DING, DING, DING...

[AB]
And here we go, the first man to touch four corners will leave this ring
the Cut N Shoot Heritage Champion.

[GZ]
The odds are good that the other man will leave the ring on a stretcher.

[AB]
Frown and Gillette circle, both men tugging at the slack on the leather
strap.  I'd estimate they've got about 10 feet between them.

[GZ]
Just enough to let them have some room to move, but not enough for someone
to hightail it to the back.

[AB]
Frown charges in for a lock up but Gillette rolls under it and comes up
running.  He bounces off the ropes and flies at Frown--back elbow finds its
mark.  Gillette back up, picks up steam and clotheslines Frown and himself
over the top rope to the floor!

(big pop)

[GZ]
Gillette making it known he has no intention of wrestling against Ronnie
Frown tonight as he's in a hurry to see things disintegrate.  I may not
like the mutt, but it's a good move, he can't outwrestle Frown so he better
out brawl him.

[AB]
Gillette grabs some of the slack and whips it over Frown's back instantly
leaving a deep red welt, there's another shot and another.  Now he goes and
grabs a chair and raises it high over his head.  This is gonna cause more
than a mark.

[GZ]
Think again.  Frown caught the chair on the way down and the stronger
challenger just rips it out of Jay's hands.  

[AB]
Crazy Jay covers up but no chair shot follows.  Frown just tossed the chair
down the runway and now he breaks into a sprint and starts running away.

(the fans are not amused by this)

[GZ]
Well this is an interesting strategy.  Frown had a clear shot with a chair
and instead he decided to run away.  I know we're only in the opening
minutes of this match but I can't even imagine what Frown is trying to
accomplish here.

[AB]
Frown may be trying to run away but he just ran out of slack and Jay grabs
hard and Ronnie tumbles to the ground.  As he gets up he's met with a
leaping forearm to the head.  Gillette leaps onto the apron, leaps, twists,
and BULLDOGS FROWN INTO THE STEEL DIVIDER!!!

(woof!  woof!  woof!)

[GZ]
Whatever Frown is hoping to do he better do it fast.  The champion is
obviously in his element while on the floor so if I were Frown I'd be
looking to bring this match back into the ring as soon as possible.

[AB]
Before he can do that he needs to put a stop to Gillette's offensive
barrage.  Jay just got handed a printer by some fan and he's looking to
introduce Ronnie to it.  Gillette charges but Frown dodges and clips
Gillette's knee.

[GZ]
I know we're only about two and a half minutes into this match but that
might have saved Ronnie Frown.  Kick to the stomach by Frown.  And just
like I suggested, he's rolling Gillette back into the ring.  If Frown's
fabled endurance is legit, he's going to need it tonight.

[AB]
Frown makes a bone snapping guesture and grabs Gillette--what is he going
for?  A BIG...side headlock!?!  What is Frown doing?

(boooooooooo)

[GZ]
Somebody doesn't seem interested in wrestling under Cut N' Shoot rules.
HAH!!!  About time someone in this federation took a stand against
nonsensical violence.  Looks like Ronnie Frown, the working man's hero, is
going to be the man to step up.

[AB]
I don't think he's looking to do anything but infuriate Jay Gillette.
Judging from the fans reactions, it'll probably work.  Frown runs to the
left and just drops to the mat continuing to grind that side headlock.  He
finally releases and now he seems to be setting up for something
special---oh god...rear chinlock by Frown!

(Bull Sh*t, Bull Sh*t)

[GZ]
The fans should lay off Ronnie, this is a solid strategy.  He's getting a
chance to recover, he's slowing down the pace, and Jay can't be saved from
this hold since the match can only end after all four buckles are touched.

[AB]
Saved?  He's got him in a rear chinlock not a reverse figure four.  Frown
picks Gillette up and sends him to the ropes--hey it's a side walk
slam--maybe he's actually interested in winning tonight.

[GZ]
You wouldn't be kidding around if you'd ever felt your vertebrae compress
after a move like that.  Frown kicking away at Frown's back and now he
sends him hard into the far corner.

[AB]
Frown charges in with a clothesline and immediately grabs Gillette, belly
to belly suplex.  Frown stays on top of Gillette until Mason Crow reminds
him that he can't win the match via pinfall.

(JAY!  JAY!  JAY!)

[GZ]
Sometimes in the heat of the moment your instincts take over and you forget
things like that.  Better now then with the tanks on empty.  Frown has
taken complete control of this match.

[AB]
Each man obviously has a very different strategy tonight.  Frown with a
scoop slam and now he's drawing his thumb over his throat.  Is he going for
the Hard Pill already?

[GZ]
No, he's pointing up top.  Not something were're used to seeing from
Frown--but anything to win a title I guess.  

[AB]
Frown goes to the top rope.  Now he drops back to the mat, grabs Gillette,
and goes for another HEADLOCK!?!  I canNOT believe this man.

