Hey, where's the WINE ROOM?: Okay, so I can't spell; so sue me.
Much of my humor collection has never been published and/or is original material by yours truly.This is a collection of more than 50- years and is inimitable.
Publishers: Do you realize that the diet humor founs on my web site is a samll percentage of my diet humor collection (less than one percent. My more than 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES Web site is only a small percentage of my total DIET HUMOR collection?
I lied! I do not have 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS. I have a lot more than 102,000, but I was afraid no one would believe me if I put the actual number that I have in my collection. Since I can't spell, maybe I can't count either? (THAT'S FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT.)
My DIET HUMOR collection is a WINNER. Who will be the smart publisher to publish my more than 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS and DIET JOKES? It is a sure-bet.
I am the only horse in the race.
To get back to my 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS Web site (danworona.50megs.com) just click on the 102,000 DIET HUMOR SAYINGS link on this page.
Thank you.
Daniel Worona "Rara Avis"
STRANGELY PROUD AND PROUDLY STRANGE.
dworona@yahoo.com
(Please include the words DIET HUMOR in the subject line.)
PUBLISHERS: Please e-mail me if you are interested in publishing any of my humor collections.My collection is a "goldmine" of DIET HUMOR.
LITERARY AGENT WANTED: MUST BE HONEST, HAVE A "CENTS" OF HUMOR, AND A PROVEN TRACK RECORD. (You will find a special link for LITERARY AGENTS on my FAVORITE LINKS PAGE OF MY MAIN DIET HUMOR WEBSITE.)
MY INIMITABLE DIET HUMOR WEBSITE HAS BEEN NUMBER ONE (#1) FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS. NEED I SAY MORE? MEANWHILE, THE COOK (THAT'S ME) WILL BE COOKING UP SOME MORE DIETING, CANDY, DESSERT ,FOOD, DRINK, AND CHOCOLATE HUMOR.
COPYRIGHT 1949-2009 by DANIEL L. WORONA
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
(This is a fifty-year plus collection, a large portion of which has never been published. IT IS A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTION!)
