[Cut to the backstage area, where Sebastian Sloan is standing and waiting for his music to begin] [Sloan] I'll make this brief...Davidson my business with you ended a long time ago...the fact that you keep interfering in my business only shows how truly sick and obsessed you are. I will now put you out of your misery once and for all. Parker, I warned all of these fans about you, I told them you were filled with conceit, rage, jealousy, and evil. They may not have listened before, but now, as you have succumbed to the twisted morality preached by Joshua they must believe what I say. You have attacked me from behind on two recent occasions--thank you for revealing your true colors--you are worse than Davidson...tonight I break you to prevent Joshua from using you the way he used me. When you feel the crimson mask cover your face, when the lights dim and consciousness fades, know I am doing you a favor. ["Dragula" by Rob Zombie plays over the speakers] And sons, this is my war, tonight I fight it alone. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@And we are back ladies and gentlemen, and we've got a LAST MAN STANDING match on tap here, and Jeremy Byron, I *know* you've got a standing interest in this one. Oh, you better believe it. I have a FIRSTHAND knowledge of every stiff and egomaniac in this match..and a couple that aren't. I've been Parker's partner, I've been his enemy, and I've been Collins' psycho slave, and on the good and the bad side of both Sloan *and* Slayer. And you know, I don't like any of them, so I hope the blood flows freely tonight. Sloan is already in the ring now, very focused, he has to be upset on the basis of losing the TV title to Joshua Collins, and he's looking... ["Devil Man" by White Zombie kicks in and the crowd pops for Davidson, much more than they have in the past] ...to take it all out on these two..and SLAYER NOT WASTING *ANY* TIME WITH A RUNNING BOOT TO THE FACE OF SLOAN!!! Slayer and Sloan all over each other right now..the hatred between these two men run deep and strong. Slayer sending Sloan to the ropes, reversed by Sloan... GUILLOTINE CLOTHESLINE DROPS SLAYER ON HIS BACK!!! But he's up relatively quickly, as is Sloan... ["Strutter" by KISS kicks in and the crowd absolutely erupts.] And here comes the little egomaniac now..this time without little miss Queen. No one came out with any seconds..both Lilith and the C of A stayed behind as well...and Strutter running to the apron.. SLINGSHOT DOUBLE BULLDOG ON BOTH MEN!!!!!! And this is going to be interesting, to see if any two guys can put their hatred of each other aside enough to pound on the third. All three men up now, and Sloan shoves Davidson right into Parker...Parker ducks under the falling Slayer, but RUNS RIGHT INTO A SLOAN CLOTHESLINE THAT 360's him!!!! To quote my good friend Austin Powers, YEAH, BABY, YEAHHH!!! Sloan going right after Parker, kneelift to the face sends Parker against the ropes, and now a whip to the ropes...Sloan catches him into a tilt-a-whirl DROPKICK BY SLAYER INTO BOTH MEN SENDS THEM BOTH DOWN!!!! Slayer waits, clotheslines THROUGH Parker and is now on the second turnbuckle pounding away on Sloan...but Sloan drops forward into a reverse atomic drop, and Davidson is down again. And Sloan again basically kicking Slayer aside and going straight after Parker..pounding on Parker's back with vicious clubbing right hands. That could be a mistake, I think Sloan is more or less ignoring Davidson right now. And that's a dangerous thing..Slayer from behind on Sloan with an axehandle...and PARKER WITH LOW BLOWS ON BOTH MEN!!!!! THERE'S the great equalizer!!!!!! More like cheapshots...that's all Parker is, a cheapshot and an attitude. I like a low blow as much as anyone...right Shania? ...but I back it up with talent. Parker now getting some shots on Sloan as Slayer recovers in a corner, so far this match has been all brawling... Parker sends Sloan to the ropes...Sloan jumps onto the second rope, but Parker right behind him..JUMPS UP AND HITS A REVERSE DDT!!!! Parker uses the ropes to help get up and is CLOTHESLINED OVER THE TOP BY SLAYER!!!!! And this match goes to the outside for the first time... Slayer climbing the top rope, going for a double axehandle.. PARKER NAILS A CHAIR RIGHT ACROSS SLAYER'S FACE!!!! Sloan now getting up inside the ring as Parker has the chair again...OOOH, look at the dent on that chair, as Slayer is seeing little birdies fly around his head at the moment... He's still standing, however, that's GREAT stamina on the part of the 300 lb plus Davids...WHAT THE!?!?!? SLOAN WITH A PLANCHA FOREARM FROM BEHIND, SENDING PARKER RIGHT INTO DAVIDSON AND MAKING A CHAIR SANDWICH OUT OF THEM!! And this Sloan has some AMAZING athleticism going for him right now...he picks up Parker and presses him HIGH over his head...and just drops him on the concrete!! Now Sloan going over, picks Slayer up in a suplex position.... And drops into a facebuster on the concrete!!! And Sloan gets first blood in this match as Davidson landed scalp first on the concrete. Sloan being very smart about this, wasting no time, going right over to Parker, and bouncing him off the ring apron, then the steel guardrail, keeping up the