From: Joshua SteinTo: swtjlowe@home.com ; jastein@law.harvard.edu Subject: [EWC] Impact #1 (Part One) Date: Sunday, September 19, 1999 11:24 PM [Voice Over] With time, everything must change... [cut to a fish swimming onto shore, moprhing into an amphibian, then another of a gorilla morphing into a cromagnon and then into a human being...] [VO] ...things get bigger and faster, growing better with each progression... [huts turn to small buildings and then explode into giant skyscrapers, horses are joined by chariots and then replaced by race cars, then space shuttles] [VO] ...tonight it is our time to evolve... [we race through a tunnel of light towards a glowing sign floating in the distance, after a few dips and turns we nearly crash right into it...] ============================================================================ =========== ============================================================================ =========== THE ELITE WRESTLING COUNCIL PRESENTS IIIIIIIIIII MMM MMM PPPP AAA CCCC TTTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIIIIII MMMM MMMM PPPPPP AA AA CCC CC TTTTTTTTTTT III MMMMM MMMMM PP PPP AAA AAA CCCC CC TTT III MMM MMM MMM PP PPP AAAAAAAAA CCC TTT III MMM M MMM PPPP AAAAAAAAA CCC TTT III MMM MMM PPP AAA AAA CCC TTT III MMM MMM PPP AAA AAA CCCC CC TTT IIIIIIIIIII MMM MMM PPP AAA AAA CCC CC TTT IIIIIIIIIII MMM MMM PPP AAA AAA CCCC TTT ============================================================================ =========== ============================================================================ =========== [We cut to the Convention Center in Fresno, California where a sold out crowd of EWC stalwarts are in full effect. Some fans are dueling with the new foam Fuego bamboo staffs, others are wearing long hair and banging it like Ernie Grendel, and then there's that section of the audience barking like Jay Gillette. The camera pans down to the announce position where fans of the defunct NEWF find a familiar duo awaiting.] [AB] Welcome to sunny California, a fitting place for the hottest new show in syndication today--the EWC's very first installment of IMPACT!!! I'm Aaron Bishop and this is my co- [GZ] And I am MISTER Gregory Zane, THE man in charge of of this new show, MY SHOW, and don't you forget it, Bishop. [AB] Are we starting this already? [GZ] Just remember who got who this job--you certainly weren't entertaining fans at Hot Summers Night unless we count serving hamburgers to marks in your living room. [AB] *Sigh* Tonight we bring to you an entirely new chapter of EWC action complete with the requisite excitement, intrigue and mayhem you've come to know and love. And to show you we mean business we've got a hell of a main event to cap off our very first night--"Crazy" Jay Gillette's very first Cut N' Shoot title defense against a very dangerous Ronnie Frown. [GZ] Well, Gillette better be fully recovered from his match with Grant Harrison at Hot Summer Nights or Frown is going to make this one short title reign. [AB] Thankfully for Jay he was the one doing the tombstone dropping and not the other way around. We've also got an appearance from none other than T.R. Parker!!! (big pop from the fans) [GZ] Oh, the cheat who needed in excess of 12 chair shots to take out Mark Davidson and Sebastian Sloan...great he's a tremendous role model--I want MY kids to hit people from behind with weapons. [AB] Get real it was a death match Greg, what did you expect? Side head locks and clean breaks--get real. And in our other big match tonight, one that's bound to have MAJOR implications for the EWC World Tag Team Title scene--Weapons of Last Resort finally get their shot at the Children of the Apocalypse inside the ring. [GZ] You've got that backwards. The Rierson's were the ones calling out Kenzake and Turner for most of the summer. They've been patient and tonight, given their impeccable sense of teamwork, I sense they will emerge as the new #1 contenders to the tag team titles. [AB] They've got to get past the former champs, one of whom is a walking skyscraper, AND they have to hope that the Waverunners don't put in an appearance. Anyway, enough talking let's get to the ring for our first match up. [GZ] It's one of my personla favs, the man who is finally, and deservedly, recognized as the final IeWS World Champion, Dr. Destructo. =============================| Dr. Destructo vs. John Sliver| =============================| John Sliver was out stretching in the ring when the opening strains of Chopin's "Funeral