Clips of Austin vs Jericho are shown from Raw. It is announced that both Jericho and Austin will be lumberjacks in tonights main event.
First match: DX (Dogg and Xpac) vs ToOcOoL K-Kwik is doing commentary. Slow match, Scotty hits the worm on RoadDogg . Sexay goes for the Hip Hop drop. Kwik is up and pushes him off without the ref seeing. X-Pac hits him with the X-factor for the pin. Winners: RoadDogg and X-Pac
Match Two: Woman's Title Ivory (c) vs Moly Holly Both competitors put ona great match, Ivory hitting a look of high powered moves and Molly with her unique high flying and brawling. Eventually RTC comes out to disrupt the match but are met by Hardcore and Crash. Lots of brawling all over the place. Winner: No contest
Match Three: Godfather vs Rikishi Godfather comes out to his old music. He grabs a mike:"It's time, once again for everyone to hop aboard the HOOOOOOOO train! Are the any pimps up in this joint! I want ya all to know that once again the Godfather be pimpin hos nation wide, I dont want you to hide it, take it out, light one up for the godfather and say pimpin ain't easy! Now Rikishi I know you call yourself a bad man, but I think deep down you are still a dancing fool, why don't you come out here, we can take these lovely ladies out tonight and not even worry about this silly fight.Rikishi's music hits and he comes down to the ring. He grabs the mike from the godfather, eyes up the hos, and then clocks the godfather with it. The fight is on. Lots of turnbuckle action. RTC is back but they still have the Hollys chasing them, They are back in the ring and all hell breaks loose again. Bell is called for. Winner: No contest
Backstage: footage is shwon of the Hardys/Dudleys match on Raw. It is announced that they will compete in a ladder match at No Way Out. Both teams will also be lumberjacks tonight. Michael cole is with Vince Macmahon MC: Mr. Macmahon, the RTC has ruined two perfectly good matches tonight. Do you plan on punishing them? VinnieMac: Now michael lets not forget that those Holly cousins had something to do with this mess too. SO i think in the interest of fairness on Monday night RAW it will be the RTC vs the Hollys vs Edge and Christian for the tag team belts. In addition, Molly will face Ivory in a hardcore woman's title match.
Hardcore Streetfight: Blackman vs Tazz vs Raven (c) Cameras go outside where the match has started without a ref, Teddy Long gets there and now it is official. The three men fight up and down the block and through the parking lot of the arena. Blackman whips Raven into the side of a dumpster, and crash holly jumps out of it! He has a trash can lid in his hands and he attacks raven and blackman with him. Tazz grabs him and suplexes him back into the dumpster. raven hops on a bicycle and attmepts to escape. Blackman throws a trash can at him knocking off the bike. Tazz has a chain, he comes at Blackman from behind and locks in a variation of the Tazzmission, choking out blackman with the chain, he taps out Winner and new hardcore champ: Tazz
Match Five: Lightheavyweight Title: Malenko vs Essa Rios vs K-Kwik Fast paced match and even match between these three superstars. Malenko is trying to lock in a cloverleaf on Rios when Kkwik hits a flying dropkick of the top rope. Malenko rolls out fo the ring to recover. Lita is out. She looks worried. SHe goes over the Dean and asks if he is ok and holds out her arms, welcoming a hug, Malenko is surprised and accepts. She knees him in the crotch and he falls to the ground. Essa Rios hits a beautiful Moonsault onto Kkwik and gets the pin. Winner and new lightheavyeight champ: Essa Rios
Lumberjacks start to come out: Undertaker, Big Show, Jericho, Dudleys, Hardys, Eddie and Perry Saturn, Chyna, Billy Gunn, and finally Kaientai. Then the competitors come out Kane, HHH and finally the WWF Champion Kurt Angle Main Event: Lumberjack Match Kurt vs HHH vs Kane Angle and Kane start going at it. Austin grabs HHH's legs and yanks him out of the ring and starts stomping a mudhole. Big Show grabs Austin and chokelsams him and is going for HHH when Undertaker grabs show and they start brawling. Hardys and Dudleys have started attacking ech other, only stopping when Angle is thrown out so they can attack him and throw him back in. HHH gets back in the ring and Kane grabs him by the neck. Before he can choke slam him, Jericho is on the top rop and hits Kane with a powerful flying dropkick. he falls out over the ropes ad kaientai attacks him. He destroys both. He gets back into the ringand is clotheslined out by Angle. Undertaker and Bigshow stop fighting to stomp on Kane for awhile. Angle spins around and is caught in a pedigree. One, two, three. Its over: Winner HHH Austin is back in the ring and the two fight, meanwhile, so is everyone else, the locker room empties. all hell has broken loose. See you on Raw
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