm a bum
JB: i wanna rob a bank.....
HM: I'll help!!!
JB: work at deja vu, you'll make mucho $$$$
[Me: Wait a sec... isn't deja vu a strip club? I need to check that out...]
[Me: Son of a bitch! It is... Ooohhh... I'm gonna kill him if I ever see him again...]
HM: no mucho ganar dinero
[Me: that's more spanish than I know now..]
JB: i ain't got shit either, but my boss's boss is having me work on his wife's dot com website, so i'm makin a
little dough on the side
HM: I'll just go after a bank thank yo very much
JB: ok, well peace out
HM: bye
JB: i really have to do this laundy!
JB: i want my thongs to smell fresh and clean!
[Me: Uh.. a guy with.. thongs? I feel violated right now..]
HM: fine bye
I'm ending it there... the rest didn't really matter so... funny, correct? And then we have the Curse of the Turtle story... this came from a video short some college students did. It was about a turtle that attacked people... very funny... :) So I made up a story about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attacking people (not the actual ones, the stuffed figures of them that my brother had... :) ) Another weird story... some girl assuming her twin sister's identity... O.o... (I think that came from a romance book I had read... O.o...) Then we have a dysfunctional Sailor Moon story with Hiaggen Dias man! (stolen from a fan fic, I believe)Then another Sailor Moon story, but I had this idea about rewriting the series and having Serena as a druggie and everyone else equally screwed up... :) Then a story about a girl with amnesia... she grows up to be a FBI agent... blah, blah, blah... I don't remember where I got the idea... probably a romance book again...
Then we have the lovely sign I drew. The quote, "For every sprinkle I find, I will kill you", on it and a picture of a monkey shooting a stick figure. (It's sort of cute, a stick figure monkey shooting a gun with his tail) And the monkey is Annette's evil monkey! :) Then there's my lovely conspiracy theory about JFK... which I pulled out of my ass... it involved everyone from CIA, Johnson, down to aliens... :) Very amusing reading...
Now for an important announcement! :)
I'VE GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
::in comes the shampoo men::
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
GOTTA HERBAL IN THE SHOWER,
FOR ANOTHER HALF N' HOUR.
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
NATURAL BOTANICALS.
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
::grins evilly:: My apologies... another thing I found while looking for those pics. I'm just so damn evil... :) I think I'm done writing for now… :)
::sobs:: My poor virgin eyes! Oh the horrors of which I wrote of!