**THE MATCH CONTINUES**
Monroe kicked a few times at the neck and back area of the fallen Furia, then
picked him up with one arm *he was still favoring the other arm* and tried a whip to the
turnbuckle...Furia, however, REVERSES and Monroe tries walking up the ropes, does a
flipover and lands on his feet...but SANDERS sneaks in from behind and low blows
Monroe to a *BIG* crowd pop. Furia climbs the ropes and hits a TR sunset flip...2
count. Furia then up, grabs Monroe's bad arm, and FLYING TAGS SANDERS IN AS HE GOES
OVER THE TOP ROPE, snapping Monroe's arm back in his face.
Sanders comes in, grabs the arm and does several fast elbowsmashes onto it, then
takes the arm, goes to the second rope, and falls into the arm-socket area, leaving
Monroe *howling* in pain. Sanders back up, does the Anderson bodyslam on the arm thing,
then falls into a short arm scissors in the center of the ring. This lasts about 30
seconds before Monroe gets to the ropes...Sanders gets up and yanks Monroe into the center
of the ring by the arm, then kneels on the arm as he continues to pull at it. This puts
Monroe back first to the canvas, and several two counts are counted as Sanders applies
the pressure.
Sanders finally rises, still having Monroe wrapped up, but Monroe kicks Sanders in the
stomach, then comes off the ropes, but Sanders hits a HARD armdrag and Monroe screams
like a stuck pig when he lands with his arm askew. Sanders up, tag to Furia, and lays
his arm on the canvas for Furia to do a moonsault double stomp on. Monroe's face is a
mask of pain as Furia does two low dropkicks to the arm that finally send Monroe outside
of the ring. Furia goes for a springboard plancha and Monroe ducks out of the way,
allowing Furia to hit headfirst on the steel guardrail.
Monroe rolls back into the ring, shakes off the arm, and kicks Furia back out of the ring
as Furia tried to get in. After a minute of his arm still hurting and keeping Furia off
of his back..he goes to tag Sanders..and Sanders refuses the tag, allowing Furia to
slide in from behind and roll him up for a two count. Both men up, Furia hits a hard
dropkick, then goes for a powerbomb, but Monroe maneuvers behinds his head and hits
the FALLING PILEDRIVER!!!!!!!
And THAT will leave a mark, guaranteed. That's the move that put Mark Davidson on the
shelf at Hot Summer Night!!!!
Monroe back up, his arm is still hurting, but he wraps up Furia and hits a tomikaze,
then grabs him by the mask....SANDERS just smacked Monroe in the back of the head,
and now referee Gerry Riley saying that was a tag!
Monroe protesting that he didn't want to tag out, but that blind old coot won't
turn up his hearing aid..and now Sanders taking advantage of Monroe's hard work
in there!
Sanders hooks Furia..."DOWNBEAT" Fishermanbustaaaa, and we got a cover..
one...............
two............
Monroe breaks up the pin, and Sanders going over to get in the face of Monroe...
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Monroe just pimp slapped Sanders across the face!!! And Riley counting
THAT as a tag...but Sanders won't leave.
Monroe and Sanders now fighting in the corner, going at it tooth and nail....FURIA
WITH THE FLYING DOUBLE BULLDOG, AND ALL THREE MEN ARE OUTSIDE THE RING!!!!!!!!!
And I think Sanders took the worst of that exchange, he landed HARD on his head outside
the ring. I think he needs a drink.
Will you be quiet? Furia up first, HARD knife edge across the chest of Monroe, and ANOTHER
one, and Monroe staggers backwards across the ring steps....Furia now running SPRINGBOARD..
OWWWWWWWW
GREAT counter by Monroe....he physically yanked the timekeepers table OVER him, so that
Furia went chestfirst right onto the table..the table didn't break, mind you...and Monroe
now back in the ring and grabbing Furia to go with him.
Sanders is still dazed on the outside, but Furia and Monroe are the legal men in the
ring...Monroe sending Furia to the ropes...tilt-a-whirl facebuster..FURIA LANDS ARMS
FIRST AND FLIPS OVER!!!! FANTASTIC COUNTER
ONE.................
TWO...............................
Monroe kicks out. And Furia quickly up the ropes....LA ROCIADA METEORO!!!! TWISTING
MOONSAULT SENTON AND THIS ONE'S OVER!!!
ONE................
TWO.......
Monroe gets his feet on the ropes...and Furia thrusts his hands in the air!!! He thinks
he's won!!!
What an idiot!!! Didn't he hear only two slaps??? I could kill this...Monroe with the
schoolboy...
HE HAS THE TIGHTS!!!! ONE....TWO......THREE!!!!!
*DING DING DING*
*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*
* Chris Monroe, via pinfall, 11:29 (retains) *
*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*
And you know what? I won't argue. Monroe never claimed to be a saint. He said
he was going to keep his title and he did. To quote a famous man, IT DOESN'T MATTER
HOW HE DEFENDED IT!!
