Now, many Discordians say that they don't want prophets, because it would jeopardize their "non-prophet" status (which is a cliché and a Discordian one at that). I don't hold to this; I think we need lots of prophets, the more the merrier. In fact, prophets aren't much more than people who like to say things prophetically, which basically means that what they say has deep meaning but no one can understand it. And if Eris had intended that all Discordians be the same, she would have phoned me (although the Center has an unlisted number after recent prank-calls by members of the Ancient Illuminated Seers of Moldavia, a not-to-terribly with-it group of misfits who were too silly to join the AISB). So I'm keeping the Prophet title, and I'm declaring this Cathedral officially un-de-prophetized by making a lucky Fenderson out there a Prophet; namely Prophet Fenderson! Long may he blather. Besides, I'm a Karmic Erisian, so I don't have to listen to Mother Church anyway.