This piece of writing contains adult material and you may be offended by it. Please don't read it unless you are sure that you are not going to complain about it later. Feed back is always welcome but don't say you weren't warned !

boom boom boom boom i want you in my room let's spend the night together.... oh, what's that ? i thought you were a woman. i am, that's my dildo. oh, er, i need a drink.... boom boom boom boom.... and i feel, like i just got home and i feel.... oh, what's that ? i thought i felt something in.... it's my dildo. your dildo ? that's right. but, well, you don't go around with it in your trousers all the time ? usually, when i go out. oh right, well. and i feel.... ooh ah, just a little bit ooh ah, a little bit more.... someone told me u had a dick. it's not a dick it's a dildo. whatever. so you're into men, huh ? oh forget it. ooh ah, just a little bit.... it's raining men, halleluia it's raining men.... someone told me you've got a dick. here we go again. no, it's okay, i'm straight. oh jesus ! it's raining men.... take a chance on a happy ending turn the page and stop pretending.... let me guess, someone told you i had a dick and you wanted to check. dildo, not dick. whatever. are you good with it ? oh yes. wanna show a dirty little bitch like me just how good you can be ? wanna show a mean old daddy like me just how bad you can be ? oh yes. take a chance on a happy ending....

© Scarlet    Spring 2000

Note: I wrote this while I was waiting to get my hair cut by Jed the barber in Quiggins. It will always remind me of the music we danced to at the G-Bar in the summer of 1999. Oh, and the daddy theme crops up again ! It was a great phase while it lasted ! There's no capitals because I got into the habit of not using them in text messages and while chatting online.

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