'But that's my special soap!'- Zandra 'I know what that is... it's a baby!'- Patsy 'Tai-San, you are out of your warped little mind'- Jack 'Are you saying I haven't got anything better to do than paint my nails?'- Zandra 'Shes a stray' - Dal 'Are we talkin bout the girl or the cat?'- Amber'I thought all the tribes were about to kiss and make-up?'- Amber 'Don't be so dramatic Amber, guys have dumped girls before and the world survived.'- Salene 'Ryan, one; Best- there isn't really a lot of choice is there? Two; Man- that's debatable.  Three; Wedding- what wedding?  There isn't going to be a wedding.'- Lex 'Only a knock over the head with a large hammer could change Lex!'- Dal 'No, Lex isn't scared; he's petrified.'- Amber 'You think if I drink this I'll turn into a monster?'- Lex 'Too late Lex.'- Bray 'I've never hit a dying man before, but there's always a first time.'- Danni 'Yeah, a weird sensation...like I'm in the room with a total fruitcake!'- Alice 'Your face doesnt look like a prune anymore!'- Patsy 'It looks more like a turnip!' - Cloe 'Thanks Cloe' - Lex 'Ambers probably in one of her moral dilemmas right now, like which lipgloss to use!' - Lex"Remember the eleventh commandment , thou shalt not shoot thyself in the foot" - Ebony 'Because daughter of mass murderer sounds sooo much better than just murderer'- Danni 'Your in my bed, that's what, and this is strictly an invitation only place, and an exclusive one at that!'- Lex 'Jack, do something!' -Salene 'What? Its a camera Salene, not a catcher for the New York dodgers!' -Jack 'I see you've been redecorating our mall.  I must say I don't like your taste in wallpaper.'- Bray 'It's an apple?  Apples have been doing people in since the beginning of time.  Remember Adam? Ans Snowhite?  Both lured to their fate by a shiny red apple, just like the one your holding in your hand.  On the other hand, it might ot be an apple at all.'- Alice 'I've got my own names for some of you lot...tortoise, mouse, chicken and don't forget Mr.Pussy Cat here...meeeoooww?'- Lex 'Oh, why don't you just go join the Chosen Salene?  Once and for all.  So tell them Zoot appeared to you in a bolt of lighting and told you to kiss his backside!'- Alice 'Does the Guardian wear women's underwear in bed?'- Lex 'Hi Trudy'- Eagle 'AMBER!  But you're dead!'- the Supreme Mother 'Yeah, it's nice to see you too.'- Eagle 'Long Live Bray, the humanitarian!  Lives saved, souls redeemed, conciences cleared and special rates for FRUITCAKES!'- Lex 'Zoot was a monster turned into a God by a lunatic!'- Ellie 'The Guardian is not a lunatic...'- Luke 'Oh, get real, the Guardian is a headcase!'- Ellie 'So let me get this straight.  There's the rebels, but they're not here.  Then there's Jack, Cloe, Ryan and Danni- all missing.  Then there's Zandra, Dal and Patsy- may they rest in peace, and then there's, um...what's her name?'- Ned 'AMBER.'- Tally + Andy 'That's right, she's dead too, but then it turns out she's alive!  It's beautiful!'- Ned 'We were digging around all over for you, you didn't get into some kind of hole did you?'- Alice   All right Trudy, I'll tell you what I think. I think you've got a chip on your shoulder the size of a house!' -Amber "The virus is spreading again, we're about to starve. Another day in paradise." -Amber 'I'm talking to the organ grinder, not the monkey!'- Bray "Actually I don't see how anyone can be lonely with people like Lex and Jack around. The psycho-terminator and the nerd." -Amber " Why do we have to carry on looking for the antidote, can't we just go back to the mall and rest "- Trudy "Are we gonna fight these guys or play them at mixed doubles?" -Lex "But you haven't got a bull, have you Lex?" -Bray "No, hes just full of it!" -Zandra "If you want annoyed we've got it by the bucketful. If you want food, keep your vermin under control, we're going as fast as we can." -Amber "Look at the way he's directing us with his nose, its as if hes trying to tell us something!" - Saene "He's Bob, not Lassie!!" - Ebony "And of course, the secret ingredient is custard" - Tai-San "Yeah, custard. Custard?" - Bray We're Mallrats. We're a protected species." - Dal "You? I never saw you doing much! Uncle Lex, the kiddies pal? Yeah right!" -Amber "Yeah well Ebony's cracked. This is the Chosen we're talking about. If they get to the alarms we're gonna need iron bars not an extra set of bells" - LEX "yeah, I can really see them going 'Run run, they've got 2 stes of alarms!'" - KC "Yeah right. 'Oh mighty Zoot, you never warned us about this one!'" - LEX  "Ryan, do you remember once in another lifetime, me asking you to find some rubber bands?" -Amber "Congratulations. You've just signed your own death warrant. Excuse me" - Lex "What about ex-boyfriends? What do they do when their girl suddenly reappears on the scene?" -Amber "Keep a distance, be polite, but wary." -Bray "They don't start thinking they might give it another go?" -Amber "No way!" -Bray "Jack, tell me honestly, I mean, what are our chances here?" - BRAY "Well I'd put mine at about 90%, and I'm not so sure about yours" - JACK "Don't get cockey!" - BRAY "Fine! Leave! Don't worry about us, we'll be just fine without ya!" - LEX