"Big tits on fat chicks don't count!" -SPC Rafael-

Here ya go folks. This is the offical "big tits on fat chicks don't count" web-site. Hope ya enjoy the little tid bits on my life. Sorry, I haven't updated this thing in about two years, but shit happens. I hope to get a few more pictures together soon, and have some more parts of my life up. Well, I hope you all enjoy! ~Dave~

This is one of my best friends, Joe. This guy would take a claw hammer to anyone that fucks with his friends. Joe and I have been friends since around my freshman year in highschool(1993). Back then I used to go over his house all the time and set his trees on fire and give his little brothers pile drivers and DDT's. Needless to say... his parents didn't care for me too much. This pic was taken around christmas time in 1998 when I was home on leave from Ft. Sill , OK.

Well...no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian. Private Jocker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over my house and fuck my sister!!!

Not everyone is as lucky as I am to have some pretty fucking cool brothers. This pic was taken in Cozumel, Mexico just before a long night of heavy drinking (for rick it was all day). After drinking the night away we came back on the ship, and I got myself enetered into this Jeopardy competition. Not only did I get picked to compete, but won the whole thing drunk off my ass. From left to right is Myself, Rick, Rex(not my brother but friend of the fam), and milker.

From July to Dec of 1999 I was stationed in Virginia Beach, VA at the US Armed Forces School of Music. Without a doubt the best six months of my military career. Then the army had to fuck it up and send me to Korea. Oh Well, pictured from left to right is SPC Page, SPC Hanlon, SGT Francis, SPC Martin, and myself SPC Worthington. This picture was taken on the day I graduated December 16, 1999.

To the left is my good buddy Ryan( the hooter hooligan) Vella. He's a pretty fucking cool guy. Joe and I might joke around to much with him but he knows we would kick anyone ass that ever fucked with him. This picture was taken outside the music bldg at CFCC.

This guy right here is the badest "MOFO" around. Ryan and I have been friends since the 6th grade when we had homeroom together. Through the years we've been in band and chorus together and were even President and Vice President of Music Honors Society together. Now he's a music major studying at the Rollins College, and is the perc instructor at Leesburg High School. I also have to give him a big congrads on his recent marriage to his long time girldfriend, Gina. This guy is probably one of the funniest guys I know. Weather it be puking in down town Tampa on purpose, or screaming at bums in the middle of the night to "show us your tits!" this guy was there.

Man, I got these cheeseburgers!!!

So begins the random crap...

RIP Stevie... Stevie Ray Vaughn: October 3, 1954 - August 27, 1990