Welcome to the New Orleans Arena for the 2001 Royal Rumble! Lillian Garcia sings the National Anthem Match One: Woman's Title Match RTC's music hits and Women's Champion Ivory comes down to the ring with Val Venis. The referee refuses to let Venis into the ring, and threatens to throw him out of the building. Not wanting to be kicked out of the Rumble, returns backstage. Ivory grabs a mike: "I have been told I have to defend my title against a mystery opponent tonight. I guess that is supposed to upset me. Unfortunately for my opponent, this isn't true. I fight the good fight, and I will censor all those who oppose morality. Why should I be scared? I ended Chyna's career. Whoever my opponent is, show yourself!" "Don't treat me like a woman" hits and the crowd comes to their feet as Chyna returns to the WWF. Ivory is furious. Chyna stops at the entrance with a mike. "Thought you got rid of me, didn't you, Ivory. Well lucky for you, I have bigger fish to fry tonight, namely Val Venis in the Royal Rumble, so I don't have time for a librarian bitch like you. I did find someone for you to play with though. When I told her she got to fight you, she jumped at the though of ripping you apart. Let me introduce you to your opponent: Tori!" Tori walks out, smiling. She hi fives Chyna and grabs the mike. "Your mine, bitch" She dashes to the ring and the fight is on. Close fight, with Tori taking advantage of Ivory's surprise. However, Ivory soon gets the upper hand, as Tori's ring rust begins to show. Ref is knocked unconscious. Val Venis runs back out and starts pummeling Tori, Chyna comes back with a steel chair, she slams it over Ivory's head and tries to attack Venis, but misses. Venis grabs Ivory and runs away with her over his shoulder, Chyna and Tori close behind. Decision: No Contest, Ivory retains title. Match Two: Tag Team Championship "The mood is about to change hits" and Tazz comes out to the ring. What is he doing here? He comes over to the announce table with JR and King and sits down, grabbing a headset. He tells them that there announcing during the last match was crappy at best, so he figured he'd come out and give them some pointers on how the "a" team does it. "You think you know me" The Tag Team champions, Edge and Christian come out to the ring smiling. "Greetings to all our fans in New Orleans! Tonight we are gonna beat the Dudleys for the 3,285 and a half time and I gotta tell you" They are cut off by the Dudley Boyz entrance music. Buhbuh and D-von high tail it to the ring and go nuts. The bell rings and all four men are going at it as the match starts. Soon it is just Buhbuh and Christian. Very back and forth match with lots of tags. Buhbuh has edge and D-von is on the ropes preparing to do the doomsday device, when edge pushes the ref behind buhbuh. Doomsday device on Christian, but he lands on the ref, knocking him out! Edge has a chair ready and clocks both dudleyz! Christian is up and so is Tazz! What is he doing? Christian hits the impaler on d-von! He goes for the pin. The ref is still groggy! Tazz grabs Christian's leg and pulls him out of the ring. Tazzmission on Christian!!! He throws him back in the ring where buhbuh curls him up for the pin. Ref starts to come to. Onetwo kick out! Edge-o-matic on buhbuh! Onetwo...three!!!!! Winners: Edge and Christian by pinfall. After the match: Tazz gets into the ring and helps the dudleyz beat down the champions. The crowd is shouting, "We want tables!" "D-von" yells buhbuh. "Get the table" D-von pulls two tables out from under the ring and puts them both up in the ring. 3d on edge through the table!!!! Christian tries to escape, but Tazz has him! Tazzplex through the other table! The tag team champions have been decimated! Tazz's music hits as he raises the hands of the two dudleyz in victory. Match Three: Cage Grudge Match Backstage, the ladies are getting ready for the annual Ms. Royal Rumble Contest. A familiar tune hits, and it isn't expected. "Well I'm and ass man!!!!!" Mr. Ass is here and he is ready to kick some ass. He climbs into the caged square. "Cut that filthy music!" Steven is out, flanked by Bull and Goodfather. "Mr Gunn you have been censored by us, and you continue to flaunt your immoral ways. It appears we will have to silence you for good" The stroll down to the ring. Gunn pulls steven into the cage by the shirt collar and they start to go at it. Gunn is absolutely destroying Richards! Stevens offense consists mostly of scrambling half way up the cage before getting pulled off and powerslammed by gunn. After five minutes of carnage, Gunn starts to scale the cage wall. He gets to the top and decides he isn't done. Steven is still groggy and working on getting up. Gunn looks around and motions to the crowd. He jumps. Fame-asser on Richards from the top