Mike The Winklerite's Useless Facts

1. Butterflies taste with their feet.

2. In ancient Egypt, priests plucked every hair from thir bodies,including thir eyebrows and eyelashes.

3. Penguins can jump as high as six feet in the air.

4. Elephants can't jump. In fact, they're the only animals that can't jump. (That's probably a good thing.)

5. Most North American car horns honk in the key of F.

6. It's against the law to catch fish with your bare hands in Kansas.

7. The Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuilahac, whose name meant "lots of shit."

8. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

9. There are more plastic flamingowes in the United States than real ones.

10. Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

(1-9 are from "Stiches magazine."0)