This is where you may send me on an errand to ask any professor anything you'd like to know. (As if I don't already have enough to do!?! I am Professor Snape's apprentice, after all.)
A History of "Ask-a-Prof":
I feel I should explain the reason for this part of the site, as it is not voluntary on my part.Thus, this little story.
I live at
Hogwarts. I am an apprentice here. The pay is low, the hours are terrible, but
the experience is well worth it. (Or so I'm told. Continually.)
When I nearly had heart failure without a muggle computer and internet access,
Professor Snape insisted that Professor Dumbledore find a way to make an acception
for me. "I cannot have my apprentice dying over such a trivial muggle matter."
I believe those were his exact words. He cares for me more than I realized.
*smirk*
I am now the only person at Hogwarts to have such a delightful (and necessary!)
muggle "luxury."
There is, of course, a catch. In order to keep this blessing, I am now in charge
of organizing a path of communication for students, parents, and any other wizards
to ask the professors (and other non-students) here at Hogwarts any questions
they might have or give any comments or concerns they'd like to express. Yes,
muggles may ask questions as well.
I am the Potion Master's Apprentice (yes, that's my official
title) and so I have easiest access to
him, but he has already refused to give any answers to questions deemed unworthy.
You're welcome to ask what you wish, but I make no guarantees. He's quite grouchy.
As for the other professors, they welcome any questions or comments quite readily
and all will probably respond quite gladly. I must remind you, however, that
some of the professors like me better than others, and that may affect what
kind of response I get from them.
For a list of all those professors, creatures, etc. avaliable for questions,
see the lists below.
All questions and responses will be posted and links will be found on this page
as soon as they are ready. Please be patient as it takes a certain amount of
finesse, time, and effort to get this done without losing my position here at
Hogwarts.