Here are the Majestic Crap-Ramblings of your Masters, Pazy and Lou! We go as follow: Sara= Pazyzzle Sars (Pazy) Laura= Larue (Lou) Sara: God Laura, everybody hates you. They just do. Laura: Yeah man, specially the Protestants. Sara: I know what you mean... Turns out the Conservatives have me on their hitlist Laura: ok, i'm a porn freak Sara: i know Sara: me too! Sara: i want a manjuicer Sara: id put it riiiight next to my musclemaneasybaker Laura: hahahahahahahaha Laura: i need me one of those Sara: lol! you can borrow mine Laura: i hate lamos Sara: i hate lamos too! Sara: hey laura Sara: how much do your rents go at it Laura: aaaggggh!!! Sara: ok i jus woke up like 2 minutes ago.. and it wus 6:12.. and i wus like, OMG!! MY ALARM DIDNT GO OFF!!O CRAP!! Sara: i thought it wus like.. morning (this occurred, obviously, at 6:12 PM) Sara: man we're hot Sara: i mean like Sara: u can scramble eggs on us Sara: or like.. boil water to drink latah hot Laura: we dont need umbrellas Laura: the water evaporates before it hits Sara: looks like rain.. nooo worries! Sara: hehehehe my capes on the floor Laura: mines in the dirty clothes Laura: i was Super Launder Lady Laura: *POWZA Laura: holy cup a noodles and crackers Launder Lady! Laura: where did the stains go!? Sara: LOL IM THE SIDE KICK!!! Sara: Little PowderDeterrgent Puff Sara: with her mighty OUT powah! Laura: they went where all stains go Puffy Laura: to stain prison Laura: Ah ha ha ah ha *resolving music plays Laura: *fade to black Sara: a ONE, a TWO, a YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! Sara: man im feelin kinky Sara: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAH Laura: hahaha Laura: me too Laura: i kow Sara: u kow Sara: wuts that? Sara: like some freaky yoga sex trick? Sara: THAT U HAVENT SHOWED ME YET?!?!! Sara: DAMNIT LAURA!!! Sara: UR SUPPOSE TO SHAAARE THESE THINGS!! Sara: why dont they have stuff u can use to wash ur bellybutton with? Sara: i mean.. it gets dirty too Sara: it has rights! it has freedom! Sara: WHERES ITS FUCKING EQUALITY?! Laura: down the drain sara Laura: down the drain Laura: thats right!! Laura: i pulled the plug! Sara: lol u biitch Sara: belly buttons have rights too!! Sara: i mean, if theres soooo much controversy for what comes out of it, dont u think they alteast deserve a fuckin SOAP?! Sara: DAMNIT! Laura: hahhahaha the oppression Sara: of belly buttons Sara: *this is where the sad violin music comes in* weee wah weeeeee daaa naaah weeeeeeeee Sara: DINKYDINKERDILLHOLE! Sara:..we got hunk-jacked Laura: totally Sara: u noe wut i did today.. i wus in social studies and teh teacher handed out new workbooks.. while everybody was working i wus drawing king kong fighting on the eiffel tower Sara: ya ku za! Laura: haahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! Laura: 20 bucks says half of it's the bra Laura: its that child star thing, im tellin ya Sara: damn that danny sumthinfield Sara: I WANT ME SUM POLITICAL POWERS!! Sara: LINCOLN!! MATH HOMEWORK, STAT! Sara: but ma am.. four scores and.. SHUT UP!! Sara: j'ai perdu mon Euro Sara: *sniff* j'ai ete mort Laura: gah! Sara: i WAS dead!!!!! Laura: why? Sara: i lost my euro Laura: oh yeah Laura: poor poor euro Sara: JEESE forget so quickly! Sara: GAH WUT ABOUT ME?! Laura: hahaha Sara: I WUS EUROLESS!!! Laura: haha Laura: you got me all excited for the euro? Laura: that you lost anyways!? Sara: i think thats off a porn site.. i unno.. i typed in hotguys.com Sara: and all this stuff about gay porn popped up Laura: hahaha Laura: oh jebus! Laura: his pants! Sara: LOL! I DDINT EVEN NOTICE THAT!! Sara: OMG U PERVERT!!!! DONT LOOK! DOOOONT LOOOOKK! Laura: ho Laura: mo Laura: sexual Sara: LOL Laura: AAAAAHH Sara: je ne suis pas homosexual(i am not homosexual) Laura: tu es! tu es!(you are! you are!) Sara: mais TU es!(but YOU are!) Laura: hahaha Sara: hahaa! tu aimes les boobies(you like the boobies!) Laura: niiice Sara: those are stripper shoes Sara: so theyre in your salary Sara: Laura: yay Sara: man i love gay people Sara: they make the world so cheerful and color coordinated Laura: LOLOL! Laura: i spent a grotesquely long amount of time in the bathroom Sara: LOL Sara: were u constipated Laura: i was just lazy though Laura: the toilet was comfy Sara: man.. im not that lazy!!! Sara: usually if i am.. something splooshes and wakes me up! Sara: sploosh! GAH! GAAH!!! Laura: i had the radio playin Laura: relaxiiing Sara: were u boogyin on down Laura: oh yeah Sara: omg.. i can see u on the pot.. jiggyin with ur pants at ur ankles Sara: GAH! Sara: it buuuurns.. Laura: mental image!! Laura: laura on the toilet! Sara: i was whizzin on the electrical fence Laura: uh huh Laura: hahhahahahaha Sara: i missed.. Laura: EW!! Laura: i knew you had the wang Sara: no Sara: i have a VAGINA thats y i missed Sara: hecho en Hong Kong.. how many people can say that Laura: wha? Sara: iunno thats wut it said on my underoos Laura: can i be Satinerweener? Sara: LOL fine but i wanna be the Monstrous Suckabaloo Laura: *pbpbbtpttppb* cmon *pbbbbbbbbbtbtbppb* cmon Sara: omg id melt Laura: oh man Sara: out of my clothing! Laura: oops, my pants fell off Laura: said in robotic voice.. oh crap, i am naked, do me now Laura: lol Laura: i mean Sara: LOL Sara: i love my bald kitty Laura: haha, i love my fat kitty Sara: my bald cat is cooler Laura: whatevah Laura: hes not a mafia mobster Sara: yes he is Sara: hes tweek the snitch Laura: hahaahahahahha Sara: I sware i didnt tell! HEY TWEEK! IS THAT U Sara: shit! shit!! not now!! Sara: thats the wire going off Sara: damnit my cats a schitzo! Laura: its ok Sara: its like attacking my hip and leg!! Sara: wuts ok? Sara: my schitzo cat or the freshmaness? Laura: the schitzo Laura: no excuse for freshmaness Sara: damniT! BOOOBS!! GET BIGGGER! AND SARA *yeah?* GET COOLER!!!!! Laura: you be too cool for me with big boobies Laura: waay to cool Sara: BAKERY WAR! ON U!! Laura: NOO!! Sara: the road may be dangerous.. and butter filled.. but I'll trudge on