Miricles can happen

A woman was feeling rather ill, you know throwing, stomach pains, The whole nine yards. So she, goes to her doctor for a diagnosis.

"Doctor," she says. "Examine me, something's wrong."
"Okay, let's have a look."
says the doctor.

So the woman strips and lays on the table naked. He looks between her legs once and says "You know what? You're pregnant."
The woman says, "But Doctor, that can't be, I'm a virgin"
Doctor says "It's possible I've made a mistake, let's look again" And he examines her again, "No doubt about it, you're pregnant"
"But Doctor, you MUST be mistaken,"
she insisted "I'm a virgin" And Doctor says "Well, you're pregnant" and with that he leaves her lying on the table and opens the window and starts staring out.

The woman after about two minutes asks "Doctor, what could you possibly be staring at outside the window, while that draft is blowing betwwen my legs?!"
"Well, I say you're pregnant, right?"
"Yes"
"You say you're not, right?"
"Yes."
She says again.
"Well, the last time this happened this happened there was a star in the East and I won't miss the son of a bitch this time!!!"

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