| Lord of the Pit | God of the Eutruskans | Man/Woman Who Was Intentionally Left Blank |
| Keeper of the Pickled Head of Socrates | Repetitious Lord of Ruling Redundancy | He/She Who Is In The Know |
| Honorary Brother Karamazov | Poor Sod | Licker of Toads |
| Poet Lariat of the Wild West | Pre-Anti-Neo-Thuddite | Lesser Known Ungulate of the Chest of Drawers |
| The Left Dishonorable Anti-Judge | Lemon Curry? | Earl of Duke |