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THESE ARE SPIRIT FINGERS!
I know that this page has a similar content with that in the Dialogues page but these are some of my favorite quotes in the movie. Plus, these are much shorter (duh!) than the dialogues so please enjoy! You're also welcome to submit your favorite quotes as well. Just email me at the given email add.

 

"I'm still Big Red!" (Big Red in the opening cheer)

"Cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded!" (Sparky giving the Toros a prep talk)

"She puts the ASS in MASSIVE" (Duo bitch talk between Courtney & Whitney)

"Missy's the poo, so take a big whiff" (Captain Torrance defending newcomer Missy).

 "Don't slack off just because you feel sorry for us" (Iris trying to tell Torrance to bring it)

"I transferred from Los Angeles, you're school has no gymnastics team, this is a last resort!!" (Missy yelling out her intentions)

"Let's beat these buffys down so I can go home" (Jenelope showing off her anger)

"These aren't spirit fingers... THESE are spirit fingers!!"  (Sparky trying to teach them his special moves)

 "Maybe if you skip enough meals you body might eat up your ass" (Sparky being a jerk to Darcy)

"Wait, people cheering cheerleaders?" (Cliff trying to sound amusing)

"You're having cheer sex with him!"  (After Torrance flirt with Cliff)

"Torrance: We're humiliated in our own turf"
"Missy: We might have to have a rumble!"
  (Now Missy trying to sound amusing)

"Big Red has no feelings...just testicle"  (The girls support towards Big Red)

"To be a cheerleader, you have to throw people in the air. And fat people don't tend to go as high"  (Sparky referring to Darcy's body)

"Do I look like a milkman because someone feels like a cow!"  (Jan having to put up with Carver)

"The loser sneeze is out, wait do they still do that in Kentucky? No, homemade bombs and guns but no loser sneeze"  (Cliff on his first day in class)
 
"Missy: What is your sexuality anyway?"
"Les: Well, Jan's straight while I'm ... controversial".
"Missy: You mean you speak fag?"
"Les: Oh fluently"
(The great conversation in Les's car)

"Jenelope: Stop being so counterproductive"
"LaFred: Will you quit teaching her these big words before she choke on one".
"Jenelope:  Or better I choke you, LaFred!"
(the Clovers having a meeting)

"Is her drug dependency gonna be a problem? " (Cliff trying to convince Torrance to take Missy)

"I'm making money from guys by oogling my goodies." (Cliff & Missy in the carwash)
 
"Darcy: Remember, they give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.  "
"Kasey: Did we bring those?"
(Kasey a little confuse with Darcy in the regional)
 
"Don't punish the squad for Big-Red's mistakes!" (Courtney trying to win everyone's attention)

"Footballer 1: Jan's got spirit, yes he do"
"Footballer 2: Jan's got spirit, how 'bout you!"
"Jan: Dude, you just lost!"  (
RCH footballers teasing Jan)

"Besides she looks like an uber dyke!"  (Whitney's opinion on Missy during try-outs)

"Hey I can't help it if my digits slip every now and then!"  (Jan defending his err... actions)

"She puts the ITCH in Bitch!"  (a part of the bitchy duo's conversation)

"I know you are sexually harass right now, but it beats the hell out of a shattered skull. Think about it!" (Sparky being a pain in the ass again)

"Pauletta, you don't have to lose a pound girl. We love you just the way you are!" (The Clovers saying thanks to Pauletta)

"Courtney: Darcy thinks she should be the captain cause her dad pays for everything"
"Whitney: He should use some of that money to buy her a clue." 
(Courtney & Whitney's little conversation over Darcy)

"Pass those compliments down to your ass before it builds it's own website!" (Sparky picking on Darcy during practice again)  

"Shut up! We both know it's not gonna happen. Give it up already!"  (Missy trying to talked the other team out of the tournament)

"Torrance: He's your brother, you don't see him like I do"
"Missy: Yeah, and that's a good thing cause that would be a crime!"
  (Missy's sisterly affection over Cliff)

"Hey ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?"  (Jan's flirting with the other team members)