March" echoed throughout the arena. Dr. Destructo stepped through the curtain and made his way to the ring to a smattering of jeers. Sliver hit Destructo with an early clothesline to take a quick advantage. Sliver threw Dr. D. into the ropes, and caught him with a well-executed powerslam that drew a pop from the fans. Sliver executed a nice vertical suplex, and picked the Dr. up off of the mat. He whipped Dr. D. into the corner, and charged in. Dr. D. dodged his onrushing opponent, and caught Sliver with a flurry of European uppercuts. Dr. D. then took control of the match, and started wearing out the knee of Sliver. A variety of submission holds were applied to Sliver's leg, but none were able to put him away. Dr. Destructo went to whip Sliver into the ropes, but Sliver reversed it. Sliver tried for another powerslam, but his knee gave out, and Dr. D. capitalized on the mistake by applying the Texas Cloverleaf. Sliver tried to hold on but he couldn't and had no choice but to tap out. Dr. D took a few moments to break drawing some decent heat from the fans. ********************************* ** Winner: Dr. Destructo 4:21 ** ********************************* [AB] And Dr. Destructo once again showing why he's one of the most dangerous mat-wrestlers in the game today. He sure knows a lot of ways to twist a body. [GZ] That's true, but something else that separates Dr. Destructo from most of the pack is his silent-killer personna. He doesn't need to come out here and rant and rave, he isn't concerned about mic time, he comes to wrestle and he's damn good at it. [AB] Still, it wouldn't hurt to know what's going on in his head sometimes. [GZ] You're an EWC employee now, go try and interview him, it's not that hard. Whoever his next target is, I just hope they've got a high tolerance for pain. [AB] All four of our next competitors certainly do. When we come back it's the Children of the Apocalypse facing off against the devastating Weapons of Last Resort. ================================== 12 spaces, one wheel, a whole lot of pain...the WHEEL OF TORTURE...only at Hardcore Homecoming...live on pay-per-view!!! ================================== =====================================================| Weapons of Last Resort vs. Children of the Apocalypse| =====================================================| [AB] This next match is going to be a wild one as there is definitely bad blood between these teams. [GZ] Dan and Zach felt that when the Weapons were tag champs that they were ducking them. The Riersons had pinned superstars like TR Parker yet they are still only beginning to earn respect. If I were them I'd be pissed off too. [AB] Well, Turner and Kenzake are pissed off too. They--- {"Couldn't Stand the Weather" by Stevie Ray Vaughn and Double Trouble plays over the speakers and the fans pop hard) [AB] They actually seem to be coming to the ring now--let's see what they have to say. (The curtains part and Toshiro Kenzake purposefully stalks to the ring with a glower on his face ... he looks considerably different than usual, dressed in a black t-shirt shirt and sweatpants, with his beard shaved off to leave only a trim mustache, and his hair cut back to a shaggy but fairly short cut ... he's got a microphone with him as he reaches the ring, and he speaks in a grim voice, his accent considerably more controlled.} [Kenzake] Week ... to week ... to week ... I have let my friend Glenn do the talking. But tonight, I want to talk. I want to talk about men who do foolish things. On the Lords of the Ring, I let Glenn Turner do a foolish thing -- I let him come out here alone, to talk to you. I was angry, and my friend did not want me to act in anger, so that night, I stay home as he asks. But I did not know Glenn was going to come out here. I did not know he was going to be here alone. And then Zach Reierson and Dan Reierson ... then YOU do something foolish. You come to the ring, and you attack MY friend Glenn ... you come to the ring and AMBUSH my friend ... you come to the ring and HURT my friend!!! {Toshiro pauses for a moment, taking several deep breaths with a grimace as he stares at his hands, continuing again with a forced calm} Foolish things have consequences, Children of Apocalypse. My friend Glenn Turner does a foolish thing, and he gets hurt. He will not be foolish again. /I/ will not be foolish again ... and you ... /I/ will hurt YOU, no matter who is with you or who is with me ... your "father" will not save you ... your gods