(the fans are getting really restless, RONNIE SUCKS, RONNIE SUCKS)

[GZ]
Look, he's smiling in there.  He's showing each and every one of those
blood thirsty fans what this game is actually all about.  Not chairs, not
parking lot massacres, good old fashion wrestling.  Where's Retrospection
when you need them?

[AB]
Not here thankfully.  Gillette has had no offense for the past several
minutes--he really needs to do something soon or he really will have had a
short title reign.  Champ tossed to the ropes and caught with a powerslam.
Frown gets up and slaps that first buckle...














There's the second one.........look at him, strutting around with such
arrogance......





















Thr--NO GILLETTE GRABS THE STRAP AND WON'T LET FROWN GO!!!

[GZ]
Frown pulling for all he's worth but he's only gaining a few inches.
Ronnie gives it a huge yank but Gillette didn't fight it.  Frown hits the
third corner but that's accompanied by a leaping avalanche.  Gillette used
Frown's strength against him.

(roooooooooaaaaaaaaaar)

[AB]
Smart move by the champ.  He grabs Frown by the hair and unceremoniously
dumps him over the top and onto the ring stairs--OW!

[GZ]
He's not wasting any time in taking this match right back out to the
floor...exactly what Frown was trying to spare us from.

[AB]
Gillette is on the ring apron, he runs, LEG DROP onto the stairs!!!
Frown's head just made an awful noise hitting the metal.  The challenger is
picked right back up and is hurled into the steel.

[GZ]
Ring stairs, dividers, does the man know any _wrestling_ holds?

[AB]
Sure he does, but this is a Cut N Shoot match, he doesn't need them.
Gillette synches Frown and hoists him up for a vertical suplex but he
turns, falls forward, and drops him rib-first over the steel railing!!!
Frown is once again in a world of hurt.

(the fans are loving it)

[GZ]
This is where Frown's choice of offense may cost him.  Gillette was able to
weather a relatively long period of attack and is still standing relatively
unharmed.  I definitely appreciate the point he's trying to make, but if he
also wants to be champion he better do a little more damage, and soon.

[AB]
Gillette is back on the apron--he leaps, INCOMING, FROWN MOVES!!!  Jay goes
face first into the steel.  Not exactly sure what he was going for there
but it did NOT work.  Frown shaking himself off.  Now he grabs Gillette,
picks him up, SPINEBUSTER ONTO THE FLOOR!!!

(ooooh)

[GZ]
Frown looks to have reconsidered his trategy as he's reaching for something
from the crowd.  Oh man, it's a wooden baseball bat.  What's he doing
though?  HAH!  Frown pulls out a Sharpie marker, autographs the bat and
gives it BACK to the fan.  

(that did NOT go over well, BOOOOOOOOOOOO)

[AB]
Another chance to do some damage is wasted by Frown--how many more
opportunities will he get?  Frown with a knee lift and now he grabs a chair
and tosses it into the ring.  Gillette rolled in and Ronnie goes right
after them.

[GZ]
Frown's had to work hard for everything in his life and this isn't any
different.  But as tough as he is, he has earned a right to do things his way.

[AB]
The steel chair is set up at center ring.  Gillette is picked up for a
belly to back suplex onto the chair...

[GZ]
Not so fast!  Frown pivots AWAY from the chair and suplexes him onto the
mat.  This guys is a riot.

(DIE RONNIE DIE)

[AB]
Frown looks around at the buckles, then at a stirring Gillette and wisely
decides to attack again.  He picks Gillette up and nails him with a headbutt.

[GZ]
Bad move.

[AB]
Gillette is just standing there and I think he's laughing.  Frown with
another headbutt but again the champ doesn't drop.

[JG]
NO!!!  LIKE _THIS_!!!

[AB]
Gillette rears back and smashes his head into Frown and he drops like a
brick.  Now he picks up the steel chair that Frown brought into the ring
and CRACKS it over the challenger's head.  He's not moving!!!

[GZ]
Again, Frown's strategy, though admirable, is coming back to bite him.  

[AB]
Fitting expression since Gillette is now on the mat, in Frown's face,
barking like a rabid dog.  And listen to the fans bark with him.

(it's pretty damn loud)

[GZ]
Frown tossed to the ropes and ANOTHER CHAIR SHOT!!!  This is why we need to
control these matches, shots like that can cause serious brain damage.  And
with a man as hard working and smart as Ronnie, that would be a terrible
shame.

[AB]
Give me a break!  Jay goes to touch the first corner!!!




















He slaps the second buckle..............and he's barking on the
way...............






















There's the third.......ONLY ONE MORE BUCKLE TO GO..............
























Frown takes the strap and leaps over the top rope--pulling Gillette away
JUST before he hit the final turnbuckle!!!