Sanders up and is watching the replay on the Solotron as Monroe grabs his belt
and leaves...Furia is, well, furious at the result...Sanders just grabbed Monroe's
arm..RAMS IT ON THE GUARD DIVIDER!!! AND HE'S LOCKING ON THE DUKE!!!!
OK, where's all the UN FOUL cries now? Sanders, the match is over. You lost, GET OVER
IT!!!
Sanders lost, but he wasn't pinned, and he's not at ALL happy with the way Monroe
won the match....referees are out there, but Sanders is NOT letting go...he's got
the Duke locked on and Monroe is screaming in pain.
If Riker really wants to prove how fair he is, he'll come out here and fine and suspend
Sanders for this display.
Sanders finally letting go, and he's trash talking right in Monroe's face...this is a VERY
different Simon Sanders, the fire and intensity here is nothing short of amazing. EMT's
now are coming down to check on Chris Monroe, his arm may be hurt pretty badly here.
Folks, we gotta take a break, we'll be right back.
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* COMMERCIALS: -Fram Auto Filters *
* -Burger King College Footbal promo *
* -Buffy Season Premiere next week *
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$$$$$$$$$$$
$ MATCH 8 $ EWC WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Frozen Hell vs. Beyond Our Control
$$$$$$$$$$$
<<"Bad" Brad Watkins and "Icebreaker" Torvald Reikkersen appeared at the
head of the aisle and were instantly greeted with a chorus of boos. The
Swedish Blond of the Week and Frieda appeared on either side of the lads,
and were greeted with the usual cheers and catcalls. The ladies
paused to point at the boy's shirts -- Brad was wearing the new
Reikkersen shirt and Reikkersen wearing the new "Bad" Brad shirt, both
available for only $24.95 at the concession area. Frozen Hell took
a moment to preen and show off the belts. They then made their way
slowly toward the ring. Halfway down, they stopped and a technician
who was coincidentally in the area handed them some mics.>>
[ICE]
So, Brad, tonight we defend our belts against BYC ...
[Frieda]
That's B..*O*..C, Ice.
[ICE]
No, they may be Beyond *Your* Control, EWC, they may be Beyond
the control of the other tag teams in the EWC, but ..
[BBW]
They are certainly not Beyond *OUR* Control ... See, Torvald and I run
EWC. We speak and things happen. Four way dance anybody? Call that
star veto power, something the rest of these union wage, supporting cast
nobodies will never have. So, Mr. Bean and the fat detective Cannon can
go back to casting. Frozen Hell is more than the megamedia
entertainment corporation that you all love and support. We are the EWC
World Tag Team Champions because WE ARE IN CONTROL!
[ICE]
Do not adjust your sets! We control the horizontal, we control the
vertical, and we most certainly control you two pitiful excuses
for wrestlers. Did I say wrestlers? I don't quite know what
the-Frozen-Hell you are, but it's not wrestlers. Wrestlers wrestle.
[BBW]
Let's just show 'em, right Ice?
[ICE]
Right you are, Brad.
<>
*VERY SHORT REPORT MODE ON*
(Sorry, I just want to get this done, and there isn't very much to this)
After BOC came to the ring, "Insane in the Brain" came on and Siouxnami came
down to ringside to do color commentary...however, their commentary was limited
to random grunts and Ivan Drago-esque "They will lose." comments. The other thing
to note was that Mason Crow was the in-ring referee.
The match was very brief, as BOC tried to make the match the brawlfest they are known
for and Frozen Hell would have no part of it. Baen went to town on Reikkersen (think
X-pac on offense and Ric Flair in full flip flop and fly defense mode), but came off
the ropes at one point and took a Watkins knee right into the back (with loaded kneepad,
natch). The champs took over at this point, using mainly legal tactics (including
a nice shoulder tackle sandwich by the champs) before Baen countered an attempt at
the figure fjord with a kick to the jimmies, which drew a STRONG ref warning from Crow,
distracting Baen enough for Torv to tag out to Watkins and for Watkins to LEVEL
Baen with a charging clothesline.
Baen plays face in peril for awhile, reverses a Watkins flying knee into a spinebuster,
and hits the hot tag to Cannon. From there, it degenerates into a wild brawl, with
all four eventually ending outside the ring, Crow laying down a somewhat speedy (but not
excessively so) double countout.
*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*
* Double Countout *
*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*WINNER*
Postmatch, as the brawl continues, Siouxnami proceeded to clear the american announcers'
table (for a change), carried it over, and attempted to break it across Watkins back..
but Watkins spun Baen around and Siouxnami breaks it across Baen's face instead.
This draws Cannon over...mist in the eyes of Sitting Bull, and Cannon brawls with
Crazy Horse as FH takes a powder and the credits roll.