will not save you ... NOTHING IN THIS WORLD WILL SAVE YOU! IT IS TOO LATE!!! THE MONSTER IS ALREADY HERE!!! {Composure completely gone, Kenzake literally hurls the mic out of the ring, staring wild-eyed at the aisle as he begins to stalk back and forth in the ring ...the fans are just eating this up and let Kenzake know it with a roar of approval} [AB] That is one angry giant. If-- [GZ] Hold on a second. This buffoon may be big but he's stupider than even _I_ imagined if he's going to wrestle the Children of the Apocalypse on his own. His strength and size won't be able to keep both men at bay forever. [AB] This is certainly unexpected Greg. I hadn't been informed of any serious injuries that would keep Glenn Turner from competing tonight. [GZ] Zach and Dan are probably salivating at the very thought of this opportunity. ("Unforgiven" by Metallica starts to play and the fans are providing some serious heat as Kenzake growls in the ring) [GZ] And here they are now this should be interesting... [AB] The Riersons are striding purposefully to the ring as always. Personally, I'm shocked that they didn't try to jump out of the crowd for the quick advantage. [GZ] That's why they're so great--they always keep you on their toes. Plus, these two like to take the fight right at you. (Kenzake suddenly slides out of the ring and charges right down the aisle) [AB] That's exactly what Toshiro is doing now taking the fight right to the Children!!! [GZ] Well he's not exactly being subtle about this--he is a rampaging 370 plus man running right at them. I think they're ready and waiting for this. [AB] Zach and Dan run to meet Kenzake with a double boot but the big man stops short and then wrecks both men with a double clothesline!!! So much for being prepared, Greg. (the fans loved that) DING, DING, DING... [GZ] If I were the Riersons I'd have attacked from two sides instead of going right at him. That was basically suicide. [AB] Kenzake grabs both men by the throat and we've got STEREO ONE-HANDED CHOKESLAMS!!! Look at those bodies almost bounce off of the concrete. Toshiro is really channeling his rage with stunning effectiveness. Now Dan is hurled into the steel divider and Zach is picked up and being carried to the ring. KENZAKE GORILLA PRESSES HIM OVER THE TOP AND INTO THE RING!!! (that one draws the fans to their feet applauding) [GZ] What exactly is Wayne Winans waiting for!?! Why didn't he even try to count these men out? He has no control here in the early minutes and that's a bad sign of things to come. [AB] Would you want to try and get in Kenzake's face? I wouldn't. Zach whipped into the corner and his neck just bend backwards courtesy of a huge clothesline. That's gonna hurt tomorrow. [GZ] Dan Rierson has finally gotten his wits together and climbed onto the ring apron--he does not look amused. That little stunt may have gotten the giant oaf a quick edge but he's still in trouble for the long haul. See, Dan just got a boot up as Kenzake was hitting the ropes. [AB] Blantantly illegal, mind you. [GZ] Effective though since it allowed Zach to follow with a low blow and make a tag--double drop kick, now another and Kenzake is backed into the corner. This may get ugly really fast. (the curtains in the back part and the fans start cheering wildly) [AB] Care to rethink that statement, Greg? HERE COMES GLENN TURNER!!! [GZ] This was all a scam by Weapons of Last Resort!!! Just like at the pay-per-view!!! See, I knew they were afraid to face the Children straight up. [AB] I don't think that's the case at all. Inside the ring, the Riersons are now pounding Kenzake with double axehandles and kicks. Turner charges up the stairs and doesn't stop he's on the top rope--FLYING BODY PRESS catches both men!!! (yeeeeee-haaaaaah!!!) [GZ] Again Winans does nothing--if he's so afraid he should get out of the ring, I'd gladly take his place. [AB] A minute ago when Kenzake was being double teamed that didn't--oh, never mind. Turner grabs Zach and slams him to the mat and then kicks him out of the ring. Kenzake with a headbutt on Dan. [GZ] Turner now stepping onto the apron and he gives Kenzake a big thumbs up. Oh, how cute, the big brain dead freak gives him one back. I'm gonna be sick. At least now, we can finally have the 2 on 2 match up we were expecting. [AB] Toshiro lifts up Dan by the hair, shoves him into the neutral corner and starts unloading with knees to the stomach. Now the giant from Osaka with some evil sounding chops--those are going to leave marks