[GZ]
Incredible move by Frown, totally putting his own body on the line to make
sure Jay couldn't end this match.  The only problem is that the slack gave
when he hit the floor so he really wrenched his arm and now he's doubled
over clutching it.

[AB]
The champ sees that and runs--BASEBALL SLIDE TO THE BACK OF FROWN'S HEAD!!!
 He goes sprawling to the arena floor.  I think "Crazy" Jay smells blood.

[GZ]
He does, Frown's been busted open you imbecile.  I really have to wonder if
Ronnie wouldn't be better off competing for the Television title
instead...his sudden aversion to this style is hurting him.

(CRAZY-JAY, CRAZY-JAY)

[AB]
Jay charges but Frown side-steps and a leg trip takedown sends Gillette
face first to the floor.  Frown lunges onto Jay and just pummels him with
lefts and rights--I think someones remembering his old habits.

[GZ]
Good timing.  Frown must have realized that his words will reach more
people if he's a champion.  Look at him rake Jay's face across the laces of
his boot.

[AB]
Ronnie with a few knee smashes for good measure and now he's setting up for
a Tiger Driver '91 on the floor.  If he hits this not only is the match
over, but Gillette may never walk again!!!

[GZ]
Driving an exposed neck onto the concrete is a brutal move...this should do
it!

[AB]
Frown lifts--but Jay struggles and now he's BITING Frown's thigh!!!  Ronnie
screams and that lets Jay back drop him onto the floor.  The fans cheer in
approval as Frown is tossed into the ring post.

[GZ]
Gillette thrives on chaos--it allows him to substitute balls and experience
for youth and skill--so far it's worked for him so you can't really
question it.

[AB]
The champion has set up a table and Frown is dumped on top of it.  Gillette
to the second turnbuckle on the outside--DIVING HEADBUTT!!!

[GZ]
RONNIE MOVED!!!  FROWN MOVED!!!  AGAIN JAY MISSES!!! 

[AB]
GILLETTE JUST WENT HEAD FIRST THROUGH THE TABLE!!!  HE IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN!!!

(collective groan)

[GZ]
I think I'll question that style right now.  Frown grabs Gillette and
throws him back into the ring.  If I were him I'd end this now, I wouldn't
give this psycho another chance to get back into this match.

[AB]
He's agreeing with you.  There's the first buckle.

















That's number two.....................the fans are clapping hard trying to
get Jay to move.............. 
























.......Three quarters of the way to a new champion...........................


























GILLETTE JUST CROTCHED FROWN WITH THE STRAP!!!

(YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!)

[GZ]
HOLD ON!!!  Frown just stumbles backwards in pain--RIGHT INTO THE FOURTH
TURNBUCKLE!!!

DING, DING, DING...

[AB]
No, that's awful--Gillette stops Frown in his tracks but it ends up costing
him the Cut N' Shoot Heritage Title!!!

(BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!  The fans are _not_ happy!)

[GZ]
Gillette gambled and it backfired in a big way.  This is going to be a
tough loss for him to swallow.

[AB]
Look at him.  Jay's just pounding his head into the mat in frustration.  

[PA System]
Your winner of this bout, at 9:58, and NEEEEEEEEEEEW CUT N' SHOOT HERITAGE
CHAMPION, ROOOOOOOONNIE FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!

(the fans jeer heavily as a winded Frown raises the noose high into the air)

[GZ]
You've got to be happy for Ronnie Frown, he really deserved some
recognition after all his hard work.

[AB]
What hard work?

[GZ]
Ending Happy Dawson's career...the millions and millions served...the way
he's about to attack Gillette from behind...

(the fans are screaming at Jay to look out)

[AB]
Frown with a knee to the back of Gillette.  He spins the former champions
around and clotheslines him to the mat.  This is so uncalled for!!!

[GZ]
It's proactive--he knows Gillette has a rematch coming and this will make
it easier to win--sound strategy.

[AB]
It's reprehensible!  Ronnie grabs Gillette's head and slams it into the
mat--BAD CALL!!! Frown didn't learn from earlier--Jay just stares at him
polks him in the eye and smashes his face into the mat--now he's kicking
away at Frown.

[GZ]
The champion wisely rolling out of the ring and backpeddling up the ramp.
Jay tries to go after him but here come the hoardes of officials to get in
his way.  Frown is taunting Gillette, just swinging that noose around and
laughing.

(some rabid fans toss cups Ronnie's way)

[AB]
Fans, this one is not over by a long shot.  I'm sure we'll hear more from
these two next week when we take the first steps towards determining the
EWC's very first North American Tag Team Titles.

[GZ]
That is going to be an even more intense evening.

[AB]
Well, we're out of time so for Greg-

[GZ]
Not a chance Bishop, I'm the lead announcer so I do the closing.  That
jabronie is Aaron Bishop, I am MISTER Gregory Zane and the pleasure has
been totally YOURS!!!  

[AB]
*Sigh* Good night.

[fade to black.]

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