(Siouxnami is sitting intensely on a bench in their locker room, while Chris
Monroe is pacing around nervously. He opens up the locker room door very
slightly to peak outside and then quickly closes it)
[Monroe]
You want an interview from me right now? Does now look like a good time? We
are marked men. You may as well tattoo bounty signs right on our foreheads -
it's quite obvious that a bunch of crazed individuals are after us. Frankly
I'm concerned for our welfare. I am shaking in my boots. Look at the list
of monsters that want to take us out.
First there's those nutty Hurley Boys....I mean, who knows what they could do
to us. Dearest me, I'm afraid that the same thing that happened last week
might happen again- it's possible that they might attack Siouxnami and end up
getting the Last Stand on the concrete and have a table put through their
heads again - we can't have that happen. Heaven help us if they attack
again.
And then there's Grendel - we're not ashamed to admit that we're
afraid of him. He's an ass-kicking machine with very angry tendencies.
Well yes, it is true that we've put him out of commision not once, but twice
in the past couple of months - BUT maybe that was just a fluke. We're
certainly no match for him!
But not to be outdone there's that badass, TR Parker. I am awfully concerned
about what he might do to us - after all, he might beat us over the head with
his incredible charisma. Part of the reason he's so frightening is because
we have no idea what this man is capable of - we've never seen him even
remotely hurt anybody - so who knows what might happen when that lunatic
roams free. He might accidentally go overboard and give somebody a really
nasty scrape or something.
And last but certainly not least is Fuego. I am deathly afraid of that bamboo
stick-wielding wild man. Look at what's happened the past two times we've met -
I was so over-matched by him that I was forced to put him through a flaming table
and then knock him out with a chair and make him drop the strap. He was such a man
possessed that it was only for my own good and safety that I had to lay him
out on those two separate occassions. Anyone else would have done the same
to protect themself. Even so, he's a tough fellow - what ever will I do if
he were to pick a fight with me? I'll be a dead man, just like he says I
would be.
These guys are all SOOOO dangerous that we are petrified. Look at poor
Siouxnami over there.....they're so frightened that they're scared
speechless! For the first time ever, these articulate warriors are so
worried that they can't even bring themselves to speak! Time and time again
our truly insane opponents have tried to murder us. It's only natura, being
that we're such weak and unworthy competitors, that we'd be concerned for our
welfare. That is why we have told the officials of the EWC that we will not
leave our locker room unless the coast is clear and we're accompanied by
heavy EWC security.
(Monroe quickly checks outside the locker room again, finding a brigade of
security awaiting them outside. He gives Siouxnami the nod and the quickly
make their way outside)
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[PA]
Who you trying to get crazy with, ese? DON'T YOU KNOW WE'RE LOCO?!?!?
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*MATCH #10* Ernie Grendel, "The Strutter" TR Parker, and Fuego
vs. Chris Monroe and Siouxnami
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>>*LOUD boos, catcalls, and even a stray paper cup or two rain down as "Insane in
the Brain" by Cypress Hill comes on, and Asylum walks to the ring with a full security
compliment*<<
We are back folks, and this is the main event of the evening, but there's a problem
here right off the bat, as officals have told us that Fuego has not arrived at the
building yet!
You mean to tell me that jungle moron finally found some brains and decided to punk
out on his teammates and save himself another beatdown?
Sorry, John, but Fuego's just caught in traffic, apparently there's some Elvis festival
going on right now, and he's caught in it.
He's just afraid of getting a hunka hunka burning chair across the head again! When are you
going to realize that Monroe has this guy solved? He's lucky he lost the World belt, cause
now he only has to deal with one more match with Monroe! He probably won't show up
next week either!
[PA]
Let's get crazy...
*the crowd explodes as "Crazy" by Seal comes on over the speakers. Ern steps out,
does the hair mosh w/ the pyros, and sucks in the adolation of the crowd as he
waits at the edge of the ramp...
...for "Strutter" by KISS to come on, as the crowd goes batshit!. TR Parker steps out
and walks down to ringside, where Grendel is standing...and they both do a brief strut
for the fans before sliding into the ring and going after them*
*MATCH BEGINS*
And Parker and Grendel showing NO FEAR as they hit the ring and go after all three men!
No fear equals no brains, as they just waltz into a three-on-two situation!
