MyQuotes

These are non tribal Quotes, If you are British...you may find them offensive as my friends and I often have debates about this stuff as I'm a biast South African!

Claire: "Bloody hell, why do they confiscate our mobiles if we use them at lunch times?"
Chloe (me): "Cos whilst we're in solitery confinment, they dont want us to have contact with the outside world!"
Ellie: "Thats stupid!"
Chloe (me): "Keen observation, there!"

Alex: "How come you saw scary movie?! Your not 18!!"
Chloe (me): "Yes well, I saw it in South Africa you idiot!"
Alex: "Like I said, your not 18!!"
Chloe (me): "Ja, us South Africans arnt as tight as you british!"
Alex: "Excuse me!! The british are not tight...well yes they are...but the South Africans are too slack!"
Chloe (me): "I prefer laid back!"

Tom: "What does that say on your folder?"
Chloe (me): "Babes with brain"
Tom: "So u believe babes have brains?"
Jamie: "No Tom, it says Babes with Brain, meaning a whole lot of babes sharing one brain!"
Chloe (me): "You two are soo predictable!"

Jamie: (sarcastically) "You need to learn to understand British sarcasm, darling!"
Chloe (me): "That a fact?"
Tom (sarcastically): "Yes us British drink tea whilst having sex!"
Jamie: "Your going too far Tom!"
Chloe (me): "Thanks for the visual!"

Jess: "Gawd, stop talking so fast and stop for air, girl!"
Chloe (me): "Soz, I'm afraid If I stop for air someone else might get a word in!"
Becky: "Gee, really? We hadent noticed!"

Becky: "Why is Alex going gothic?"
Chloe (me): "Because she fancies all the goths and when we're in Guildford she always walks up to them chanting, 'Tooty Frooty, babeee!!'"
Becky: "Man, poor guys!"

Charlie: "mmmm Dwayne Cameron is really sexy!!"
Chloe (me): "He needs to cut his hair to like it woz in s1!!"
Charlie: "Y? I like it!"
Sofe: "Plz dont get Chloe started!"

Chloe (me): "I cant sing, Charlie rated my voice 6 out of 10! Your thinking of choreograhy! I'm good with that!"
Brooke: "Chorey wot?"

Mrs Marsden: "Chloe! Close the door, were you born in a barn?"
Chloe (me): "Well I dunno wot the facilities of Frimley Park Hospital were like in the eighties! Have u seen the dresscode?!"

*Teacher spots me and Charlie talking during a maths lesson*
Mrs Marsden: "Oh I'm sorry Chloe and Charlotte, am I out of the maths fashion?!"
Charlie: "Mrs Marsden, Maths isnt a fashion!!"

Mrs Bird: "Chloe come into my office!"
Chloe (me): "Why?"
Mrs Bird: "Dont question my authority!"
Jess (mimicking a cartman voice): "Do not assert my authoritaah!"

Chloe (me): "Erm, excuse me! I am South African, I think I would know!"
Teacher: "Are you contridicting me?!"
Chloe (me): "No, I'm just correcting you!"

Sofe: "Have you ever led a life of normality?"
Chloe (me): "Ehem...excuse me! Define 'normality' ?!"

Liam *dancing in a very high way* : "Hey Chloe, did you know that: 'I wanna have sex on da beach'!!"
Chloe (me) *Ignoring his attemp 4 attension and typing on the comp*: "I'm pretty adamant you do, Liam!"
Liam: "Whos got a pretty abdonment?!"

Jack: "Hey Laura do you understand this?"
*produces english riddle from the internet*
Laura *looks at it*: "No sorry!"
Jack: "Your a sixth former and you dont get it?"
Chloe (me) *groan/sigh*
Laura *to Jack*: "I dunno, your the geek who looked it up on the internet!"