for days. [GZ] This is exactly the kind of match the Children of the Apocalypse must avoid. It's slow and relying on power and brawling, that's the former champs' game not theirs. To regain control they need to really quicken the tempo and double team with a purpose. [AB] Weapons of Last Resort don't look to be giving them a chance to do anything like that. There go a series of size 24's right in the ribs that cause Dan to slump over. Kenzake grabs him by the waste--gut wrench backbreaker--nice move!!! [GZ] This is a bad move. Instead of making a cover, he's tagging in Turner. Sloppiness like that may be okay occassionally but if they keep it up they'll be in big trouble before they know it. [AB] However, Zach and Dan are looking somewhat off tonight. One has to wonder if the absence of Sebastian Sloan might have left them off their gameplan. [GZ] Ever since that 3-way match, Sloan hasn't been seen by anyone so for their sake I hope they can break through to the next level and do things on their own. I for one don't doubt for one moment that they can. [AB] Inverted atomic drop on Dan and now he's flattened with a short-armed clothesline. The former champs may be sticking to the basics so far but they certainly look sharp. [GZ] I am amazed at how controlling they've been with the tempo--that is really the difference so far. Well, that and the fact that one of their team members is over seven feet tall and has a serious attitude problem. [AB] Heh. Hard irish whip causes Dan to stagger right back out to center ring so Turner flings him to the other corner. He charges...leaps...avalanche misses NOBODY HOME!!! [GZ] Dan was able to get out of the way and Turner's head just slammed into the top turnbuckle. He's lucky that wasn't the steel post. The Rierson brothers need to turn this around in a hurry. [AB] Dan Rierson grabs Turner from behind and plants him with a belly to back suplex. Dan's still woozy and favoring that right side, so he has to crawl to his corner to make the tag. Turner is beginning to rise to his feet. [GZ] Took to long! Turner up just in time to catch a springboard clothesline from Zach. That is exactly the type of offense Zach is going to need to really turn the tide of this match--especially since it's Turner in the ring and not Kenzake. [AB] Zach grabs Turner by the head and just drops him with a snap DDT. He's wasting no time though, right back to his feet and he grabs Turner again--this time it's an underhook DDT. Quick cover! ONE................ TWO.................................this is our first of the match................ And Turner able to kick out! (big pop, followed by the start of a TUR-NER chant) [GZ] Great strategy by Zach. He knows that Turner nailed his head a minute ago so he wisely decided to go right at it. If they can cause a concussion this match will end in a hurry. It's hard to hit someone when you see two of them. [AB] Zach drops a knee on the "Gunslinger's" head and now he's just stomping await on it--that's awful vicious looking. (the crowd jeers heavily as Zach stands on Turner's head and jumps) [GZ] What do you expect? He's trying to win a match here, not put on a ballet. Turner's yanked back up and Zach drapes the leg over his head--LEGDRIVER DDT!!! Man, does everybody do that move now? [AB] Fuego's proven time and time again why it's so effective. [GZ] Then why isn't he the world champion any more? [AB] Ugh. Tag made to Dan, the larger of the Riersons. He hoists Turner onto his shoulders as Zach heads up top--he leaps...HURRICANRANA OFF DAN'S SHOULDER'S!!! Turner just dropped a good 8 feet. [GZ] This is what I was talking about. Dan covers.... ONE................ TWO....................this is why you _have_ to take this team seriously........... And Kenzake breaks up the pin with a big stomp. What a jip. (yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!!!) [AB] Winans ushering Kenzake back to the apron--which gives the Riersons a chance at another double team--DOUBLE BRAINBUSTER!!! I sure hope Turner has some advil in the back. [GZ] Or a good retirement plan. After this beating he just might never see clear. The Riersons have targeted Turner's head and they're really doing a number on it. Dan grabs Turner and whips him to the ropes BACK BODY DROP OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! That's gonna hurt. [AB] Tag made back to Zach--he heads to the ropes and he's running them--TRIPLE JUMP MOONSAULT TO THE FLOOR!!! NOBODY HOME!!! Turner was able to roll over and