Both members of Siouxnami are pounding on TR Parker, while Ernie and Monroe are trading
blows in the corner!!!! Dropkick by Ern sends Monroe over the top rope as Siouxnami
try for a double backdrop on Parker and drop him hard to the canvas...but Grendel
springboards off the ropes with a double bulldog on the members of Siouxnami!! And
Horse slides out of the ring, while Sitting Bull is immediately working on Grendel
with chops to the chest!
And here you've got three men who are partners and brothers against two men who have
had their own fair share of wars.
Bull whips Ernie to the ropes...Ernie ducks and SLIDES OUT INTO A BASEBALL SLIDE DDT ON
CRAZY HORSE!!!! And bull turns around..."AIR STRUTTER" SPRINGBOARD CLOTHESLINE BY PARKER!!
AND BOTH MEMBERS OF SIOUXNAMI ARE DOWN!!!! I was about to say, yes, Parker and Ernie have
fought, but they've also teamed with one another as well! And so far, Parker and Grendel
are doing just fine against Asylum!
Yadda yadda yadda, check THAT out!! Monroe with a leaping sidekick off the timekeeper's
chair laid out Grendel as he was getting up. Repeat after me, Cross...THREE...ON...TWO.
They're outnumbered and outgunned!
Referee Terry Magnum now managing to get everyone to head to their corners, as it looks
like it's going to be Parker vs. Sitting Bull in that ring. Parker dodging a punch
attempt by Sitting Bull, and now Parker firing several fists into the face of Sitting Bull!
And now a dropkick has Bull stumbling right into the wrong corner to be. Tag by Parker, and
now Parker legtrips Bull face down onto the mat as Ernie slingshots himself over into an
elbowdrop on the back of the head. Good teamwork by Parker and Grendel.
It has to be running through the back of their minds, tho, that Fuego STIFFED them!!!
He was supposed to be there, and he wasn't. Both of those men have had hellacious wars with
Fuego, and remember, Fuego hasn't been SEEN since last week. Who knows what's going through
his mind...besides fear, that is.
Grendel now has Bull in the center ring, and he postholes his knee into the mat once...
twice...THREE TIMES a posthole!!! Ernie showing his technical side early on here.
Ernie's technical side couldn't operate a toaster, much less win a match. The only
way Ernie can beat anyone is by taking to the air and beating two more years out of his
career.
Grendel had Bull's leg grapevined, but Sitting Bull was too close to the ropes, and
Ernie postholes his knee one more time to break the hold!!! Ern pulls SB close to his
corner and drops an elbow right on that knee...and a tag to Parker. Both men in the
ring, and I think Parker and Ernie had their christmas turkey a bit early, as they just
made a wish, using Sitting Bull as the wishbone!!!
In about two minutes they're going to be wishing that they never trusted Fuego in a
million years.
Parker now moving in on Sitting Bull....Ooh, Bull with a kick upwards right into the
chest of Parker, and that backed him up a bit. SB's on his feet now, and he goes for
a charging lariat that Parker ducks...Parker rebounds off the ropes...LEG LARIAT, and
that'll chop any giant down to size!!!
OK, I admit, Parker and Grendel are making the best of a bad situation at the moment,
isolating one man and going to town on him. But sooner or later, they're going to make a
mental error, and it's going to cost them.
Tag made to Ernie Grendel, who comes in, gets the big man in an armtwist and sends him
to the ropes...big Thesz press by Grendel, *whump* we have one *whump* we have two..
that's it, Sitting Bull gets his shoulders up. Grendel moves in and tries for a DDT...
but Buil just picked Ernie up and SLAMS him down into...I guess you'd call it a released
spinebuster!!!
Whatever you call it, it's an Excedrin headache for Grendel, as now Bull is dragging Ern
to their corner, and a tag to Crazy Horse, and now both near-300 pounders are giving
Ernie their weekly beatdown!
The members of Siouxnami are, as they say, stomping a mudhole in Ernie Grendel right now,
both men just not letting up...and Magnum finally getting Sitting Bull out of the ring...
Magnum's the "anything goes" ref, so they may as well be wrestling a hardcore-style match
in there. Crazy Horse now waiting for Ernie to get to his feet...double handed cross-chop
right across Ernie's throat, and now a BIG tomahawk chop onto the head of the former EWC
World Champion.
