June 2000

• June 1;"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!"
  Elwood (Dan Aykroyd) from The Blues Brothers

• June 2;"Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it."
  Moe from The Three Stooges

• June 3;"You know this mornin' when we was fishin', I sure didn't enjoy having a hole in that boat. I tell you the truth, right now I wouldn't take a dollar and a quarter for it."
  Andy from The Andy Griffith Show

• June 4; Sorry no quote for today.

  June 5;"Go, I say go away boy, ya bother me."
  Foghorn Leghorn from The Looney Tunes

• June 6;"No, try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
  Yoda from The Empire Strikes Back

  
  

• June 7;"It's K-K-K-Ken, c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me. Ha Ha Ha!"
  Oto (Kevin Kline) from A Fish Called Wanda

• June 8;"I can not let any man touch me, talk to me, or see me or I'll be shootin' out kids like a Pezz dispenser."
  Carla (Rhea Perlman) from Cheers

• June 9;"Every day's a gamble. I figure if I wake up in the mornin' I'm a winner."
  Granny (Irene Ryan) from The Beverly Hillbillies

• June 10;"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."
  Cassidy from Top Gun

• June 11;"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there,"
  Ralph from The Simpsons

• June 12;"Fill your hands you son of a bitch"
  Rooster J. Cogburn (John Wayne) from True Grit

• June 13; Two for Tuesday! "Elsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that."
  Rick (Humphrey Bogart) from Casablanca

  "Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
  Rick from Casablanca

• June 14;"Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do it's usually something unusual."
  Winger (Bill Murray) from Stripes

• June 15;"You think you're so smart with that blanket. What ya going to do with it when you grow up?"

  "Maybe I'll make it into a sportcoat."
  Lucy and Linus from The Peanuts

• June 16;"I asked for a car, I got a computer. How's that for being born under a bad sign?"
  Ferris (Matthew Broderick) from Ferris Buellers Day Off

• June 17;"I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am."
  Green Eggs and Ham from Dr. Seuss

• June 18;"I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them."
  John Wayne from The Shootist.

• June 19;"Use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved."
  Police dispatcher from The Blues Brothers

• June 20; 2 for Tues. "Ahhh! You cursed rat, look what you've done! I'm melting, melting..."
  Wicked Witch of the West (Margaret Hamilton) from The Wizard of Oz

  "Let the joyous news be spead, the wicked old witch at last is dead." Munchkins singing
  Glinda the Good Witch of the North (Billie Burke) from The Wizard of Oz

• June 21;"Not in the car, not in the bar. Not in the house, not up your blouse. I cannot touch you here or there, I cannot touch you anywhere."
  Dick (John Lithgow) from 3rd Rock From The Sun

• June22;"Well color me happy, there's a sofa in here for two"
  Vivian (Julia Roberts) from Pretty Woman

• June23;"Ya, it's pretty hard to tell who's a boy and who's girl, unless you happen to be one of them."
  Mr. Kimball (Alvy Moore) from Green Acres

• June24;"Look at you. You're spiffier than a petunia in a patch of chigger-weed"
  Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) from M*A*S*H

• June 25;"Of course I don't have my underwear, I'm defiantly not wearing my underwear. It's not my underwear."
  Raymond (Dustin Hoffman) from The Rainman

• June 26;"Gonads are useful for their purpose, but they are no substitute for brains."
  Paul Harvey

• June 27; 2fer Tuesday. "Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Pupond?"
  Grey Pupond commercial

  "Friends, go in and see your DeSoto Plymouth dealer tomorrow. And when you do, tell them Goucho sent ya."
  Old DeSoto commercial with Groucho Marx