<<"Couldn't Stand the Weather" by Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble
plays over the speakers, as Glenn Turner makes his way to ringside ...
mildly put, he looks unhappy ...>>


Ok, we're about to watch CofA give the Butthole Surfers the beatdown they've
deserved for five years, so what's the Marlboro Man doing out here?


Tuner and Toshiro Kensake coming off of a tough loss at Hot Summer Nights,
and it seems as Mr. Turner has some frustrations to vent...the money question
here, however, is "Where's Kensake?"

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[Turner]
Some of you may be saying to yourself, "Man, Gunslinger looks really
strange this week" ... and then eventually you'll figure out it's the
lighting, that there's a seven-foot shadow missing from the picture.
And you'd be right, of course.

See, I asked Tosh to take the night off, because I had this nagging
worry something really, really bad would happen if he showed up
tonight after Hot Summer Nights. Now, I'm not talking about cities
being trashed, or aliens showing up to take him to fight Ghidrah,
or any of the old-gimmick jokes we toss around sometimes. I mean,
DK would probably hurt somebody -- hurt somebody really, REALLY
bad -- and there's enough people in the EWC in the hospital right
now. So instead, I figured the Gunslinger would play it cool and
calm-like while DK takes the night off.

ONLY I'M NOT FEELIN' TOO COOL!!!



I look around at the EWC, and I see one big firing range for
the Weapons! And I say to myself, who should we shoot at first?

Siouxnami? Nada -- I'm not getting into the Cowboys 'n' Indians
jokes right now. Everybody knows you guys are lowlifes, and we
went into that match expectin' you to be. We just caught lookin'
the wrong way at the wrong time. But you DO have a one-on-one
beating coming your way in the future, I promise.

Beyond Our Control? THAT was a surprise. We knew it would be
every team for itself in that match, and that it would
eventually come down to either us hurting you or you hurting
us -- but would it have been SO much trouble to wait until
after a simple HANDSHAKE? But, OK, fine -- you got your message
across. We've got a message for you in the near future, too,
and you may not like it much more.

Frozen Hell? The new ... You know, I just can't say it with a 
straight face. I'll come back to you in a sec.

The EWC Front Office? {pauses} I know, I know, what do they
have to do with anything ... well, sit back while the 'Slinger
spins a yarn for y'all.

Y'all may have noticed, BOC has a title rematch against Frozen
Hell tonight. Interestin' new idea, ex-champs getting a shot
at their old belt.

Then again, it's not like DK'n'I really DESERVE another shot, 
is it? It's not like we were UNDEFEATED before Hot Summer Nights
or anything ... It's not like we're STILL undefeated in one-on-one
tag team competition ... it's not as if we've ALREADY beaten the
current champs in the past, or if they DUCKED us, hid like cowards
and waited until somebody ELSE had the belts to make their move ...
but then, it's ALSO not as if any of that would MATTER. What matters
is that the Weapons just aren't "sexy" ... that a guy from Tombstone
and a big man from Tokyo working together doesn't make sense, that
we have to be more than just wrestlers and friends who respect the
hell out of what the other can do ... in short, that nobody "gets"
us.

OK, Tony, Tara, Mondo, whoever's got the beef backstage--you win.
The Weapons play nice tonight, nobody gets hurt, and we won't
waste our time begging for a shot. But we DO want Siouxnami, we
DO want BOC, and we DO want Frozen Hell -- IN the ring, ONE at
a time, FORGET about the belts. This is about simple payback.
Ours to give, yours to receive. And on THESE matches, somebody in
the back had BETTER be listening.

Now, speaking of listening about matches ... Zach and Dan, you've
been making a lot of noise about how the Weapons weren't listening
to YOU. Well, BELIEVE me, we WERE ... and speakin' for myself, I
can't say I cotton to who you hang out with, or what you do, or --
well, just about anything ABOUT you, really. SOMEBODY's got to shut
you jokers up for good sooner or later, and if it's not the 
Waverunners tonight, it may as well be us. But things kept coming
up. Now, those things are mostly out of the way, and on Impact you're
going to get the fight you've been screaming to get. Let's just hope 
you're up to the challenge ...


