Place the 2 married lesbians in a bowl and add the 2 cups of plans for the future. Leave to stand for 2-3 years.
When the plans have partially evaporated add the 2 cups of boredom.
Mix in thoroughly until all the boredom has been absorbed.
Add the other lesbian and fold in carefully with a few pinches of little white lies.
Divide the mixture in a ratio of 2:1, add both cups of sexual passion to the larger part and simmer.
When the mixture is thick and bubbling add the other third along with the bottle of strong paranoia sauce. Boil for 1 year.
When the mixture is hard and dry, slice and serve cold.
