Crew Draws Straws and Harry & Grace Say Goodbye
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Chick "Since my wife and I split, I get off the job, find a hotel, cash
my check, gamble till it hurts, then back to work. Some people
might think that's sad. But I say... yeah, I guess it is sad."
Psychologist Depressive.
Noonan "I don't try to get into fights. Fights come to me. I'm like
flypaper, but for fights. I'm fightpaper. Does that make sense?"
Psy. Psychotic.
Max "My favorite dish is haggis. It's all the parts of the sheep you
normally throw away - heart, lung, liver. You shove it into the
sheep's stomach with oats and onions, then you boil it. Little
sour cream, Tabasco, that's the best."
Psy. Delusional.
Oscar "Things I don't like about people? I don't like people who excessivly
use the word evidently. And I don't like people who think
Jethro Tull is actually a guy in the band."
Psy. Obsessive
Harry "Why did my marriage fail? What kind of question is that? Is my
ex-wife coming with us? You know, screw you- why did your
marriage fail?"
Psy. Agressive.
Rockhound "You want to compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse
prize when I was 12. Big deal! Published at 19. So what? I got
a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22. Chemistry and geology. I
taught at Princeton for 2 and a half years. So why do I this,
right? This incredible pedistrian application of my academic
credentials, what happened to me? Why do I do this? Because the
money is good, the scenery changes, and they let me use
explosives."
Psy. Place under observation.
AJ (looking at those "ink blot" pictures)
"That's Harry telling me I'm worthless. That's Harry shooting me
in the leg. That's Harry telling me I'm a failure. That's Harry
telling me I can't marry his daughter. Yeah, thanks a lot man."
Rockhound (looking at the pictures)
"That's a woman with large breasts. That's a woman with medium
breasts. That's a woman with small breasts. This one actually
looks like you. With breasts."