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Oh boy, this does NOT look good....


Oh, this is rich.  Turner's in there, and he doens't have big brother
Toshiro there to breathe radioactive fire on the bad guys!!! I think
the CofA are gonna make GGT DOA PDQ!!!
 
[Zach]
Last Sunday, we called out anyone in the city.  The EWC went and 
found someone for us to fight that night and they found the 
Wave Runners
 
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[Dan]
We took the best that you could find EWC and we took them to the limit! 
Now we face them again, and this time don't expect us to go so easy on 
you, this time we know what to expect, this time we know what we're up 
against! This time we will be victorious.
 
[Zach] 
There's one thing you all don't understand though, we've come a long way
in here.  From our first match losing to Beyond Our Control
 
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To Destroying the likes of T.R. Parker and Josh Collins!
 
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[Dan] 
You might even say that we've been to hell and back.  But now Wave Runners, 
we're bringing the hell to you!
 
[Zach]
But you see, we aren't satisfied with that folks.  You see we've come out 
here week after week calling out the Weapons of Last Resort.  
 
(Crowd MegaPop)

We said we'd wait, and so we did.  But the waiting is over.  Someone 
backstage decided to get a brain, and now we've got a match on Impact. 
So let it be known Turner and Kenzake, we're coming after you. *stares right
at Turner*  
 
[Dan]
In fact, Turner....it appears that, indeed, the Apocalypse is here!


Zach going after Turner, Turner ducks a high heel kick, SPINWHEEL KICK puts Zach
down...but he turns right into a hard clothesline from Dan Rierson, and now the
CofA stomping away on Glenn Turner, come on, this is two against one..totally
unfair!!!!


Well, that's what Turner gets for coming down here and shooting his mouth off
by himself!! And without that seven foot slab of teriyaki beef of his, he's no
match for the teamwork of the CofA


Zach bringing a table into the ring as Dan is priming Turner....Zach's got the
table set up..FULL REDEMPTION!! And that combination powerbomb/neckbreaker splintered
Turner through that table.  


And Dan telling his brother to get ready agai..AW, DAMNIT!!!


WAVE RUNNERS ON THE SCENE, AND THEY JUST KNOCKED THE BROTHERS RIERSON OUT OF THE RING
WITH THEIR BODYBOARDS!!!!  WE'VE GOT CHAOS ON THE OUTSIDE NOW!!!  Mark and Dan
are trading blows left and right, meanwhile, Greg has Zach in a bodyslam position..and
drops him across the guardrail throat first!!!


Waitaminute, Terry Magnum's calling for the bell!?!?!?!?! This isn't a match!!!


$$$$$$$$$
$MATCH 5$ The Wave Runners vs. The Children of Apocalypse
$$$$$$$$$


Tell that to Glenn Turner, who's now being helped back to the dressing room by
officials...OOOOH, Greg with a rocking horse splash across the throat of Zach 
Rierson!!!


Meanwhile, Dan just rammed Mark back first into the steel guardrail, and he just 
grabbed the bodyboard....


Greg over for the save, SAVATE KICK INTO THE BODYBOARD, and it bounces off of Dan's head.
What would you call that, the Whoa, Dudeinator?


Don't make me sick.


Magnum really lost in the ring right now, he likes to let a brawl go, but this isn't
falls count anywhere, he has to lay a count at some point.

 
I don't think either team cares at this point....Mark gets on the ring apron...leg
driver DDT from the apron to the floor on Dan.....YEAH!!!! ZACH WITH A SPRINGBOARD 
MOONSAULT FROM THE OTHER SIDE, and both Wave Runners are laid out!!!!

 
All four men are going at it hammer and tongs here, Magnum is counting both men
out...and he just reached 10, but they don't care!!!

*DING DING DING*

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# RESULT:  Double Countout, 2:32 #
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This is pandemonium...Mark just tackled Zach across the guardrail...meanwhile, 
Dan's got Greg up in a chokeslam!!!


