Work vs Prison Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.....

In Prison - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell
At Work - you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 6 cubicle
In Prison - You get three meals a day
At Work - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
In Prison - you get time off for good behaviour
At Work - you get more work for good behaviour
In Prison - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself
In Prison - you can watch TV and play games
At Work - you get fired for watching TV and playing games
In Prison - you get your own toilet
At Work - you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat
In Prison - they allow your family and friends to visit
At Work - you can't even speak to your family
In Prison - all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work involved
At Work - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work, and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
In Prison - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
In Prison - you must deal with sadistic wardens
At Work - they are called managers
SO WHY IS IT, AGAIN, THAT WE WORK?