Zach sails right into the divider. (lots of groans for the miss, followed by much louder cheers because of who did it) [GZ] That's the downside to having a high risk offense--when you miss, and it happens sometimes, it can really kill your momentum. How each team reacts at this juncture will say a lot about the wills of each team. [AB] Turner is pulling himself back onto the apron to re-enter the ring. Dan doesn't like that idea so he charges and nails a leaping shoulder tackle--TURNER CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!! [GZ] Nice move there...Dan just bought his brother some more time to recouperate. [AB] Sure, but he just bought himself a world of hurt because Kenzake is in the ring and right behind him. Clubbing forearm from behind. Dan spins around and he's picked up by the throat and lifted straight into the air!!! DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM!!! (pop-fest) [GZ] Man, look at the ring bounce from the impact. Kenzake is playing to the fans now which is a big mistake because Zach is back up and he's perched on the top rope....flying drop kick to the back of Toshiro's knee and he drops to one knee in a hurry. What will to win by Zach--he had just missed a big move--but he knew he needed another to save his brother and he wasn't afraid to go for it. [AB] That's great but he's forgotten about Glenn Turner and he's back on the apron. Zach turns around and walks right into a slingshot sacrifice clothesline. There's a cover... ONE............... TWO.........................this is falling apart in a hurry.................. Dan able to drop an elbow for the save. All four men are up now! (WEA-PONS, WEA-PONS!!!) [GZ] We both know Winans is going to let this turn into a texas tornado match if all four men want it. [AB] Dan goes for an atomic drop on Turner but Kenzake is in from behind with a knee to the back of Dan and that allows Turner to hit a bulldog on the way down--excellent counter. And Kenzake with a kick to Zach's stomach. The Weapons take a brief moment to confer as both the brothers are down. [GZ] If they've got something big planned that's not a bad move, otherwise they should have stayed right on top of things, this match is still totally up for grabs at the minute. [AB] Kenzake goes behind Dan and hoists him high into the air with a full nelson. Turner comes off the ropes and leaps into the air--flying forearm to the face of the trapped Rierson. Now Kenzake just leaps forward and drives him to the mat. Another cover... ONE................. TWO..........either way it goes this may not resolve much...................... THRE-Zach _just_ able to make the save. [GZ] The Children of the Apocalypse need to get themselves together in a hurry or this one is over. Turner goes over to Zach but he misses a wild clothesline and Zach--oh man--HEAD AND ARM SUPLEX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! There you go--big time, critical, offense from Zach Rierson. [AB] Kenzake missed all of that since he was too busy smothering Dan in the corner. He turns around now just in time to see Zach charge, leap onto the top rope, and somersaults right onto Glenn Turner!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! [GZ] The momentum is completely opposite inside and out of the ring--whichever partner can help out their counterpart first could decide who wins this match. Both teams have really turned things up a notch over the last few minutes. [AB] Kenzake sees Glenn in turner so he's going to help--he's stepping over the top rope--Dan leaps and hits the ropes crotching Kenzake!!! (ooooooh) [GZ] He doesn't seem too big to me any more. That's the quickest way to hurt a guy--never fails. Dan seems really winded but he's able to hit a clothesline that drops Kenzake back into the ring. Things not looking good for the former champs. [AB] Dan sees that Zach is going for a chair, he nods in approval and turns back to Toshiro Kenzake. Running knee lift finds the mark. Kenzake sent to the ropes and Dan shows incredible strength...POWERSLAM!!! [GZ] You can tell they're all getting tired since Dan didn't cover, instead he's taking a second to catch his breath, that wouldn't have happened earlier in the match. [AB] Out on the floor Zach has been jabbing that chair into Turner's ribs. Now he reaches back for the big kill. But wait, Glenn with a desperation boot to the stomach and he grabs the chair and waffles Zach with it--HOME RUN!!! Now a shot to the throat! (pop-pop-pop...keeps a poppin')