And you have to blame the Wave Runners for this.


No I don't...


YES YOU DO!!!  Who came in swinging with foreign objects?  Who took the fight
to the outside?!?!?!  The Wave Runners.  The COA needs to get their sorry asses
in a cage, so that the Runners aren't able to leave the ring...THEN we'll see 
how far they get.


Fans, we're gonna take a break, we will be *RIGHT* back, don't you dare go away!!!

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<<"Insane in the Brain" comes on>>


YES!!!!  Now we get to see some real entertainment.


What are they doing here, it's not time for the World LH Title match yet....


(The curtains part to see the members Siouxnami flanked on either side of 
center, with Chris Monroe in the center in the Heisman Trophy position, 
displaying his newly- earned LH title proudly.  Monroe bursts into hysterical 
giggling, before cartwheels twice in the aisles.  He continues prancing 
towards the ring, with a determined Siouxnami walking close behind.  The 
crowd is up in arms for their arrival, giving them a rousing round of boos 
and shouting)

[Monroe]
Whooooo....I am feelin' fine - I am too hot to handle.  I'm the champ.....and 
man oh man I showed Curtis.....I mean, my attack was so deadly that it should 
be a crime.  I mean, I'm so unstoppable that I should be banned in the 
continental United States.  And tonight, finally, I have returned to glory!  
WE have returned to glory.  

(Monroe girates in the directions of Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse)


I'll agree with him, this maniac should be barred from the ring...

[Monroe]
Do not forget about these guys.  These are the men who finally took down the 
Weapons of Last Resort.....not those homos Frozen Hell and not those lunatics 
Beyond Our Control.....Siouxnami did.  And how did they get payed back for 
it?  They get screwed out of the title match by inept officiating and the 
highly crazed illegalities of BoC.  And then, on top of that, they aren't 
even recognized as one of the federations top three contenders to the tag 
titles?  HA HA HA....I laugh at that.  You know it, I know it, the 
championship committee knows it, Siouxnami knows it, and most of all Frozen 
Hell and Beyond Our Control know it....Siouxnami is the team to beat in the 
EWC and like it or not, it's about time that people start recognizing that.  
Siouxnami has been ignored for long enough and after tonight, you can be sure 
that nobody will look past Siouxnami any longer.  Siouxnami is out to get 
what is rightfully theirs, so just keep an eye out for them later on tonight. 
Remember those Where's Waldo books....well you can play that game with my 
buddies Sitting Bull and Crazy Horse - look for them somewhere in the tag 
team title scene.  And I even promise, they'll be a lot easier to find than 
Waldo was.  

(The crowd response is really hot, as Monroe is truly not liked by this 
audience)


Boo all you want, you morons, you know he's right.  He pinned Curtis legit.
Siouxnami pinned the at-the-time tag team champs. Asylum is back and in
a big way.

[Monroe]
Now, let's get back to your new and improved LH champion, yes yes 
folks...little old Chris Monroe, remember me?  The boy next door?  Ah yes.  
So after weeks of heated rivalry I finally took down everyone's favorite 
berserker, Bill Curtis.  Now, let's take a look at how I was rewarded for my 
title victory...hmmm....not much better than my friends Siouxnami actually.  
I get shoved into a triple threat match.  One of my opponent's is a masked 
goon who I've already beat mercifully into the ground just weeks ago.  He's 
so wildly out of hand that he has to wear a mask to protect himself from his 
own face.....Furia is a joke.  And as for Mr. Sanders, he's fought all of one 
match in the league and defeated....oh, shock of shocks...that's right, yet 
another guy who was fighting his debut match against a named opponent.  If 
these guys aren't deserving of title shots, I don't know who are!  And if 
that wasn't bad enough, I don't even need to be defeated to lose my title.  