pressure like nobody's business. HIT HIM AGAIN, SLOAN!!!!! Sloan obliging with a BRUTAL whip into the steel guardrail, Parker almost bouncing off of the back of it. And Slayer finally coming to over there, as Sloan now whipping Parker the other dire..PARKER REVERSES, BAM!!! Sloan/Slayer collision, and both fall into the timekeepers area. Parker now setting up a chair just past our broadcasters table..and Parker backing up....OUCH!!! Parker just tripped on something and fell facefirst into the steel chair, that HAD to hurt. Why were you slouching back just now? Uhhh...I had an itch on my butt, if you MUST KNOW!!! I think you had something to do with Parker tripping, but it doesn't mean much now as Sloan is going to be first on his feet right now, and he's got the timekeepers bell and he CRACKS SLAYER RIGHT OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!!! ANd SLoan now capsizing the whole table on top of Slayer before moving over to the now down Parker. And things aren't looking really good for Parker right now as Sloan picks Parker up, and a big boot to the face, sending Parker spilling backwards....and now Sloan climbing onto the ring apron, and RUNS OFF THE APRON... AND MISSES PARKER!!!!! SLOAN JUST DOVE INTO THE RINGSIDE DIVIDERS, and Parker dodges a bullet. Parker grabbing the chair he set up earlier and slides it over in front of him.. Parker runs..."STRUTTER CUTTER" ON SLOAN RIGHT ONTO THE BACK OF THE CHAIR, and Sloan caught that right on the throat!!! I'm quite impressed. I didn't think Parker had this much of a vicious streak in him. He and his ego wear it well. You're the last person to talk about ego, Byron..... Parker now taking the chair and folding it over Sloan's head. and Parker now climbing the ropes. Oh my...this could be ugly if it hits.... He's up there....STRUTTERSAULT...AND IS CAUGHT BY DAVIDSON.. POWERBOMB THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!!!!!!!! OUCH!!!! Poor Jorge is scattering for cover, and now Davidson is picking up Sloan...I note that his head is still stuck in that chair Slayer lifts him up, TWISTS HIM AROUND..DEVIL BOMB RIGHT ONTO SLOAN'S HEAD!!!! And that chair is now bentformed around Sloan's head!!!!! Sloan's down and he's not moving!!!! And referee Terry Magnum in there laying a 10 count on both men....and Parker is sitting up at 6...and Magnum stops the count!!! Interesting rules interp there.... Apparently *BOTH* men have to be knocked out for the count to be on both men...so you have to have both men knocked out for a 10 count..if one gets up, the count is broken on both. THAT could make for an interesting match. Meanwhile, Slayer throwing Parker into the ring, and now climbing the top rope.....and a big splash off of the top!!! And Slayer is drawing his thumb across his throat, there could be some ugly things happening here...he picks up Parker....DEVIL BOMB...connects...but he holds on..and picks him up for a SECOND BOMB!!!! And Magnum there laying the count again on both men...he's up to seven.... eight............................. nine................................ SLOAN is up!!! Well, not *really*... Sloan is on one knee, trying to get that chair off of his head...he's not unconscious, but he's not with it yet either. Meanwhile, Davidson going for the coup de grace here, as he pulls Parker up for another powerbomb....but PARKER OVERELEVATES AND FLIES OFF OF DAVIDSON;S SHOULDERS INTO AN AXEHANDLE ON SLOAN ON THE OUTSIDE!!! *big crowd pop* And that's a HUGE move by Parker as Sloan is down again on the outside. The move *did* get the chair off of Sloan, tho..and Sloan is bleeding a blue streak. Parker is VERY slowly getting up, and Slayer just stepped over the top rope, and is heading out...boot to the face of Parker on his way over to Sloan....SLOAN CRACKS THE CHAIR ACROSS THE FACE OF SLAYER!!!!! Sloan was trying to lure Davidson in, and it worked.... Slayer is stumbling around, Sloan picks him up...DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE CONCRETE!!! Oh jeez....I just got a good look at Sloan's eyes..do NOT let that maniac NEAR me.... And Sloan setting up ANOTHER chair, and going over to Parker, who is quite woozy at the moment...he's got the cobra clutch hooked on...PARKER WITH A LOW KICK TO GET OUT OF IT, and he follows it up with a bulldog on the concr...NO, SLOAN SHOVES TR RIGHT OVER THE CHAIR, and Parker falls over it FACE FIRST into the ringsteps. YES!!! That's the way it's done, Sloan!!!! He's not getting hurt very much by these low blows, I think he's wearing a cup. REALLY smart move by Sloan Sloan picks up Parker like he's a rag doll, and runs towards the steel...