April 5, 2003 10:24:31 PM (EST)

Calmed down some...

I don't really feel a whole lot better, but I'm not really pissed off anymore. ::sigh:: I have a headache at the moment, I've had it since earlier. It went away at one point but came back when I went a little nuts trying to find Jenn's senior pics... which I still can't find by the way. But I did find some interesting things while I was searching. Probably a dollar in change, some old stories I wrote, my 10th grade agenda, and some other stuff.

This stories are such crap though. Some of the ideas are ok, and then again... they are such crap. :) The first one I read is a knock-off idea of "Charmed". This one I started to read is some crap about the BSB, which I hate them now... so that's no good. Oh god, it makes me wanna gag... I hate how I used to be... so "in love" with those idiots... O.o!

::pauses:: Hmm... this might be interesting...::laughs evilly:: Oh this is great.. I have to write it out.

Joseph was being a stupid nosy asshole. He had to pay. He never knew who attacked him. It could've been Deb, or Annette, or both of them. The sniper rifle was shoved up his ass. The trigger was pulled and blood splattered against the ceiling. "Hey! Where's the brains?" "I guess he never had any." Evil laughter filled the room. "That'll teach the stupid bastard." Deb turned to her brother. "Strap him to the roof." Her brother strapped the body to the stolen car. Annette took a gasoline can and soaked the body with gas. Deb pulled out a match and set the body ablaze. Then they waited until the body was dust and they made two special bullets. Then they shot a jackass and a demented pig. Then they put them in Deb's backyard and watched them decompose. Then they made a tombstone that read: "Here lies Joseph. Half Jackass, half Demented Pig."

Yes, I've always had anger problems. :) This story just goes to show that.

Then there's a story that problem got it's roots from Laurell K. Hamilton. (something with vampires, were- animals, and witches; yep... definitely Anita Blakeish.) Ok... then a story idea for a sequal to my one Fargon story which isn't done... and probably never will be... ::sheepish grin:: But I'm working on that during spring break... so hopefully I get somewhere...

Hmm... an IM conversation between Karen's brother and Hikaru and I... I shall put this on here as well... it's funny... :)

HM= Hikaru and I
JB= Karen's brother
[ME= Stupid comments made by me now.. :)]

HM: Jon this Deb, I'm on Annette's screen name
[ME: What horrible grammar. What the fuck was the matter with me?]
JB: hey debby deb
JB: whussup
JB: how u been?
[ME: ::shudders:: debby? I don't mind deb... but I hate debby... he's lucky that he's not in town... I'd have gone after him.]
HM: nothing much about to go to the mall, I'm ok been coughing a lot
[ME: wow, bad use of commas... absolutely horrible!]
JB: really? quit eating, um, nevermind
[ME: BASTARD! I don't do shit like that! I'll kill'em!]
HM: no, went to a smashmouth concert thursday screamed a lot
[ME: I think this may have been before I could actually type really fast... yeah... it must have been]
JB: I wanted to be there
JB: I love shashmouth
JB: smash
JB: wasn't that at (insert name of place here.. :P)
[ME: I never answered his question... what a ditz I am..]
HM: I was right in front, the leader kept pointing at me and Annette a lot
JB: I know a katie who went to it
JB: too bad you don't know "the leader's" name! sike, i don't either
[Me: I think he's name is Steve... you'd think I would've looked that up...]
HM: I just can't remember
JB: i'm teasing
JB: tease tease tease
[Me: Really? ::evil grin:: He's a tease, eh? :)]
HM: OH well I'm not I can't remember
JB: say whatup to annette for me
HM: she's right next to me
JB: HI ANNETTE
JB: WHUTUP
HM: HI JON, MY ASS!!
[Me: Well then, that was a particularly low point in the conversation...]
JB: so she's reading over yo shoulder?
JB: her ass is reading over your ass?
[Me: and it get's worse...]
HM: ummm... no
JB: HEEEEHEHE
HM: you would find thatfunn (I do too)
[Me: Yeah.. my dumb ass would... O.o...]
JB: me and g.i. joe are watchin the u-m/msu game
JB: yeah you know me i'm sick like that
[Me: WARNING! some of the next sentence doesn't make sense... O.O!]
HM: I'm reading this rpg thing I got being sick as hell in it too :)
JB: hey do you have an older sister who's single? cuz i'm looking :):):):)
[Me: WARNING! I'm about to make gay references... in about most of what's left of this conversation... be forewarned! :)]
HM: no unless you count my brothers
JB: i'll pass
HM: oh good I didn't think so unless there's something you're not telling me
JB: but hey, if you like rpg's, that girl i know that went to the the smashmouth concert has a website on rpg's, and you can get to it from my guestbook, her name is stace and she's like the 2nd or 3rd from the bottom entries
[Me: ::out of breath:: that was a lot of damn typing!]
HM: cool, I'm just making this vampire get some right at the moment
JB: if that's a female vamp, send her my way to get some
JB: not that i'm a slut or anything
[Me: Yeah.. right! We all know that's a lie!]
HM: No unless there's really something you're not telling me
HM: it's a guy and he's with a guy were-leopard
[Me: More gay references...]
JB: well... ya know
[Me: O.O!]
HM: really????????
JB: oh it's not a female vampire, damn, well nevermind then
HM: ok I just let him be with his guy now
JB: a gay vampire, eww
[Me: Do I sense homophobicness here?]
HM: no a bi vampire
JB: oh no!
[Me: Yep... I thinks I do...]
HM: he'll stop by tonight
JB: deb, you're almost as sick minded as me, and that says a lot
HM: of course I'm sick-minded I live in the gutter
[Me: Oh yeah... me and that gutter are unseparable (spelling?)]
JB: my mind was born in a gutter
JB: hehehheheh
JB: i just know what i like!
HM: i went to school and it warped my fragile little mind
[Me: oohh.. a cartman quote.. bad!]
JB: college and working at cedar point and being a lear jet mechanic at (insert name here) airport and all the drugs have warped my mind
HM: damn Annette's character won't join the orgy between the vampire and were-leopard
JB: y not? my rpg character would do ANYTHING
[Me: I don't know if he realizes I was still talking about the two guys... or maybe he did.. O.O!]
HM: she says in your dreams and I say yeah that would be it
JB: lol
HM: i thought so!!!!
JB: well i gotta do laundry before this party tonight with this girl i'm kinda going out with, so i'll chat with you two divas later
[Me: uh... divas? when the hell did we become divas? when were we ever divas? I'm scared now!]
HM: bye
JB: :)
[Me: why can't we all just shut up now?]
HM: bye bye bye
JB: ok nsynce, buuuuu buy $$
HM: no give me money!!!
HM: not those bastards
[Me: where's the money then?]
JB: heheh
HM: no seriously I need money I'm a bum
JB: i wanna rob a bank.....
HM: I'll help!!!
JB: work at deja vu, you'll make mucho $$$$
[Me: Wait a sec... isn't deja vu a strip club? I need to check that out...]
[Me: Son of a bitch! It is... Ooohhh... I'm gonna kill him if I ever see him again...]
HM: no mucho ganar dinero
[Me: that's more spanish than I know now..]
JB: i ain't got shit either, but my boss's boss is having me work on his wife's dot com website, so i'm makin a little dough on the side
HM: I'll just go after a bank thank yo very much
JB: ok, well peace out
HM: bye
JB: i really have to do this laundy!
JB: i want my thongs to smell fresh and clean!
[Me: Uh.. a guy with.. thongs? I feel violated right now..]
HM: fine bye

I'm ending it there... the rest didn't really matter so... funny, correct? And then we have the Curse of the Turtle story... this came from a video short some college students did. It was about a turtle that attacked people... very funny... :) So I made up a story about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles attacking people (not the actual ones, the stuffed figures of them that my brother had... :) ) Another weird story... some girl assuming her twin sister's identity... O.o... (I think that came from a romance book I had read... O.o...) Then we have a dysfunctional Sailor Moon story with Hiaggen Dias man! (stolen from a fan fic, I believe)Then another Sailor Moon story, but I had this idea about rewriting the series and having Serena as a druggie and everyone else equally screwed up... :) Then a story about a girl with amnesia... she grows up to be a FBI agent... blah, blah, blah... I don't remember where I got the idea... probably a romance book again...

Then we have the lovely sign I drew. The quote, "For every sprinkle I find, I will kill you", on it and a picture of a monkey shooting a stick figure. (It's sort of cute, a stick figure monkey shooting a gun with his tail) And the monkey is Annette's evil monkey! :) Then there's my lovely conspiracy theory about JFK... which I pulled out of my ass... it involved everyone from CIA, Johnson, down to aliens... :) Very amusing reading...

Now for an important announcement! :)

I'VE GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!

::in comes the shampoo men::
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
GOTTA HERBAL IN THE SHOWER,
FOR ANOTHER HALF N' HOUR.
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!
NATURAL BOTANICALS.
SHE'S GOT THE URGE TO HERBAL!

::grins evilly:: My apologies... another thing I found while looking for those pics. I'm just so damn evil... :) I think I'm done writing for now… :)

::sobs:: My poor virgin eyes! Oh the horrors of which I wrote of!

Wanna go home now?