(The crowd cheers and points at the bitter Monroe)

What Siouxnami and I ever did to the powers that be in this organization, 
I'll never know....but it's good to see that we're getting the real superstar 
treatment.  It's nice to see them go out of their way to make us happy.  
Honestly, we don't care.  It only goes to show what I've been out here saying 
for weeks now....the committee, as well as each and every one of 
you....you're all insane....that's the only possible excuse for such 
inexplicable behavior.  So we'll simply take the insanity for what it is and 
try our best to go about our business as usual amongst all of these 
uncontrollable absurdities.  Tonight, just like every night, we're going to 
show you people just how it's done, no matter what crap you people try to 
throw in our way.  Actually, I'm feeling pretty damn good tonight.

(Monroe throws the mic to his cohort, Sitting Bull, before bursting into a 
highly irritating version of "the running man" followed by some wild squat 
thrusts and a botched break-dancing head spin)

DO NOT TOUCH ME - I'M ELECTRIC!!!!!  You don't want to hurt yourself.  And 
one last thing I want to address - that is the new world champion, Ernie 
Grendel.  Just remember what we did to you a few months back Mr. Human 
Highlight Reel.  We put you out once and the next time we cross paths we'll 
do it again, just like I disposed of your friend Cowboy Billy.  I'm gonna 
enjoy this LH title for a little while, but don't think I've forgotten what 
my ultimate goal is....and Grendel, I'm sure you haven't forgotten me either. 
So.....

WHO YOU TRYIN' TO GET CRAZY WITH ESES?!?!?

(For whatever reason it may be, no matter how much the fans had been reacting 
negatively throughout Monroe's tirade, a somewhat high percentage of them join in 
for this)

DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE LOCO?!?!?

(With that, Monroe's grin is literally from ear to ear as he throws down the 
microphone.  Siouxnami flew and pose in the ring for a few seconds, before 
all three men return to the back)


Now how can you say this man is insane?  EVERYTHING he said is true.  He has to
go in the ring with some masked jobroni and some guy who's ugly enough to need a
mask, neither have proven themselves..

 
Simon Sanders is a former World LH champion in his own right, and I think he's gonna
give Mr. Monore all he can handle and more...in fact, I've just been informed that
Sanders has just arrived at the arena, can we get a camera to the back??

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[Camera]
Mr. Sanders...... excuse me, Mr. Sanders, any comments on your victory
over "Revolution" Mike Powers at Hot Summer Nights?

[Sanders]
It felt good, brutha.... it felt real good ta whup some ass.  Ain't dun
dat in a while..... 'specially ta beat up on dat loud-mouth punk Mike
Powuhs.  (stops to look into the camera)  Powuh-man, you jus' remembuh
one thang - th'only way y'evuh gonna git anywhere in dis sport is ta
take yo' lumps an' pay yo' dues.  When I wuz payin' my dues, you wuz
still puttin' headlocks on yo' teddy bear.  An' until you wise up an'
GROW up, you ain't nevuh gonne be nuthin' but a loud-mouth punk.

(Sanders walks toward the wrestler entrance and the camera follows....)

[Camera]
Tonight you're in a three-way match for the Light Heavyweight
Championship in only your second match in the EWC. Do you think you
deserve it?

[Sanders]
Like I said, man, I paid my dues.  Da people on da Board know whut I got
an' whut I can do, an' I guess dat's good enuf fo' dem.

[Camera]
Any thoughts on your opponents?

[Sanders]
Well, wit' Monroe, like him o' not, he da champ.  An' he always be one
dangerous man.  Mili'try-man... I ain't seen much o'him, but I like whut
I seen.  But he ain't gonna pull no upset tonight....

(Sanders enters the arena, then stops to look back at the camera)

[Sanders]
Not if I got sumpin' ta say 'bout it.

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{"House That Jack Built" by Metallica comes on over the speakers,
and Curtis Stone meanders down the aisle, carrying his customary pair
o'mikes and occasionally flashing a wry smirk to the cameras ... he's 
followed by Jon Owens, managing to look grim even with a 
heavily-bandaged knee and on crutches, and Nick Duncan, shrugging off 
the boos of the audience with a big smile as he carries his newly-won
TV title. 