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Sloan just powerslammed Parker ONTO THE STEEL GUARDRAIL!!! THAT COULD HAVE SNAPPED HIS BACK IN TWO!!!!! DAMN, this guy is effective. Parker is slumped on the other side of the guardrail, and I don't think he's moving anytime soon. Count is being laid on both men now, as Sloan is standing over Slayer, thinking Parker is truly out.....and he could be... count is up to eight........... nine......... Slayer is moving!!!!! *crowd pop* And Sloan is right on him with stomps to the head area, trying to wear him down and get him unconscious. These three can't go at each other like this for much longer. Sloan now has Slayer up...belly to back suplex into the steel ring steps, and Sloan spits on the fallen Mark Davidson in disgust. I'd have had it with Slayer too if he kept knocking on my door after I whipped his ass.... Folks, remember,this is the LAST MATCH that will happen between these three individuals for a LONG time. Sloan now has Slayer up in a vertical suplex position, could be going for a jackhammer...and Slayer falls behind him, ATOMIC DROP, and SLOAN goes headfirst into the turnbuckle post. And Slayer now howling like a wounded animal, as Sloan is VERY slow to get up...he looks dazed, he might have a concussion. Slayer now has SLoan backed up against that steel ringpost.. and is now HEADBUTTING SLOAN REPEATEDLY, and SLoan is caught between that post and Slayer's head...and Sloan is groggy as hell as Slayer pulls him out and whips him to the steps.. and he hits the steps so hard they are knocked away from the post!!! And Slayer SCREEEAMS as he grabs Sloan and sticks his head between his legs...he's setting for this Devil Bomb of his. This is a devastating maneuver...he lifts him up..but SLOAN leans forwards.he's maneuvering so his body is BEHIND Davidson's head...AND FALLS BACKWARDS INTO A STYLIZED FALLING PILEDRIVER!!!!! AND DAVIDSON'S HEAD ALMOST WENT SEVEN FEET STRAIGHT DOWN!!!!!!!! That's it, stick a fork in the Slayer, he's done. He could be permanently hurt after that INCREDIBLE move by Sebastian Sloan...referee laying the count on both men even as Sloan walks away from Slayer and heads over to where Parker was... Ref's up to seven...................... eight......................... And that stops it as Sloan is already pounding on a conscious Parker. Conscious does not mean functioning..ask Davidson. And Davison is getting medical attention right now, he's definitively out of this...hell, he could be out of wrestling the way that falling piledriver ON THE CONCRETE hit. Meanwhile, in the ring..yes, IN THE RING...Sloan has Parker by the throat, and it's CHOKESLAM time!!!!! And SLoan is going to do it again..he's UP...and he's WALKING OVER HERE......AND TOSSES PARKER ONTO OUR TABLE!!!!! That's it, I'm outta here. Sloan is climbing the ropes...and he's on the top rope...and is extending his arms out in a Collins-esque motion.... SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT...AND PARKER MOVES!!!! *CRASH!!!* DAMN, BABY!!!! Sloan's HEAD breaks the table. And Parker is on the floor here... Magnum making the count on both men here..it *IS* possible for this match to end in a draw if all men are unconscious... that's not gonna happen here, tho, as Parker is up..he's staggering towards the now overturned timekeepers table.. and grabs a chair! Sloan is barely with it at this point..if he didn't have a concussion before, he probably does now...I don't think I've seen anyone bleed this much in quite awhile. Parker is up...CRACK!!! RIGHT ON SLOAN'S HEAD!!! AND AGAIN!!!! And Parker right now is going on instinct, he barely knows where he is... Byron, don't you dare move from that spot....AGAIN over the head with the chair, and Sloan is down on one knee...NUTSHOT BY SLOAN, and Parker is doubled over, but he doesn't drop the chair. And Sloan is slowly moving towards Parker, relentless in what he is doing.. And TR AGAIN over the head with the chair, it's VERY dented right now, and TR doesn't care!!! One...two....three...four.. FIVE SUCCESSIVE SHOTS WITH THE CHAIR, and Sloan finally falls facedown on the concrete, and TR kneels on the ground!!! And it took a chair for Parker to even the odds against Sloan, remember that. Referee's count is at seven........... eight...... NINE......................... SLOAN GRABS PARKER'S ANKLE!!!! Sloan is barely conscious, but he's still trying to get at Parker...and Parker pulls away, stands over Sloan's fallen body...and BRINGS THE CHAIR DOWN ONTO HIS HEAD ONE ..TWO....THREE MORE TIMES!!! He then lays the chair onto the head of Sloan and slowly climbs to the top rope. You mean he's not done YET!!!! Climbing to the top rope.. 450 SPLASH RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!!! "Struttersault" finds it's mark. And Parker rolls off of Sloan and gets to his knees as the referee makes teh count. Davidson was knocked out a long time ago, this could be it... Count of eight.............. nine................................... ten! And this one's over!!! *DING DING DING* ########################################## # WINNER: TR Parker, via knockout 14:55 # ########################################## But there was a HUGE cost for this match, as Parker is now barely conscious, and is being treated by EMT's. Meanwhile, Sloan is being placed on a stretches, and Davidson already left in a stretcher and a neckbrace... I will say this, NO ONE can say that any of these men aren't tough as nails. My biggest props go to Sloan. He had both these guys on the ropes for most of the match, and he took Davidson out using his body...TR needed a steel chair and 12 shots at him, PLUS a Struttersault with the chair, to take out Sloan. Sloan had an incredible performance, but when it comes down to it, Parker was, indeed, the last man standing.