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| Every year KOHD Publications adopts a charity just to show we care! This Year's charity is the "Save a Penguin Foundation". Penguins off the coast of Croatia are being increasingly displaced from their natural habitat due to global warmming. The rise in temperatures have seen literally buckets of penguins stranded on the streets of ?Croatia. The "Save a Penguin Foundation" aims to provide a bucket EACH for every penguin to live in for temporary shelter, thus reducing overcrowding in the increasingly congested buckets. But they can't do it alone. That's why we need YOUR help to make a difference. Every dollar you donate will provide a lifetime supply of plastic straws to a grateful penguin family. (KOHD Research Fact: Penguins use straws to play ice hockey with. The flexible, lightweight nature of the straws give penguins the extra edge on the ice. Straws also act as an emergency flotation device in times of flash floods, as well as a handy snorkel when penguins decide to go scuba diving) Do your Part. Have a Heart. Eat a Tart. Donate Today!! |
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| Dr. Bunsen Shoelace CEO, KOHD Publications |
| "Greetings! Thank you for choosing KOHD Publications, the premier choice for all your education needs! KOHD Publications offers a wide range of products, all top-of-the-range, up-to-date and absolutely down-to-earth! Staffed by a whole panel of education specialists and accredited by B.I.T.E (Birmingham Institute of Tertiary Education), you can be assured of great results! |
| KOHD EDUCATIONAL RESOURCES AND PUBLICATIONS 2004 |
| Featured Product: Release Date: 18 September 2004 "Who's Afriad of Virginia Woolf? >> KOHD Study Guide the small print: - Right-click link and select "Save Target As..." - Great results not assured. - Language? Yes. Simple and Concise? Well, not exactly. The guide is kinda chunky. Suggest you look through the guide and memorize just one or two examples for each point. You know Albee, always harping on and on and on and on about the same thing. - Meat Tenderiser not included after all. I couldn't stuff it into my modem. - But I had better luck with the file size! It's about 400kb. - No Penguins harmed in the making of this website. You can sleep easy now! |
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