As Stone gets to the  end of the aisle, he stops as the music reaches "this is the house 
that Jack built ..." -- where it cuts into the trumpet fanfare from  "Patton," C-Jack 
feigning weariness as he limps the last few steps to  the ring, before grinning and 
rolling and into the ring, slumping 'exhaustedly' against the turnbuckle post ...}

[Stone]
GOOOOOOOOOD EV-EN-ING, and you HAVE been rescued from the sad parade 
of ex-wives and shattered lives you call a nightlife here in 
Disneyville -- ladies and gentlemen, C-JACK IS BACK!!!

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Now, for all of you that watched Hot Summer Nights, you may have 
noticed the Power Supply was running a little dim ... well, as it
turns out, the EWC in their not-so-infinite wisdom booked C-Jack on
a little trip signing autographs in The Middle of Nowhere, Wyoming.
And as it turns out, The Middle of Nowhere, Wyoming, is a little
underfunded when it comes to your basic air transportation ... to
make a long story short, one tiny little rain cloud peeks their way,
and C-Jack can't make the scene ... NOT that I'm accusing the Powers
That Be of conspiring to divide and conquer the Power Supply, of
course -- but just in case, COUNT 'EM UP -- ONE, TWO, THREE, THE 
POWER SUPPLY STILL BE!

And while we're at it, it's time to give props to the man standing
outside the ring, the man who gave his all -- blood, toil, tears and
sweat -- and finally succeeded in achieving after all these years the
most elusive goal in wrestling: the END of Roker Showtime's career!
I'm talkin' about MISTER Jon Owens!

<>

Now, for anyone who hasn't yet got the message, let's go to the
map ... MIRROR, MIRROR, ON THE WALL, WHO'S THE MOST DOMINANT OF THEM
ALL?

{Dutifully, the Solotron lights up ...}

[Virtual C-Jack]
Why, C-Jack Stone and the Power Supply --
They always accomplish what others just try!

[Stone]
AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT! Now, since I'm feeling a little better, go
on and send down tonight's light workout!


I don't think Dr. Destructo is going to take lightly to being called a "Light
Workout"


Well, that's just too bad, innit?  Look, with everyone saying how Duncan couldn't
beat Omega...well, neither could Destructo, and Destructo didn't have someone 
distracting him to keep him away.


If Duncan would have just worried about winning the match and not focused on
making an example of the Doc, he might just have won the thing...fans, we
have these rare prerecorded words from Dr. Destructo, lets hear from him 
now!!

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[Destructo]
"A few days ago, I just had a match against two of the toughest opponents I've 
ever had to  face.  Nick Duncan, Damien Omega and I took it to the limit a 
little while  back.  Omega, you got my respect.  You took everything I could 
throw at you,  and still came out on top.  Duncan, I still think you're a 
conniving little  egomaniac...Don't worry....I'll wait until you get a dictionary 
to look up  those words before I go on.....



Now tonight...I got a match against some guy named C-Jack.  You know, I've 
seen you come out here and do your little talks with the video wall, and let 
me tell you...I've seen better videos in line at the post office...now get 
yourself out here, and prepare to find out why I have a Ph.D. in PAIN!!!!!"
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<<"Funeral March" by Lizst comes on the PA>>


You know, there was a time where that sound would inspire fear in his opponents?
Now it inspires laughter.


I don't think Stone is laughing...Destructo just hit the ring and clotheslined
Stone to the mat!!!! And AGAIN, and now Destructo just stomping away on that knee.


Yeah, the scientific marvel at work.  OOH, the Greco-Roman footplant.


Destructo all business in there...C-Jack with an elbow to the gut, and he sends
the Doc to the ropes....Doc leaps over...DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!  DESTRUCTO WITH A DIVING
SHOULDER TACKLE RIGHT ONTO NICK DUNCAN!!!!!!  Duncan never saw that coming.


And what was Duncan doing to him, huh?  What brought that on?  


