I have recently been diagnosed with AAADD - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it goes......

I decide to clean off the front patio. I start to the patio and notice mail on the desk that needs to be taken down to the Post Office. Ok, I'm going to the Post Office......

But First, I'm going to go through the mail that was delivered. I lay the car keys on the desk. After discarding the junk mail, I notice the trash can is full. Ok, I'll just put my bills on my desk.......

But first, I'll take the trash out. But since I'm going to be near the mailbox, I'll address a few bills.....

Now, where is the checkbook? Oops....there's only one check left. Where did I put the extra checks? Oh, there's my empty coffee cup from last night on my desk. I'm going for those checks.....

But first, I need to put the cup back in the kitchen. I start to head for the kitchen and look out my balcony. I notice that the flowers need a drink of water. I put the cup on the counter, and there's my extra pair of glasses on the kitchen counter. What are they doing here? I'll just put them away......

But first, I need to water those plants. I head for the door and notice that someone left the TV remote in the wrong spot. Ok, I'll put the remote away and water the plants on my balcony.......

But first, I need to find those checks.

End Of Day: The patio has not been cleaned, the bills are still unpaid, the cup is still on the counter, the checkbook still has only one check left, and I've lost my darn car keys.......

And, when I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled because I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY! I realize this condition is serious.......

I'd get help.....

But first......I think I'll check my email.