of the cage!!!! Bull and Godfather have had enough. They savagely attack the referee and open the cage door. Both Richards and Gunn are down. Bull climbs into the ring and helps steven up. Bull puts Richards on his shoulder and goes to carry him out, and the Goodfather slams to door shut on Bulls head. Buchanan fall down onto top of steven. Gunn is up and smiling at Goodfather, who is now in the ring too. He rips his shirt off and roars like a caged animal released from its bonds. Goodfather and Gunn double team Richards and then go after Bull. Val runs down to the ring. It is now 3 on 2. Pimp Drop on Bull! Gunn tries to piledrive bull but is stopped by a Morality Check from steven. Richards falls to his knees in pain. Val grabs him and drags him out of the ring. Winner: Steven Richards. Backstage, Steven and Ivory are leaving. They tell Bull and Val to keep a low profile until the rumble, and then to censor Chyna, permanently. ] Back in the ring, the King has the mike. "Well, it's that time of year! Ms. Royal swimsuit contest! I can't wait! Its gonna be puppies galore! And thankfully, RTC isn't having a good night, so I don't think they will be interrupting our little festivities. Lets introduce our panel of judges! Classy Freddie Blassie!!!!! From his own show on NBC, Drew Carey!!!! Former WWF world champ Bob Backlund!!! And finally, the man of a thousand holds, and I am told he has put a different woman in each Dean Malenko!!!!! Now let me introduce you our girls! |
She can show up in a thong anytime, lets hear it for Lita!!!! How about that horny lil' she devil, Terri! T and A might have broken up as a tag team, but they still fit nicely together on Trish Stratus! She's the girl your mom wants you to bring home, hell shes the girl I wanna bring home Molly Holly! And finally, my personal favorite and yours! Its, that KAT!!!!!!! Ok now everyone place there vote, and we will crown the winner on raw!!!! |
It's time!!!! Are you ready to rumble?????? (I was gonna write this up but that would have been really dumb and boring to read) Rumble entrance order: Eliminated By/When: 1. Malenko 1st 6m by Matt 2. Taka 2nd 7m by Hardcore 3. Tazz 3rd 12m by Val 4. Matt Hardy 22nd 32m by Rikishi 5. Xpac 21st 30m by Jericho 6. Chyna 7th 17m by Test 7. Hardcore 6th 16m by Matt 8. Raven 4th 15m by Hardcore 9. Scotty2Hotty 23rd 32m by Rikishi 10. Val Venis 10th 21m by Scotty 11. Rock 5th 16m by Chyna 12. Bull 16th 24m by Grandmasta 13. Essa Rios 13th 24m by Test 14. Undertaker 9th 18m by Test 15. Godfather 8th 18m by Test 16. Saturn 12th 24m by Bull 17. Jeff Hardy 15th 24m by Blackman 18. Test 19th 28m by K-Kwik 19. Benoit 11th 22m by Essa Rios 20. Grandmasta 20th 30m by Eddie 21. Blackman 24th 34m by Rikishi 22. RoadDogg 14th 24m by Kane 23. Eddie 29th 40m by Jericho 24. Crash 18th 27m by Kane 25. Kane 27th 37m by K-Kwik 26. Farooq 17th 26m by Eddie 27. K-Kwik 28th 37m by Jericho 28. Bradshaw 26th 37m by Eddie 29. Jericho Royal Rumble Winner!!!!!!! 30. Rikishi 25th 36m by Kane Winner, and number one contender for the wwf title at wrestlemania: Chris Jericho!!!!! Points awared: 3 points: Jericho 2 points: Ivory, Steven, Edge, Christian, Angle 1 point: everyone else. The Raw card will be up later today. Results for raw will be posted mon night. I need everyone to im or email or call me and tell me how they want to points distributed by Sunday night. Otherwise I will just add the points to the lowest skill thewrestler has. Also, I will be posting a stable section soon, so let me know if any characters will be joining or forming a stable. |
World Title Match (Angle vs Austin vs HHH) The match is an absolute wreck. There are no alliances, no partners. Kurt manages to stay alive by playing off Austin and HHH's hate for each other and watches as they pound each other into bloody masses. HHH curls up Austin for the pin, so angle pulls him out of the ring. They start to fight, Angle is busted open. Austin tries to stun angle on the announce table but is suplexed through the Spanish announce by the champ, who is pedigreed through the English announce. HHH drags Austin back into the ring and continues to destroy him. Austin is back up, they fight then out of no where, stunner on triple h! He goes for the pin, we could have a new world champ angle breaks up the count. Olympic slam on Austin, he gets a 2 count before hhh breaks the pin up, and sets up the pedigree a second time. Angle counters it and turns it into a second Olympic slam!!! Cradle one two three!!! Angle retains the world title! He grabs his belt and rushes away, ready to celebrate! Meanwhile Austin and HHH are both back up, and both furious. HHH finally clocks Austin with a chair and leaves the rattlesnake in the ring alone, a bloody mess. Winner by pinfall and still WWF champion: Kurt Angle |