Destructo not liking the fact that both of the other members of the Power
Supply are still at ringside..and he just sent a chair upside the head of Jon 
Owens!!!!  Stone, now coming off the apron with a double axehandle, and now
Stone sending Destructo to the guard...DESTRUCTO REVERSES, and Stone goes
HARD into the steel ringsteps.


And Mason Crow is out there trying to get Stone back into the ring..OOOH!!!


Cheap shot from behind by Jon Owens, using that crutch to waffle the back of
Dr. Destructo, and now Owens pulling the referee away from Owens...and 
Duncan now with a chair right into the back of Destructo's head.  This
is 3 on 1, completely unfair!


I don't want to hear it....Destructo threw the first plancha, now he's gonna
pay for it.


SPEAR by Stone into the guardrail, and Destructo now having to fight off three
men in there.  And Stone and Duncan together now...spiked powerbomb!!! And
Crow now coming over and telling both men to get into the ring, this is absurd!


What, the referee doing his job?  That is absurd in this league.  Stone hits 
a nice shoulderbreaker on Destructo, continuing to keep the pressure on that right
shoulder that he and Duncan wrenched when the powerbomb landed.


Stone now locking Destructo's arms behind him...looks like a WAR special, and this
is a submission move here!


I'd be embarassed as hell if I were a submission expert like Dr. Destructo and I 
tapped out here.


He's fighting 3 men, but Destructo has always had the heart of 10 men.  He's brutal,
he can tie you up in knots, but he did it BY HIMSELF!! He didn't need two other people
to help you beat him up!!!


And neither does Stone.  Look in the ring.  He's got him tied up in knots right now.

 
That double armbar has Destructo pinned...Destructo PUSHES OFF THE TURNBUCKLE WITH
HIS FEET, and he's got Stone in a pinning predicament...

one..




two..............


kickout by Stone, and "C-Jack" wasn't too happy about that, as he just laid a couple
more choice kicks into that shoulder.


Stone now picking up Destructo...high-angle bodyslam there, and Stone showing off
that strength he displayed as a top draft pick.


Yeah...in Canada.  Monkey flip now by Stone, and he's headed for the top.....stands
up there...FLYING SHOULDER TACKLE MISSES, Destructo dodged out of the way.


And see, right there is the stupidity of Dr. Destructo.  He waits for Stone to 
get up and goes for a chop block on the leg from behind, but he used that bad
shoulder, and now he's down too.


The important thing is that Stone is down as well, that knee took a good hit...
and both men struggling to get to their feet...Stone is there first, and he's limping
a little bit...he gets to Destructo, goes for another bodyslam...DESTRUCTO FALLS BEHIND,
REVERSE DDT!!!!

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And that's something I never thought I'd hear for Destructo....Doc now grabbing Curtis'
knee, and hitting several fast falling elbowsmashes.  He knows if he's going to get
the submission on Stone, he has to do a lot of damage very very quickly.


Not going to happen. Stone won't submit.  He'd disappoint his legions..*pause*

 *interrupting*
Not now, jabroni....Stone with a shot to the sternum, and a forearm to the face...
Stone off the ropes..Thesz pre..REVERSED BY DESTRUCTO INTO A SPINEBUSTER!!! GREAT 
MOVE BY THE FORMER USeW TV CHAMPION!!!!  Destructo has him up...shinbreaker drop..
and Stone just fell right into referee Mason Crow.


Stone obviously in a lot of pain, and Crow had trouble getting out of the way...


If you ask me, I think he walked right INto it....Destructo looping up Stone...
TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!! HE'S GOT IT LOCK...NO!!!!


Someone needs to check ringside, that's the second time that Jon Owens almost 
slipped and fell right on his ass.


That's a crock of...Owens with that crutch smacked Destructo right over the head..
and Crow, of course, never saw it.


The referee is HURT, what do you expect him to do?  Stone is limping, but he's got
Destructo up on the ropes.....this could be the "Hijacker"


It is, super spinebuster, and Jack covers...and the referee rolls over...one....


two.........



three.  And this one is over..

