The Mexican
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes
right
by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know
the
law, you've got to go back across the border right
now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must
stay in de
USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent
thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard
for him and says "Ok, I'll
let you stay if you can use 3 english words
in a
sentence".
The Mexican man of course agrees.
The
Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink
and
Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence."
The Mexican
man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says,
"Hmmm, Ok.
The phone, it went Green, Green, Green,... I Pink it up,
and sez
Yellow?"
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