And this is Siouxnami in their element..bruising and power moves.
Horse with a knee to the gut, and now he yanks the 191 lb Ernie Grendel up into a
powerbomb position...>>*CROWDPOP*<< Grendel firing some fast punches on the head of
Crazy Horse to try to get him to let go...and MONROE OFF THE TOP WITH A FLYING BODYPRESS
THAT SPIKES CRAZY HORSES POWERBOMB!! And just like that, he's out of the ring!
Smart thinking and good teamwork from the leader of Asylum there, he killed any momentum
Grendel may have had from reversing that powerbomb.
Only problem being that Monroe wasn't tagged in to do it. Parker was in the ring to protest
it, but Magnum now busy getting out as Siouxnami does a "slap tag"...Crazy horse with a
reverse DDT RIGHT ONTO SITTING BULLS KNEE!!! Grendel has got to be in pain after that one!
And TR Parker doesn't have anyone but himself to blame for that. In fact, did you
ever consider that maybe Parker did that on purpose to get Grendel softened up a bit more?
Remember, in jsut under 3 weeks, they could be opponents at Snowbrawl in that big Nightmare
Gauntlet, and there, there are *NO* allegiances.
Sitting Bull executes a pumphandle slam on Grendel, *whump* and he covers *whump* count
of TWO..and Ern gets his shoulder up, but he needs to tag soon. Now Bull lifts Grendel
up for an atomic drop..and he pitches him over the top rope!!!!! And now Bull keeping
Terry Magnum distracted while Crazy Horse goes after Grendel...Grendel sent back first
into the steel ringsteps, and now Monroe is down there, and he's going for a pile...
TR PARKER with a jumping clothesline on Monroe off the steel steps!!!! And now Terry
Magnum trying to pry Monroe and Parker off of each other as Crazy Horse tosses Grendel
back in
And see, here we go, while Parker is busy going after Monroe and drawing the refs
attention, Siouxnami gets a double team going in-ring!
Siouxnami executes an H-bomb on Grendel, and then do the slap tag just as Magnum turns
around. Sitting bull lifts Ernie into a gorilla press...and just tosses him towards
Crazy Horse, who powerbombs him center ring! *whump* this match could be *whump* over..
BUT IT'S NOT!!! ERNIE GRENDEL IS A TOUGHMAN!!! HE WENT SIXTY MINUTES WITH THE WHEEL OF
TORTURE, HE CAN HANDLE THIS!!!
But for how much longer? They're not even letting him near Parker for the tag.
Crazy Horse sends ERnie for the ride, chest first into the turnbuckle, and Crazy Horse
with a CHARGE..but Ernie hoists himself up and over and CH just went headfirst
into the top turnbuckle!!!! But Ernie needs to make the tag!! He's crawling over....
but CH makes the tag to Chris Monroe, and Monroe cuts off Ernie with a stomp right
onto the hand...and MONROE JUST SPIT IN PARKER'S FACE!!!!
Solid strategy, Parker now is trying to get inside, further distracting the referee!
And who said Monroe was crazy?
The free world!!! Monroe stomps Ernie in the family jewels, then picks him up for a
nothern lights bomb, and a slaptag, and here comes Sitting Bull, and Monroe not spending
any appreciable time in the ring, and we know he's the man both Parker and Grendel want
at this point.
But what of it? Grendel's been decimated in that ring, and even if he does tag out,
Parker's one man on three.
Sitting Bull grabs Ernie by the throat...he goes for a chokeslam...Ernie twists and
falls over the top rope...WHIPPERSNAPPER ON SITTING BULL!!!
>>*CROWD POP*<<
Ernie landed on his feet on the outside...and Crazy Horse is right there, he grabs Ernie's
throat as well...PARKER JUST NAILED A CHAIR TO THE BACK OF CRAZY HORSE!!!!
There's your hero! There's your paragon of virtue, using a chair to get ahead in the match!
He's just lucky Magnum didn't see it.
Magnum wouldn't have cared. Ernie now trying to get back into the ring, Parker back over
on his corner, reaching for the tag. Sitting Bull intercepts, tho, damnit, forearm smash
right to the nose of Ernie Grendel, and now he whips Ernie to the ropes, BIIIIG backdro..
ERNIE REVERSED IT INTO A MUDSLIDE!!! AND NOW BOTH MEN ARE DOWN IN THE RING!!!
But look at the beating Ernie has taken compared to the beating Sitting Bull took. Do you
have any doubt that SB's gonna make the tag first.
I know that at Cut 'n Shoot Ernie learned to ignore pain, and he's doing it now...both men
on a slow crawl...Sitting Bull tags Crazy Horse....ERNIE MADE THE TAG! ERNIE MADE THE TAG!
>>*CROWD POPAROONIE*<<
Parker meets Crazy Horse with a kick to the stomach...STRUTTER CUTTER!!!!! Sitting Bull
charges in, and gets a Cutter of his own...Monroe in, and he's dropped!! All three
men have been nailed by the Strutter Cutter!!!! And now Parker firing fists of fury
at Crazy Horse, he's backed into the corner...he's on his butt, Parker firing fists
and kicks on Crazy Horse like there's no tomorrow!!!!
Oh please, Horse outweighs Parker by at least sixty, seventy pounds!!!
He can't outweight a thousand pound heart in "The Strutter"! Wait, Sitting bull coming
from behind, Parker turns around for a kick, caught by Bull..ENZIGURI BY THE STRUTTER!!!!!
SITTING BULL'S DOWN!! Parker turns around, LOW BLOW by Chris Monroe, and now Monroe
setting Parker up...cradle piledriver!!!!!! Parker's down center ring.
And Monroe's going to the top, I sense the RSSP coming on!!!!
Monroe staring at his hands like a madman as he's on top....ERNIE GRENDEL IN THE
CORNER...DRAGON SCREW'S MONROE OFF THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! And now Sitting Bull with
a charging elbow knocks Grendel off the apron...
[PA System]
FUEGO'S GONNA KILL YOU
>>*"Rusty Cage" by Soundgarden comes on as the roof comes off the place*<<
IT'S FUEGO!!! IT'S FUEGO!!!! FUEGO HEADS FOR THE RING, AND HE'S GOT A BAMBOO STAFF
AND HE'S GOING RIGHT AFTER MONROE!!!!! AND MONROE HEADING FOR HIGHER GROUND!!!!
For gods sake, disqualify him!!! He's got a weapon!!!
Magnum has enough problems keeping the match straight. Meanwhile both members
of Siouxnami coverging on TR Parker...PARKER WITH A DOUBLE LOW BLOW!! AND HE
DDT'S BOTH MEN IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!!! Parker with the cover....*whump* one...
*whump* two....THRR..OOH, SO CLOSE!! CRAZY HORSE GOT THE ARM UP!!! Grendel now
trying to get back into the ring...waitaminute, CHRIS SIM!!! CHRIS SIM IS OUT
FROM THE CROWD AND IN THE RING...he just sunsetbombed Grendel to the pavement!!!
Finally, some equalizing to that damn bamboo staff!
Meanwhile, Monroe has been running from that bamboo staff like a fiend, he's in the ring,
Fuego is in....MY GOD, FUEGO JUST BROKE THE STAFF OVER TR PARKER'S HEAD!!! HE WAS AIMING
FOR MONROE!!!
Suuuuuuuuure he was.
No, that was a swing intended for Monroe....Monroe just clotheslined Fuego over
the top rope, Magnum is trying to get Sim away from Ernie Grendel, but it's not
working, Sim continuing to stomp away at the fallen Grendel. In ring, Siouxnami
are upright, they have the now QUITE unconscious TR Parker....."LAST STAND"
Giant Swing bomb into an axe kick! And Crazy Horse covers as Sitting Bull
drags Terry Magnum back into the ring...*whump* *whump* *whump* And that's the
3 count, on behalf of a very UNLUCKY swing by Fuego!
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WINNERS: Chris Monroe and Siouxnami, by pinfall 8:31
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On the outside, Monroe just fired the timekeepers bell into the face of Fuego, Sim
has Ernie in a piledriver position...BACKDROP by Ernie Grendel sends Sim right into
the fans...
>>*CROWD POP*<<
THE HURLEYS JUST HIT THE RING!!!! Double facefirst russian legsweep on Crazy Horse
in the middle of the ring...Sitting Bull just noticed them from the outside, and gets
on the apron....El Hijo slides under his legs as Mack daddy hits a PLANCHA
**CRASSSSH**
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