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# WINNER: Curtis Stone, by pinfall  9:21  #
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I don't think it's over yet...Duncan just slid in the ring with a pair of chairs..


I don't believe...Duncan and Stone smacking those chairs across the back of Destructo..
this is beyond foul, someone get some help out here.


I think Duncan is exacting some payback here, and he's getting Stone to help him
out....Stone nails a running Canadian backbreaker, and Destructo is all but unconscious.


Now Duncan has him up...DOUBLE UNDERHOOK DDT ON THE CHAIR!!! This carnage
*HAS* to stop, and stop now!


I think you've got your wish....Stone has the mic...

{Stone walks over to his corner, and grabs the pair of mikes there}

[Stone]
OK I've got something to say to YOU, the man in the middle of the 
ring, Dr. Destructo ... time was, I ADMIRED you ... I RESPECTED 
you ... I'd sit at home after a brutal day at the gym, turning an 
ordinary mortal yours truly into the epitome of athletic perfection, 
and ask myself it was even worth it, if there was a point to putting 
that much effort into this business. And then I'd turn on the TV, 
and there you were, putting the hurt on some vitamin-eating, 
church-going yahoo, digging up a road through whatever promotion you 
were stuck in at the time and paving it with the broken body parts of
the stiffs they sent against you, and I said to myself, "THERE is a 
purpose for being here ... THERE is a reason for being a wrestler -- 
THERE walks a genuine, 100% all-natural cold-blooded, just-plain-scary
and lethal-to-the-core S.O.B. ..."

But then I found myself watching a fuzzy TV set in some backwater
airport bar, tuned into Hot Summer Nights ... and there you were, that
cold-blooded, just-plain-scary and lethal-to-the-core S.O.B., in a 
ring with a pandering palooka and my megaton muchacho, Nick Duncan ...
and somehow, by some fluke, Damien Omega managed to trip, fall on top 
of Nick, and convince the ref to count to 3 while poor Nick was still 
trying to get his feet out of the ropes ... after all that, he turned 
to you ... he took PITY on you ... felt SORRY for you ... and in some
deluded, gallant display of CHARITY, offers you back the IeWS belt ...
I was glued to that blurry screen, saying to myself, "I hope Nick's 
still able to see this, I can't wait to see it, I hope everybody sees 
it." And I watched in wonder as ... as ...

AS HE WALKED AWAY! What happened to the sad and sudden education of
Omega to follow? What happened to the dissection of Damien? What
happened to the part where you showed him what place pity, what place
charity, what place mushy kindness has in YOUR world? What HAPPENED
to that cold-blooded, just-plain-scary and lethal-to-the-core S.O.B.?

At Hot Summer Nights, I watched one of the truly fearsome wrestlers
in this sport ... and I watched him go SOFT. YOU, Dr. Destructo ...
your edge is GONE, and you're just another faded flame-out holding
his hand out to the promoter for one more job. And that puts you
OFF the C-Jack track in my book! 


And Stone now laying in one more.....

[PA System]
Real...REAL....*REAL*...what it means to be real..

<>


DAMIEN OMEGA HAS JUST HIT THE RING!!!!  OMEGA WITH A CHAIR!! CHAIR FOR DUNCAN!!
CHAIR FOR OWENS!!! HAVE SOME STONE!!!


Why don't you buy a beer and a program while you're at it!?!? This proves
C-Jack's point...Destructo NEEDED Omega to save his sorry hide.  He's gone
completely soft, and that's why the Power Supply left his monkey ass laying
here tonight.


Now Omega's got the mike....

[Omega]
Leave it to you guys to be the cowards.  Until just now, I never really
did realize just how much of a coward both of you are.  Well, if you are ready,
and are a *real* enough man to take on two champions face to face....how
about you two versus me and Destructo, next week?

<>


Stone smiles and nods, and it looks like we've got a tag match here next week!!!!


It doesn't matter, be it two or one, 
the Power Supply will get the job done.


Great, he's a poet and we still don't know it.  LH Title match NEXT!!!!!

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