Is There a Hell?

You bet your sweet cheeks there is. On pouring through the numerous sites on the web at the moment about just this very topic, I found most, though not all, of them to be dry, pointless, boring, and uninformative. I've seen at least one about sounds supposedly recorded in Siberia which prove that there is a Hell. There is also an extremely amusing one which offers a tour of Hell using apparently random clip art and animations in an extremely amusing, if not terribly convincing, way, and telling me that Imagine by John Lennon is the theme song of Hell.
So anyway, I thought, why should my site be left out in the grand debate over whether or not there is a Hell? If there's one cliché I never tire of, it's religion in all its various forms (and before I get a lot of nasty e-mail, let me warn you that I really do mean this just the way I said it). So, here is my little site dedicated to the question...

Is There a Hell?

Actually, that reminds me of a funny joke about Hell. But on with the subject.
Yes children, there is a Hell. And if you don't believe exactly as I do, you'll go there.
No, wait, that's wrong. I'll try again.
No children, there isn't a Hell. And if you don't believe exactly as I do...
No, no, wait, that can't be right.
Well, if there is a Hell, and I can't really decide, then it probably has something to do with being forced to sit in a room and listen to a bunch of religious nuts tell you whether or not there is a Hell. So I'm just going to leave it until I have a better idea.
Oh, and below (unless it popped up, in which case above) is my expression of what Hell looks like. Take that Geocities!
Get back to where you once belonged.