Dealing with the stench of those around us is something that need no longer be tolerated. Just answer a few simple questions

Our olfactory glands are way for those members of the human species that are aromatic to narrow their world down. People cannot help but be affected by the stench of those around them. If you are dealing with a loved one that bares a distinctive odor, and you wish to remove their reek, than you have come to the right place. Just answer a few simple questions, and we will get back to you about an answer to this dilemma of nasal proportions. :)

Full name?:


City, State, Address?:


Why dose He/She stink so bad? :

dose not wash feet
Eats garlic and pickles
never brushes teath


What are you willing to have us do to end the rank odor that so offends your nostrils?The choice is yours, we offer you sevral options :

Kill the smelly one?
mame the offender of your nostrals?
Slaughter the stiny people?
Hurt the smelly ones?
or we can skrub away smell with good soap?


What causes His/Her stench?:


Let us know exactly how you would have us handle this problem for you: